Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats Season 39 Team Thread - Sinning since 04

[DenieD]

*Formally known as the Alberton Qootball Club​

New Logo designed by Supercheapgiants ​

Established - S04 (2004)

Re-Established - S16 (2013)


Premierships (3)

Season 06
Alberton Swamprats 14.11 (95) defeated Las Vegas Bears 11.12 (78)

FB *PAF Toots Hibbert Pred

HB Porthos Ford Fairlane ParalowiePower

C Dyertribe Macca19(c) Ray Nolan

HF Russian Santos L Helper Andre

F Dreamkillers Groove JuniorBurger

R Crazy_Big_Al MrMeaner Total Power


I sog35 blackdiamond


Season 27
Las Vegas Bears 13.18 (96) lost to Sin City Swamprats 15.9 (99)

B: rickety - Far Kern (c) - TheMase

HB: jackster83 - ant555 - Power Raid

C: GotTheGoodes - Ant Bear - Firestarter

HF: Kirkswan - edgie - sportsmaniac89

F: LukeParkerno1 - SarahSmiles - sataris

R: SparkleNarkle - philreich - Nunez


INT: Obeanie1 - Quadzilla


Season 29
Sin City Swamprats 11.12 (78) defeated Mount Buller Demons 12.5 (77)

B: sportsmaniac89 - Far Kern - Quadzilla

HB: Firestarter - jackster83 - sataris

C: Leviathan Pie - GotTheGoodes - Kirkswan

HF: akkaps - ant555 - Power Raid

F: LukeParkerno1 - SarahSmiles - GremioPower

FOLL: Rich the babe Evans - philreich (c) - Nunez


INT: edgie - Sparkle


Home Ovals
The Underground
Alberton Oval (alternate)

Colours
Black and White; Red and Gold

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Swamprats Creed
We the players and management of the Alberton Qootball Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.

Swamprats Anthem
Swamprats all, let us rejoice
For we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears
Our women we don't see

Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.

Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

Swamprats Club Song
Beer, beer! The black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry

Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!



Alberton Qootball Club
The Swamprats

Home Ground: The Underground Stadium
Los Carrara Mall, Nou Camp, Sweet

 

[DenieD]

Fixtures

Round 1 - 2nd February 2025 - Ophidian Old Boys @ Spotswood Oval

Rounds 2-18 - TBD​

 

[DenieD]

TBD

 

[BloodySwan]

Us Swampeats are going to swamp your rat. We'll eat in your faces and before you know it, BAM Swamp! You mother****ers better watch out

 

[Braklet]

RESERVED for OOB taunting

 

[Tigerturbulance]

RESERVED for DenieD OOB apology

 

[DenieD]

RESERVED for OOB taunting

RESERVED for DenieD OOB apology

 

[spookism]

Lesgo!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I have a question, mr DenieD.

If the club was established in 04, had a break somewhere, and then re-established in S16.... Has the club really been 'sinning since 04'?

 

[DenieD]

I have a question, mr DenieD.

If the club was established in 04, had a break somewhere, and then re-established in S16.... Has the club really been 'sinning since 04'?

Just because we weren't in the league doesn't mean we weren't in the world sinning all over the country of Sweet.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Just because we weren't in the league doesn't mean we weren't in the world sinning all over the country of Sweet.

Thank you for the clarification. Good luck with the upcoming season.

 

[DenieD]

Thank you for the clarification. Good luck with the upcoming season.

Thank you. I hope you finish last.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Thank you. I hope you finish last.

That is not very nice.

 

[DenieD]

That is not very nice.

You finishing last means all 12 other teams won't finish last. I think that is very nice.