Restricted Free Agent
President of the Conor Nash fan club
The Sin City Swamprats
ESTABLISHED: Season 4
PREMIERSHIPS: 2 (S6, S27)
HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED
THE CREED:
We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.
To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour
We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.
Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.
Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
SWAMPRAT ANTHEM:
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie freeWith golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair
CLUB SONG:
Beer, beer the black and the whiteHonour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!
League Awards:
MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23 Ant Bear S26, Nunez S27
FRED (ALF ANDREWS) MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Elite Finger Twirler S22, Dingster S25
DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4, philreich S27
FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23, Ant Bear S25
Honour Board:
Club stat leaders:
S28 list
1. Far Kern (C)
17. philreich (VC)
18. Nunez (LG)
36. SarahSmiles (LG)
89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
2. jackster83
3. TheMase
4. SparkleNarkle
05. edgie
7. LukeParkerno1
9. Kirkswan
11. Magus
14. GotTheGoodes
16. Greasyrhys
19. Macca19
20. dosser
21. rickety
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
45. ant555
64. Firestarter
66. Elite Finger Twirler
88. Power Raid
IN: dosser (rookie), Magus (rookie), Greasyrhys (rookie), Elite Finger Twirler (returning)
OUT: bergholt, Obeanie1, tonygeeks, Steve Dore, Jonts, TradeDraft (delisted), Ant Bear (Wonders) - Thanks for your services
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