Signs that Freo Dockers players have been at your house..

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LOL Only aired in WA I take it. Classic.

Yeah it was.... it was 30 seconds of the most cringeworthy TV I've ever seen. I'm sure the Dockers had a raffle among their members to see who wanted to be the actors in this thing and then put them in a front a camera.

It's actually hilarious... every year the Eagles come out with this professionally made commercial with the slo-mo footage with inspirational music... usually get a well known band's song as well. Then you have the Dockers commercial... a 30 second "comedy" (and I say comedy as in it makes you laugh at how bad it is) sketch made up of the rejects from the John Young Talent Time acting school put together with a $200 budget. Says it all really
 
I thought the funniest thing about it was that it showed their greatest achievement - a one-point win over another perennial disappointment at home in a regular-season game.

To be fair, I think it came out before they'd won that final.

HAHAHA that's right... the 2 men kissed after they beat St Kilda by 1 point in a home and away game they were gifted on a platter because a St Kilda guy kicked it straight back to Freo with 10 seconds left. Jesus the fact that's one of their greatest moments in the history of their club that they would put it on a commercial is the height of sadness. :D
 
I thought the funniest thing about it was that it showed their greatest achievement - a one-point win over another perennial disappointment at home in a regular-season game.

To be fair, I think it came out before they'd won that final.

Shhhh, you have to have a go at Freo without mentioning that they have never won anything or that their colours are crap.
 
The house is littered with old Essendon jumpers

A random dwarf is trying to sell you land in Geraldton

The dwarf is followed by an old coot trying to sell you a fridge

The bus driver out the front wants to take you on a journey

A guy standing around the pool table keeps mooning you and then trying to hit you

The neighbours are throwing half eaten pies at you

Dis is my favourite. (Mods : Need chuckle-giggle emoticon)
 

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The wifes makeup bag has been raided.
The daughters mauve scarf is missing.
The sons Peter Daicos training football is gone.
The bleach is missing from the laundry.
There's some half finished glasses of pimms and lemonade on the coffee table and a copy of Brokeback Mountain in the DVD player.
 
You bought a house in Freo recently after moving from Claremont

You look in the letter box and find a card saying that you and your family are part of the proud history of the region
 

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