Unofficial Preview Showdown XLIV Banter Thread

[Dixie Normous]

I'm going Saturday with a Port mate and I'll be deep undercover within the Port cheer squad.

Looking forward to mixing it up with some of the ferals, bushpigs and scrubgoats.....

 

[Viva la Mattner]

I'm going Saturday with a Port mate and I'll be deep undercover within the Port cheer squad.

Looking forward to mixing it up with some of the ferals, bushpigs and scrubgoats.....

I’ll be in banana lady territory literally just in front of her
Will be getting stuck into her if we win

 

[Thetrader15]

Goodluck. Remember to use small words when you are attempting to communicate with them

 

[Viva la Mattner]

Goodluck. Remember to use small words when you are attempting to communicate with them

Bringing an a4 notepad and crayons

 

[Thetrader15]

Bringing an a4 notepad and crayons

Don't let them eat them

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

My hair was not greying or receeding when last time they beat us.

I've seen babies learn to walk toilet trained and graduate kindly

I've seen high school kids graduate med school and whole goverments come and go.

 

[Thetrader15]

My hair was not greying or receeding when last time they beat us.

I've seen babies learn to walk toilet trained and graduate kindly

I've seen high school kids graduate med school and whole goverments come and go.

I've seen Kern have his contract extended, PAFS screw up a contract about a home jumper in China, Kocky say he wouldn't invite GC back if their wore their home jumper, GC wear the China cours in China, PAFS invite GC back, SPP incident off field, an investigation that took too long, Kocky say he's going to sue ch7, Ryder off field incident, Impey off field incident, Impey traded, PAFS win the preseason after recruiting Jack Watts and Lindy Thomas, Lindy Thomas snipe and get a long suspension, Burgess walk out on the club, PAFS lose a final after the siren (lol), a Jonas snipe and suspension and even Lobbe's contract at PAFS finally finishing.

It's been a while between drinks since we lost

 

[Scorpus]

Port Adelaide are bad

 

[subaru]

Since port flogs won’t post here , thought this snippet was amusing:

“In all seriousness i do question the effect of having a zillion new players all playing together at once. It took Dixon a good year to gel in our forward line, dont know what made us think it would all come together in am instant.“


Hahahahaha

They think they got a forward line !!!!

 

[Cromulent]

Looking forward to Douggie laying out Sam Stink-Finger again.. that’s if he plays..

 

[I Lost My Keays]

 

[subaru]

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L. O. Very L.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Since port flogs won’t post here , thought this snippet was amusing:

“In all seriousness i do question the effect of having a zillion new players all playing together at once. It took Dixon a good year to gel in our forward line, dont know what made us think it would all come together in am instant.“


Hahahahaha

They think they got a forward line !!!!

So this is Dixon gelling?

 

[subaru]

So this is Dixon gelling?

Apparently so .....

That board is unbelievably hilarious atm .....

 

[TheKev]

Anybody know what the go is with GA tickets for this one? Will i need to upgrade if i don't rock up early?

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Dixie Normous]

The funniest part of the recent activity on the Port I've lost my faith in Ken Hinkley Part 2 thread was the first post in it yesterday at 5.15pm (after no one had posted in it for 4-5 days)

"Ken Hinkley is a ******* disgrace !"

 

[arrowman]

So this is Dixon gelling?

Soft and wobbly? Yes.

Or a Petrie dish with mould growing on it? Why yes, again.

 

[Dixie Normous]

The only person gelling in the Port team at the moment is Wingard (his hair in front of the mirror 5 mins before they run out)

 

[subaru]

This game will be a tinderbox.
The customers are as well drilled as their team at antagonising and taunting the opposition yet coming out smelling like their shit doesn't stink.
Best have our phones ready.

Our fans will be ducking fruit but this flogs gonna film it ....

 

[Alwaysacrow]

Where's Janus? I'd love to hear what he has to say. Lol.

 

[Roovolution]

Where's Janus? I'd love to hear what he has to say. Lol.

Not surprisingly gone AWOL. Can’t conjure a story to say Port are secretly good so time to get high and dream about being as good as the Crows.

 

[Roovolution]

The funniest part of the recent activity on the Port I've lost my faith in Ken Hinkley Part 2 thread was the first post in it yesterday at 5.15pm (after no one had posted in it for 4-5 days)

"Ken Hinkley is a ******* disgrace !"

Did they really think they were going to beat the Eagles at Optus with the Eagles in such good form? Nuts.

 

[rocket18]

Hope we don't smash them, would be a damn shame if they moved Kern on.

 

[Alwaysacrow]

Not surprisingly gone AWOL. Can’t conjure a story to say Port are secretly good so time to get high and dream about being as good as the Crows.

I remember very early on in the 2018 ladder predictions thread on the main board he of course had Power finishing on top and Crows finishing outside the 8. Even afl neutrals howled him down about it. What have you got to say now Janus?

 

[AFC3000]

Our turn to host the banter thread again?

Was looking forward to posting at the Portress this week.

Perhaps they'll invite us all over next time.