Song Contest Part IX, Host: NinjaSwan Theme: Summer. Jet Skis Due: 10PM AEDT Wensday

[William Wonka]

I like country songs that address important issues.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

GOAT country song:

 

[William Wonka]

Acceptable GreyCrow ?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Just had my first listen. Not bad, struggling to find a Billy though which is probably bad news for me.

 

[the fly]

Cause and effect of cuts and bruises. I'd say the nommer is a Hitchcock fan.

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Mark Johnson got hit by a seagull.

 

[GreyCrow]

Acceptable GreyCrow ?

Prefer this one

 

[General Soreness]

Prefer this one

There's also:

 

[MWPP]

MWPP missed a golden opportunity as well

5 and 4 from me!

 

[raskolnikov]

I was swooped by a lone magpie once. I had blood streaming out of the back of my head.

 

[BRAB]

I was swooped by a lone magpie once. I had blood streaming out of the back of my head.

Reminds me of this underrated classic

 

[Ulahoopski]

I was swooped by a lone magpie once. I had blood streaming out of the back of my head.

Likewise but got me on the cheek - I was on crutches at the time too, the bastard.
Go Pies.

 

[William Wonka]

Just curious how someone justified 'Lone Bird' being part of the (title) theme?! Cool song but the only thing I can think of is being pecked to death by a bird lol.

Cause and effect of cuts and bruises. I'd say the nommer is a Hitchcock fan.

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Mark Johnson got hit by a seagull.

I was swooped by a lone magpie once. I had blood streaming out of the back of my head.

Likewise but got me on the cheek - I was on crutches at the time too, the bastard.
Go Pies.

Thats nice.
I stubbed my toe this morning, doesn't mean 'Another brick in the wall' fits the ****ing theme!
Elton Johns Wig explain yourself sir.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Thats nice.
I stubbed my toe this morning, doesn't mean 'Another brick in the wall' fits the ******* theme!
Elton Johns Wig explain yourself sir.

If you don't think a song fits the theme, don't vote for it.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm enjoying this playlist so far.

 

[Marklar_33]

Reminds me of this underrated classic

4 votes

 

[William Wonka]

If you don't think a song fits the theme, don't vote for it.

There is not much 'think' involved.
Im actually worried that Elton Johns Wig suffered a small stroke.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Thats nice.
I stubbed my toe this morning, doesn't mean 'Another brick in the wall' fits the ******* theme!
Elton Johns Wig explain yourself sir.

Ask me a question. I'll validate it.

If you don't think a song fits the theme, don't vote for it.

Ex-****ing-zackly

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

There is not much 'think' involved.
Im actually worried that Elton Johns Wig suffered a small stroke.

Come at me bitch!!!!!!!!!

 

[BRAB]

A song titled "Elton John's Wig" would now be accepted given how he just cut Wonka up.

Fair hit, play on.

 

[William Wonka]

Ask me a question. I'll validate it.


Ex-*******-zackly

Ok.
How the **** did 'Lone Bird' get accepted?
Did you perchance momentarily forget what the theme was?

Come at me bitch!!!!!!!!!

Id never dream of attacking someone in such an obviously confused state.

 

[William Wonka]

A song titled "Elton John's Wig" would now be accepted given how he just cut Wonka up.

Fair hit, play on.

Outraged is my default setting.

 

[por_please_ya]

Anything to do with cuts and bruises. So, things that can cause cuts like swords, or punch for bruises etc. Also outcomes, so blood is from a cut.

Birds can cause cuts, as evidenced by magpies swooping and making you bleed. Case closed.

 

[BRAB]

Birds can cause cuts, as evidenced by magpies swooping and making you bleed. Case closed.

Wow that was easy.

 

[William Wonka]

Birds can cause cuts, as evidenced by magpies swooping and making you bleed. Case closed.

Even if I accept your premise (which I dont as Im mentally sound). The only time magpies/plovers swoop is when they are nesting!
The very opposite of a 'Lone bird'.


My infant son scratched me with the corner of his fingernail once...
I should have nommed 'Beautiful boy'

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Even if I accept your premise (which I dont as Im mentally sound). The only time magpies/plovers swoop is when they are nesting!
The very opposite of a 'Lone bird'.


My infant son scratched me with the corner of his fingernail once...
I should have nommed 'Beautiful boy'

Maybe "Black Fingernails, red wine" would have been accepted?