Song Contest Part XXII, Host: Raveneyes, Theme: NEW ARTIST/BAND, Votes Due: Wednesay 10pm AEDT

[TubbsFarquhar]

I'm not good at maths, but at least I can speeel.

 

[BFew]

Sorry it’s been a crazy night - haven’t had time to think of a theme so re-using one I was going to use when Dinsdale was mucking around. Therefore -

Theme: Bad sP3llingz (spelling)

Nominate an artist or title that isn’t grammatically correct according to the standard English language. Eg. ALLCAPS, numbers instead of letters 3 instead of e like above), incorrectly spelt words etc etc
Any LOTE words apply that hasn’t been adapted into English (like tsunami which wouldn’t be accepted for example).

Noms due Thursday 9pm VicBias Time
Votes due Sunday 9pm VicBias time

So we're not allowed entries like the below?

 

[Ocha905]

So we're not allowed entries like the below?

I’d say Hocus Pocus is a commonly accepted English phrase and is spelt correctly so no sorry

 

[DemurePrincess]

Consider it a dyslexia tribute round

OH innn thAT cAsse… lET tha goosd timeS Rol!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm not good at maths, but at least I can speeel.

I carnt

 

[por_please_ya]

BOTES

5: Bombay Bicycle Club - "What If" Lunchlady Doris
4: The Smiths - "What Difference Does It Make?" WAbulldog
3: Panic! At The Disco - "But It's Better If You Do" TubbsFarquhar
2: Stars On 54 - "If You Could Read My Mind" Saint
1: The Avalanches - "If I Was A Folkstar" omgfridge

BM: Sham 69 - "If The Kids Are United" Spiny Norman

HM: Little Green, Jason Derulo, Royal Otis, The Beatles, Carousel

 

[Ocha905]

OH innn thAT cAsse… lET tha goosd timeS Rol!!!

Nomination accepted.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Nomination accepted.

Wait! I forgot the song

LA la La Lla laaa loo la dEe doo!

 

[Ocha905]

5: Stars On 54 - "If You Could Read My Mind" Saint with B2B 5’s. A worthy cover of a fav song. 3rd
4: The Illusory Explainer - "If Paroxysm Were A Song" Riviat 4th
3: Little Green - "What If She's Crazy?" Ulahoopski 11th
2: NWA - "If It Ain't Ruff" Raveneyes 10th
1: Taffy - "If Only" Stokey 15th

Billy. Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - "What Can I Give You?"

HM's - Panic! at the Disco, Dionne Warwick and Bombay Bicycle Club

 

[Ocha905]

Sorry it’s been a crazy night - haven’t had time to think of a theme so re-using one I was going to use when Dinsdale was mucking around. Therefore -

Theme: Bad sP3llingz (spelling)

Nominate an artist or title that isn’t grammatically correct according to the standard English language. Eg. ALLCAPS, numbers instead of letters 3 instead of e like above), incorrectly spelt words etc etc
Any LOTE words apply that hasn’t been adapted into English (like tsunami which wouldn’t be accepted for example).

EDIT: NO PREVIOUS NOMINATIONS (how could I forget!)

Noms due Thursday 9pm VicBias Time
Votes due Sunday 9pm VicBias time

I forgot the most important detail - No previous noms. OP edited.

 

[Ocha905]

Wait! I forgot the song

LA la La Lla laaa loo la dEe doo!

5 votes.

 

[the fly]

Sorry it’s been a crazy night - haven’t had time to think of a theme so re-using one I was going to use when Dinsdale was mucking around. Therefore -

Theme: Bad sP3llingz (spelling)

Nominate an artist or title that isn’t grammatically correct according to the standard English language. Eg. ALLCAPS, numbers instead of letters 3 instead of e like above), incorrectly spelt words etc etc
Any LOTE words apply that hasn’t been adapted into English (like tsunami which wouldn’t be accepted for example).

EDIT: NO PREVIOUS NOMINATIONS (how could I forget!)

Noms due Thursday 9pm VicBias Time
Votes due Sunday 9pm VicBias time

What about performers with names that would fit well in the Terrible baby names thread?

 

[Ocha905]

What about performers with names that would fit well in the Terrible baby names thread?

That sounds like a great addition! Would definitely accept.

 

[DemurePrincess]

So we're not allowed entries like the below?

I see correct spelling lol

Now if it was Hokis Pokis then sureeeeeee

 

[DemurePrincess]

Wel! LOk ate mo gooo! I kant sleop sO IM ni…. I moan In

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m a so dyslexic that even when think it’s right… I’m so wrong lol

The words I **** up the most are - their, there and they’re

Who and how!!!

And I’s and O’s ffs

Thank **** for auto correct hey!

Anyway. I’m off to try and sleep

 

[Chipmunk]

5: NWA - If It Ain’t Ruff Raveneyes
4: Stars On 54 - If You Could Read My Mind Saint
3: Dionne Warwick - What The World Needs Now myblueroan
2: Sham 69 - If The Kids Are United spinynorman
1: The O’Jays - Give The People What They Want Ocha905

BM: Royel Otis - If Our Love Is Dead Loonerty

 

[MP_]

Stop picking on the dyslexic kids

Did you hear the joke about the dyslexic walking into a bra.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you hear the joke about the dyslexic walking into a bra.

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

 

[DemurePrincess]

We could do this all day just saying

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex?
They tried to do the 96 positions!

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[raskolnikov]

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

Or the dyslexic agnostic who lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog?

 

[DemurePrincess]

A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!"

 

[DemurePrincess]

Have you heard of the cow who attained spirtual enlightenment? She was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!