Song Contest Part XXII, Host: Ocha905, Theme: Bad Spelling, Noms Due: Thursday 9pm AEDT

[DemurePrincess]

Wel! LOk ate mo gooo! I kant sleop sO IM ni…. I moan In

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m a so dyslexic that even when think it’s right… I’m so wrong lol

The words I **** up the most are - their, there and they’re

Who and how!!!

And I’s and O’s ffs

Thank **** for auto correct hey!

Anyway. I’m off to try and sleep

 

[Chipmunk]

5: NWA - If It Ain’t Ruff Raveneyes
4: Stars On 54 - If You Could Read My Mind Saint
3: Dionne Warwick - What The World Needs Now myblueroan
2: Sham 69 - If The Kids Are United spinynorman
1: The O’Jays - Give The People What They Want Ocha905

BM: Royel Otis - If Our Love Is Dead Loonerty

 

[MP_]

Stop picking on the dyslexic kids

Did you hear the joke about the dyslexic walking into a bra.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you hear the joke about the dyslexic walking into a bra.

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

 

[DemurePrincess]

We could do this all day just saying

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex?
They tried to do the 96 positions!

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[raskolnikov]

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

Or the dyslexic agnostic who lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog?

 

[DemurePrincess]

A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!"

 

[DemurePrincess]

Have you heard of the cow who attained spirtual enlightenment? She was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!