So, Who's going to China?

[Janus]

Anyone who is in the vicinity of Shanghai and wants to go to the game, PM me. I've got one (possibly two) Lounge tickets that I don't need.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Loving this thread. Living the trip vicariously through BigFootyites

 

[Hooligan87]

All you guys in China, Do they have Chinese restaurants over there?

And do they just call them restaurants?

 

[TeeKray]

Loving this thread. Living the trip vicariously through BigFootyites

It's almost like being there.

Minus the air pollution, sandstorms, criminal syndicates and poor quality food of course.

 

[TeeKray]

All you guys in China, Do they have Chinese restaurants over there?

And do they just call them restaurants?

 

[pip_]

It's almost like being there.

Minus the air pollution, sandstorms, criminal syndicates and poor quality food of course.

You forgot threat of nuclear war

 

[Portwon]

Loving this thread and the others where people have taken time to give an update no matter how small. Sincerely I thank you all.

I get a little excited when I see there has been something new about the city, what people are seeing or Dingles adventures.

"Port Adelaide will own this moment in history forever"

.....again!.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

You forgot threat of nuclear war

It's the threat of Dingle that frightens me

 

[OneGreatClub]

A thank you from the club to those travelling over

 

[Needs Gravy]

It's the threat of Dingle that frightens me

Dingle's

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Dingle's

*shudder*

 

[ClintEastwood]

Just arrived at my hotel before. Exciting to be in China!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So what was at the Beaver Bar?

No ****ing beavers.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You forgot threat of nuclear war

At a meeting yesterday chatting to the two Chinese blokes in the room and one cracks a joke about North Korea. I start laughing and he says "funny little fad man" I said did you just call him a funny little fat man or mad man" he laughs and says "Both".

I wasn't sure of the protocol on laughing at old mate but it's clear now.

 

[chiwigi]

Funny night last night.

Jumped in cab, cabbie gets lost, get out start wandering around, show my directions to a couple of local lads who start leading us to where the luotuo sports bar is. Lots of pointing, asking more locals, locals asking other locals, find Camel sports bar aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there are two camel sports bars and we are at the wrong one. Jump in new cab with correct directions he pulls up outside a Greek taverna and says thus is the place we start arguing which btw is totally pointless when you don't understand a word the other person is saying and vice versa but probably won't stop me arguing with cabbies again. I ******* hate cabbies. Notice bar across road called beaver bar, note to self check beaver bar out a some stage. Get out of cab start asking a local bloke with perfect English who says we are in totally the wrong area but then out if the corner of my eye I see a sea of black white and teal. Hooray. We are near beer. Very very late, joint is packed with Ports people. Head on in drink beer, quick chat with casual, quick 5 pints, good chat with Merco. Ginever, mullet Anderson, Wanganeen (tells me he is better than Robbie Gray who is NOT a champion I just nod) all there smiling laughing loving being Ports. Self says beaver bar. Go to beaver bar. No beavers. Head off looking for cab back to bund, get to bund beers in a few more places. Drunk back to room. Room is awesome. Checking in I use my awesome translator app called pleco and make sure my brother and I get rooms with king size beds so while the couple next to me are trying to get an upgrade and arguing over who should pay for it old mate says "free upgrade mister dingle" so I'm in an executive suite with THREE (Chiwigi ) toilets. Note number 2 to self China is awesome.

Now I need food and more beer.

Yeah, but you've got to put the toilet paper in a bin next to you.

I'm so jealous and pissed off I didn't go, I'm actually worried my head will explode when I watch tomorrow,

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yeah, but you've got to put the toilet paper in a bin next to you.

I'm so jealous and pissed off I didn't go, I'm actually worried my head will explode when I watch tomorrow,

No you don't. Not in big shitty western hotels. Main toilet has built in bidet. Nothing like a nice jet of cool water on your sphincter after a massive chilli poo.

It's just heaven.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I've actually been going back to my room and watching tv from the shitter with cool water jetting on to my balls and arse all day.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

How can anyone possibly not love China?

 

[Tibbs]

No you don't. Not in big shitty western hotels. Main toilet has built in bidet. Nothing like a nice jet of cool water on your sphincter after a massive chilli poo.

It's just heaven.

Too much information!!

 

[Lockhart Road]

No ****ing beavers.

You have to go to a beaver restaurant to get beavers.

 

[bomberclifford]

I've actually been going back to my room and watching tv from the shitter with cool water jetting on to my balls and arse all day.

They need to put this testimonial in the brochure.

 

[broombroom9]

Is that Ricky Gervais behind the Butch?

Can confirm both butch and Ricky are here. We're on the same Syd/pvg flight as my crew

 

[Lockhart Road]

As we speak ... RussellEbertHandball and Port Woolwich are in the Camel in Frenchtown watching footy and making communication via BigFooty PM with PREDAT0R who is communicating with his taxi driver in Japanese how to get there to join them.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

PREDAT0R has just bought a round at The Camel in a beautiful breezy and shadey part of the French district of Shanghai road.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

PREDAT0R has just bought a round at The Camel in a beautiful breezy and shadey part of the French district of Shanghai road.

Hurry up!!!!!!!