So, Who's going to China?

[bomberclifford]

What about "goo-balloon"

Isn't that the bear in Jungle Book?

 

[Andre]

FYI, you filthy Western tourists...

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So you can take drugs or go whoring. Just don't take drugs and then go whoring. Keep that in mind you lucky bastards travelling there.

 

[Schulzenfest]

FYI, you filthy Western tourists...

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Someone stick this notice to Eddie Dingle's hotel room door before it's too late.

 

[Macca19]

"Franger" is my mate's nickname, lol...

Carn. You can't through that out there and not tell the story!

 

[Lagooner]

Someone stick this notice to Eddie Dingle's hotel room door before it's too late.

He left today so it's probably too late already.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Leaving Thursday, staying at Charms.

What are some good pressie ideas for the kids and wifey?

Staying at the Charms next Wednesday and Thursday.

 

[Lagooner]

Carn. You can't through that out there and not tell the story!

Plot twist: There is no mate and Magpiespower is Franger.

 

[Magpiespower]

Carn. You can't through that out there and not tell the story!

Ha! Not much of a story, unfortunately. His surname is Franks. That's it.

And, in typical footy club wit, he was instantly christened "Franger."

He is an absolute reprobate and degenerate, tho...

 

[ClintEastwood]

I'm heading over. First time in China. Luckily it's only 3 hrs from Tokyo.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

FYI, you filthy Western tourists...

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Thank **** I didn't see that until I got here.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Early visibility report is bad news. Can't see a ****ing thing.

But it's 10 at night and I have my sunglasses on so this may improve.

Locals VERY friendly. First time I've seen gloves and lube presented at the cavity search in years.

More news at 11.

 

[PAFC04]

Leaving Thursday, staying at Charms.

What are some good pressie ideas for the kids and wifey?

Same here Macca.... leaving Thursday Morning at 10am with CSA...

 

[Check-Raise !]

My Mrs got ticket, some sort of VIP lounge pass, business class seats and accommodation all free from her work !

Meanwhile I'll be sitting at home with the 3 kids eating fortune cookies waiting for the one to tell me how my life sucks right about now ! Happy friggin Mother's Day !!!

 

[Wind Power]

Me and the missus are in Beijing now will be in Shanghai Friday night staying at the Bund Hotel.

 

[portly]

Please Please Please.

I will be saving up like crazy to go next year.

Could you please keep up the information via this or another thread so that I can use it to get a list of do's and dont's, places to go or not go, good street food, money considerations etc.

Enjoy yourselves and let's hope for a win.

 

[Total Power]

Flying QR from Budapest tomorrow. Staying at Waldorf Astoria Anyone staying there?

Camel's all sold out on Friday, so hoping some of you guys would head to Big Bamboo

 

[Lagooner]

Flying QR from Budapest tomorrow. Staying at Waldorf Astoria Anyone staying there?

Camel's all sold out on Friday, so hoping some of you guys would head to Big Bamboo

This is a male strip revue place isn't it?

 

[Total Power]

This is a male strip revue place isn't it?

LOL! they do make awesome sausages though

 

[Total Power]

If anyone looking for what to eat, you know now.

 

[PowerLil]

Thinking of going 2018 with Mr LC. Hopefully cruising to Hong Kong then on to Shanghai. Safe travels all. 4 points in luggage please!!

 

[Steve Dore]

Unable to make it due to work commitments. Have a great time you campaigners that are able to get there and just win Ports farken!

I'm heading over. First time in China. Luckily it's only 3 hrs from Tokyo.

No excuse for you taking drugs and going whoring as that warn notice is in English and Japanese.

 

[Alberton Proud]

I haven't heard the term 'franger' for almost forty years!

What was the old joke involving Monkeys and Rubbers that had the punchline 'Frangutan'

 

[xflamedancer]

F**K Toll.

 

[CharlieKelly]

Be aware, gweilo (鬼佬) means ghost man, white person

 

[CharlieKelly]

F**K Toll.

What've they done?