Song Contest Part XXI, Host: Purple7x08_24, Theme: Pre-2000, Votes Due: Wednesday 10pm AEDT Time

[The Filth Wizard]

I didn't even write my joke, instead got help from the generous host. They saw my pitiful attempt and mercifully put an end to my comedic ambitions.

I just looked up best kids jokes and then put the answers through Spotify.

Chippy even said to me if there wasn’t a Loonerty he’d be stoked to come to my stand up plus rock show.

 

[Ocha905]

I just looked up best kids jokes and then put the answers through Spotify.

Chippy even said to me if there wasn’t a Loonerty he’d be stoked to come to my stand up plus rock show.

Are you Kamahl?!

 

[Chipmunk]

SONG JOKE CONTEST

OPTIONAL VOTING

VOTE FOR YOUR TOP 3 (3-2-1)
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1. What could Sydney learn from Melbourne?

Better weather.

2. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

I want to be Happy.

3. How long will it be til I win another contest?

One More Year.

4. So I can't nominate this then?

Aristocrats.

5. What did his beer-drinking counterparts nickname TongaBob when he nodded off in the brewery's drive-through?

Bottleneck Bob.

6. Why did the comedian burst into flames?

Fire, God and Fear.

7. How does the tallest man in the world say goodbye?

So long.

8. Where does Clark Kent wash himself in the morning?

Superbath.

9. What happened to the apple when Adam and Eve saw it?

Eden.

10. I was trying to figure out why the ball was getting closer and closer, and then it...

Hit Me.

11. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the…

Other Side.

12. What did the sober hat say to the drunk hat?

Go On Ahead And Go Home.

13. When I think of my brother.

Hammer Smashed Face.

14. What did one drunk hip say to the other? Are you…

Wasted.

15. What did the psychologist say to his patient who was a brickie?

Lay It All On Me.

16. What do you call a girl on a swing with no arms?

Sara.

17. I heard Britney was accused of murder at the latest swimming competition.

Toxic Freestyle.

18. What plane does the President of the United Grizzlys fly on?

Bearforce One.

19. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Investigator.

20. What does a woman call her baby who is born looking like a candy cane?

Sweet Child ‘O Mine

21. Why couldn't Billy and Kenny reach the hanging gardens? Because they went to…

Babylon by Bus

22. When do you get Purple Rain?

When the Storm has passed

23. Why did the owl start a disco club? Because when it shows off those "owl-some" dance moves, the…

Night begins to shine.

 

[Chipmunk]

#SongContestPlaylist



Noms accepted for the rest of today

Botes in by 9.45pm Wednesday

Good luck!

 

[the fly]

Nice joke spudmaster

 

[spudmaster]

Nice joke spudmaster

Am I that obvious these days?

 

[Tonga Bob]

SONG JOKE CONTEST

OPTIONAL VOTING

VOTE FOR YOUR TOP 3 (3-2-1)
​

1. What could Sydney learn from Melbourne?

Better weather.

2. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

I want to be Happy.

3. How long will it be til I win another contest?

One More Year.

4. So I can't nominate this then?

Aristocrats.

5. What did his beer-drinking counterparts nickname TongaBob when he nodded off in the brewery's drive-through?

Bottleneck Bob.

6. Why did the comedian burst into flames?

Fire, God and Fear.

7. How does the tallest man in the world say goodbye?

So long.

8. Where does Clark Kent wash himself in the morning?

Superbath.

9. What happened to the apple when Adam and Eve saw it?

Eden.

10. I was trying to figure out why the ball was getting closer and closer, and then it...

Hit Me.

11. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the…

Other Side.

12. What did the sober hat say to the drunk hat?

Go On Ahead And Go Home.

13. When I think of my brother.

Hammer Smashed Face.

14. What did one drunk hip say to the other? Are you…

Wasted.

15. What did the psychologist say to his patient who was a brickie?

Lay It All On Me.

16. What do you call a girl on a swing with no arms?

Sara.

17. I heard Britney was accused of murder at the latest swimming competition.

Toxic Freestyle.

18. What plane does the President of the United Grizzlys fly on?

Bearforce One.

19. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Investigator.

20. What does a woman call her baby who is born looking like a candy cane?

Sweet Child ‘O Mine

21. Why couldn't Billy and Kenny reach the hanging gardens? Because they went to…

Babylon by Bus

22. When do you get Purple Rain?

When the Storm has passed

Number five has absolutely done me dirty.

 

[MP_]

Number five has absolutely done me dirty.

Ok bottleneck

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ok bottleneck

 

[Chipmunk]

One nom added

Joke list updated.

 

[Stokey]

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Should call you Sidemouth Bob.

 

[Stokey]

Thought I would have been able to find a good song for this.

What trains can't gingers catch?
The Soul Train.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Some guy fell into a mincer and lost the whole left side of his body, but he's...

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

How did they prisoner escape?

They drew a bum and escaped through...

 

[myblueroan]

Some guy fell into a mincer and lost the whole left side of his body, but he's...

Brilliant!
And comes with a top shelf song and voice.
You win!

 

[MP_]

I was going to use this one.

What did they sing when miss America had a sex change?

Bye bye miss American pie.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Brilliant!
And comes with a top shelf song and voice.
You win!

The only reason I didn't go for it was because I wanted to find something new.

Starting to wish I did.

 

[myblueroan]

I mean,
I had this, but couldn't make myself post the song.
Joke:
Never trust an atom.
They make up

 

[Fossie 32]

I mean,
I had this, but couldn't make myself post the song.
Joke:
Never trust an atom.
They make up

 

[myblueroan]

Not bad Fossie!

 

[Fossie 32]

Not bad Fossie!

It was a B side [of Neon Rainbow] but Dann Penn, the guy who wrote it, was a very handy songwriter and producer!

Dan Penn - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[myblueroan]

It was a B side [of Neon Rainbow] but Dann Penn, the guy who wrote it, was a very handy songwriter and producer!

Dan Penn - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Better song choice. But kinda kills the joke!

 

[Riviat]

You just love to attract my Billy Ocha905!

Yet another great quality playlist. You guys have all been outdoing yourselves recently.

 

[Ocha905]

You just love to attract my Billy Ocha905!

Yet another great quality playlist. You guys have all been outdoing yourselves recently.

How do you know my song haha? I thought I had enough variation to evade detection!

I can only link 2 contestants to songs, 1 because they sent me music of the same artist recently and the other has a unique style.

 

[Riviat]

How do you know my song haha? I thought I had enough variation to evade detection!

I can only link 2 contestants to songs, 1 because they sent me music of the same artist recently and the other has a unique style.

The nom could be from maybe 1 or 2 others but im taking a stab that it's yours. When I was hosting one time, you mentioned that you like to nom stuff to attract host billlies and this fits in that category even though i'm not host .