Shortest AFL books ever written

[neroblack]

Hiding your attraction to your captain - Zac Dawson.
IT security - Sam Gilbert

 

[theflea]

the grand final parade- footscrayfc.

 

[Hodgepodge]

"How not to be a w***er" - by Eddie Betts

 

[QS]

Commentating not barracking - Luke Darcy

 

[Bombers 2003]

"How not to be a w***er" - by Eddie Betts

with an introduction by jeff kennett and a preface by andy d

 

[CaptainChardonnay]

The road to back-to-back flags : Mick Malthouse

 

[windyhill]

"How to gift wrap a flag" HFC.

 

[wadeallday]

'A collingwood fans understanding of the holding the ball rule'

 

[PatientMental]

Sustaining success in the AFL - by Collingwood, forward by Carlton.

 

[PTizzle]

A dummies guide to ducking - Joel Selwood
Chook raffles on a budget - North Melbourne FC
Centrelink 101 - Collingwood FC
The art of making freinds and influencing people - Bomber Thompson
Shooting from the lips - Jason Akermanis
Tanks 101 - Cartlon/WCE/Melbourne
Honesty & Integrity - Wayne Carey
On a 20c Budget - Chris Grant
Thuggery - an art form - L.Matthews/Diesel Williams
Captain Hook - Barry Hall/Plugger
How to play with knives - Hird

Umm...I don't think you get what you're meant to do in this thread

 

[DO IT TO IT]

Beating Geelong, by players from the Collingwood Football Club

 

[nufan]

How to umpire finals - Collaborative effort from the umpiring fraternity (Proof read and supported on monday by the Giesch)

Kicking with both feet - Allan Didak

The new age modern mans haircut - Clinton Jones

Humility after victory - Collingwood cheer squad

Don't act tough, Be tough - Cambell Brown

Pin point accuracy by foot - Dane Swan foreward by Chris Judd dedicated to the North Melbourne Football Club

 

[cambosis]

Backing up a Brownlow - D Swan

 

[And_ROOS]

"How to bravely lose a close Grand Final." - Port Adelaide FC.

 

[Horsey_Horsey]

"The BIG Decision - Straight or Gay?"


by Matthew Richardson.

 

[DardySingh360]

The Supporters - Port Adelaide Football Club

 

[bodazoka]

"How to be brave in a final" - Carlton

 

[Uncle Hank]

"Weening off the teat. I'm a big kid now!" - Footscray FC

 

[ChappyUK]

For the team - N Buckley
Where's Podsiadly? N Maxwell
Spotting a Man - Harry O'Brien
Accountability - Leon Davis
What happened in jail, stays in jail - N Krakouer
My love for Collingwood - ChappyUK

 

[Uncle Hank]

Quitting the Blame-Game: How to Man-Up and Take Responsibility For Your Incessant Failures - Carlton Football Club

 

[Uncle Hank]

My Achievements Outside of Footy - Harry O'Brien

 

[PatientMental]

How to win a premiership without getting caught - Carlton FC.
Running laps - Fudd Jarman.
My experiences with the Grand Final success of the St. Kilda FC. - St Kilda
Kicking goals outside of junk time - Eddie Betts
Choosing fitting footy shorts - Eddie Betts forward by Byron Picket.
"I nevah dunnit, I nevah lied" - Kim Dufie.

 

[Andy Brennan]

How Geelong didn't win the war - Nick Maxwell

 

[Slattery_20]

Dual premiership Collingwood players of the modern era

 

[subaru]

I Builded A Dynasty - Eddie MacGuire