Signs that Freo Dockers players have been at your house..

[Braun_2_B_Wild]

* Your wife turns up with a black eye and her credit card is missing
* Your kids trophies are all missing.
* You find a 7 foot street lamp in your living room and it seems to serve no purpose nor can it take a mark overhead or run.
* Your "last supper" painting has been replaced with a photo of Jeff Farmer on his knees with his arms raised to the heavens whilst fellating another male
* Someone's drawn a really ugly picture of a girl on your wall that looks like a tattoo. You cannot tell whether its a s**t nor how old it is.
* There are inflatable anchors littered over the house yet they strangley have 2 holes that seem to be orifices. You pause to think and realise they form a dual purpose for a Dockers supporter.
* There is a copy of a "7 year plan" on the wall which you assume is a warranty... yet the used car salesman Mr Connolly that signed it is no longer around.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

They've traded your car for a packet of snags that's past the use by date.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

You wake up with a ghey tattoo on your arm

It kind of feels like reject Essendon players have been in your house

You find an Andrew McLeod card stained with tears

 

[costanza]

There's alfoil on the windows, large power bill, constant line of 'visitors' and a bloke out the front saying " Have you seen that house up the road? i think it might be a meth lab!".

 

[bushie]

Everyone is hiding in the cellar weeping and shaking like little girls.

Channel 7 just showed a pic of that nasty Josh Carr at a derby.

 

[The Night Shift]

Everyone is hiding in the cellar weeping and shaking like little girls.

Channel 7 just showed a pic of that nasty Josh Carr at a derby.

UH OH !!!
Does that mean we have to listen to weeks and weeks off whinging Eagles supporters again on sports talk back radio having a cry, post derby.....

 

[DockerNJL]

UH OH !!!
Does that mean we have to listen to weeks and weeks off whinging Eagles supporters again on sports talk back radio having a cry, post derby.....

i must say that josh carr is a thug, what is he thinking making physical contact in a game of netball.
i got so reved up i dropped my knitting needles + spilled my glass of chardne, i thought he was going to punch somebody in the balls.

-you realise your house it at the bottom of the ocean after they stopped by and left there anchor behind.

 

[Jabber]

They leave their photo's behind

 

[Tuffy71]

Theres a group of ex coaches locked in the bedroom wearing straight jackets rocking back and forward moaning "why wouldn't they listen"

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

There's a cop in the front yard with a black eye.

Your kids are more interested in beating up the bigger kid next door than actually achieving anything with their lives...

 

[Rubber Pants]

After years of getting crap from your neighbours you finally beat them in the Christmas lights competition only for them to pretend it's no longer important.

Someone's set up a shrine to a weird albino looking surfie guy in your lounge room

 

[Stronzo]

There are a bunch of West footy reporters hanging around, giving you shifty looks and asking loaded questions

Johnny Docker is barn dancing with Shaun Mcmanus and Clive Waterhouse.

 

[Stronzo]

They leave their photo's behind

Forget your nursery rhymes?

 

[Jabber]

Forget your nursery rhymes?

The TAB already has plenty of my money.

 

[Stronzo]

The TAB already has plenty of my money.

No doubt, perhaps you should think of your family the next time you put a grand on kerr winnning the brownlow.

 

[wce4premiership]

Wonderful treasures are on your roof, the fremantle players climb half way up then don't know what to do.

Holes in the roof so if they achieve there goals they can look to the sky.

Roof double original height to accomodate sandy.

 

[Stronzo]

Wonderful treasures are on your roof, the fremantle players climb half way up then don't know what to do.

Holes in the roof so if they achieve there goals they can look to the sky.

Roof double original height to accomodate sandy.

That was one of the most cobbled together piles of excrement I've ever had the misfortune of trying to comprehend. I wish that in the future if you have a "funny" contribution to make you keep it to yourself and save us all a bit of bandwidth.

Thankyou

 

[Cheshire Cat]

That was one of the most cobbled together piles of excrement I've ever had the misfortune of trying to comprehend. I wish that in the future if you have a "funny" contribution to make you keep it to yourself and save us all a bit of bandwidth.

Thankyou

This comment (in fact 99% of comments on BigFooty) are a waste of bandwidth

 

[couchy555]

the stay for 13 years and dont do
A GODDAM THING

 

[DockerNJL]

the stay for 13 years and dont do
A GODDAM THING

i just hope it dosn't take 40 whatever years.

 

[wantfrieswitthat]

signs of Westcoast players been to your house is much much funnier

 

[The Night Shift]

This comment (in fact 99% of comments on BigFooty) are a waste of bandwidth

This comment is a waste of bandwith.
If your going to fling shit at least use correct grammar.

 

[Brewster_]

They've stolen all your trash and replaced it with jewellery

Winner.

 

[Brewster_]

The house is littered with old Essendon jumpers

Nice.

 

[skipjack]

They are all still in your house.






















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