State of Origin State of Origin XVI – Round One – Allies Vs. Vic Metro @ University of Tasmania Stadium

[Muddiemoose]

A nomadic lifestyle is rewarding, you'd know that if you weren't attached to your mother's hip

Pipe down bangers
Keep it up and you can forget crashing at my joint next week

 

[Kennedy Parker]

They are basically kids who lost mummy in the supermarket when they were 5. Their mummy was never found and then they were bounced around foster homes, never belonging anywhere.

Sad

The EKA wont win you a job, foster boy

Oh no,not at all.

I am sad for you and hope you find a real home one day.

The fact that this is the first analogy you think of running with makes me a bit concerned about your childhood upbringing.

But even granting this analogy. We have 3 SoO trophies, and that's not even including 2 won by NSW/ACT as a standalone team. If we're an orphan who came through a foster care system and we've achieved all this success. Isn't this an inspirational rags-to-riches story of how hard work, dedication and determination can overcome overwhelming odds and obstacles?

The foster care kid who started out from dirt and achieved outstanding success against the odds seems a lot more preferable to you the comparable trust fund baby born with a silver spoon in his mouth, never knew the value of hard work and ended up being an underachiever who at 35 years of age is still throwing his custom-made gaming computer against the wall after losing a game of League of Legends.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

A nomadic lifestyle is rewarding, you'd know that if you weren't attached to your mother's hip

Did you just “still lives in mums basement” joke me?

I always knew BAT was secretly your favourite poster.

The fact that this is the first analogy you think of running with makes me a bit concerned about your childhood upbringing.

But even granting this analogy. We have 3 SoO trophies, and that's not even including 2 won by NSW/ACT as a standalone team. If we're an orphan who came through a foster care system and we've achieved all this success. Isn't this an inspirational rags-to-riches story of how hard work, dedication and determination can overcome overwhelming odds and obstacles?

The foster care kid who started out from dirt and achieved outstanding success against the odds seems a lot more preferable to you the comparable trust fund baby born with a silver spoon in his mouth, never knew the value of hard work and ended up being an underachiever who at 35 years of age is still throwing his custom-made gaming computer against the wall after losing a game of League of Legends.

Woah

Settle down buddy, I am not quite 35 yet..

 

[PMBangers]

Pipe down bangers
Keep it up and you can forget crashing at my joint next week

Hey you owe me for all the time you've been at my joint!

Although, you are quite the sight

 

[eth-dog]

Achievements:
Beat eth-dog in the S30 Larrikin Award


That is all

... **** you have me there.

 

[PMBangers]

Did you just “still lives in mums basement” joke me?

I always knew BAT was secretly your favourite poster.

Something something stop protecting the BC campaigner

Something something virgin, nerd, loser, no job

 

[SM]

This even a real state? Don’t see it on the map.

Vic Metro doesn't seem to be a State either.

 

[Muddiemoose]

The fact that this is the first analogy you think of running with makes me a bit concerned about your childhood upbringing.

But even granting this analogy. We have 3 SoO trophies, and that's not even including 2 won by NSW/ACT as a standalone team. If we're an orphan who came through a foster care system and we've achieved all this success. Isn't this an inspirational rags-to-riches story of how hard work, dedication and determination can overcome overwhelming odds and obstacles?

The foster care kid who started out from dirt and achieved outstanding success against the odds seems a lot more preferable to you the comparable trust fund baby born with a silver spoon in his mouth, never knew the value of hard work and ended up being an underachiever who at 35 years of age is still throwing his custom-made gaming computer against the wall after losing a game of League of Legends.

C’mon mate
We all know you are the last one to be throwing stones about people’s lifestyles

I would conservatively estimate you have about 3gig of henti on your hard drive and at least two of those life size pillows

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Victoria - a state so amazing its metropolitan area can field its own team

Allies - a collection of scattered personsell, scraps that could only be assembled via local and international classified ads

Cool, you still don't represent a state though.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Hey you owe me for all the time you've been at my joint!

Although, you are quite the sight

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I got my rack off my mum

 

[NaturalDisaster]

C’mon mate
We all know you are the last one to be throwing stones about people’s lifestyles

I would conservatively estimate you have about 3gig of henti on your hard drive and at least two of those life size pillows

What a weeb

 

[PMBangers]

I got my rack off my mum

If only you looked half as good all dolled up

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Cool, you still don't represent a state though.

If thats the point you want to iterate in every single SoO series like a broken record, you could also argue since your allegiance spans over multiple states, technically you don’t actually represent any state, but a fraction of several. Even less of the “fraction” of Vic we represent.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Vic Metro doesn't seem to be a State either.

Are you all just a bunch of Cloud puppets now?

 

[Bastyy]

Yo Bastyy

Yyou are a bad Qooty player.

You don't know what's going to hit you this week campaigner, I'm going to show you why only one of the winged duo was considered for All-SFA

Considering how marketable Bastyy is, the club essentially runs itself, which begs the question, how did you stuff up so poorly?

By hiring The Half Back as a ****ing treasurer!

Bastyy has been looking exceptional in training, I'm worried we need to make him less decent just to get an entertaining match out of this

I'd say that you're going to outdo me this week Bangs, I'm sure the sim will go in your favour for once now I'm here <3

 

[Marlowe]

Cool, you still don't represent a state though.

At least we represent a fixed geographical space.

 

[Bastyy]

Something something stop protecting the BC campaigner

Something something virgin, nerd, loser, no job

Something something I LOVE BEER!!!

 

[PMBangers]

Something something I LOVE BEER!!!

I unironically love you Bastyy

To finally have a front row seat to your clinics on single handedly unravelling an opposition set up is an honour, even if I did have to pay the $99,999.99 without mates rates

 

[Marlowe]

Something something I LOVE BEER!!!

You've really brought him to life guys.

 

[PMBangers]

You've really brought him to life guys.

Oh Marlowe plays for metro?

I take back all the mean things I said about the area

 

[Bastyy]

I unironically love you Bastyy

To finally have a front row seat to your clinics on single handedly unravelling an opposition set up is an honour, even if I did have to pay the $99,999.99 without mates rates

And to think you could have this EVERY week if you just left the Hawks! I'm sure when I approach you for my Draft, Trade and Free Agency Expansion Bid you'll be signing up day 1

You've really brought him to life guys.

And to think, it could get worse, he could show up at one point!

 

[PMBangers]

And to think you could have this EVERY week if you just left the Hawks! I'm sure when I approach you for my Draft, Trade and Free Agency Expansion Bid you'll be signing up day 1

That'd be a team and a half, I don't even want to ruin it with other recruits

 

[Kennedy Parker]

C’mon mate
We all know you are the last one to be throwing stones about people’s lifestyles

I would conservatively estimate you have about 3gig of henti on your hard drive and at least two of those life size pillows

I wasn't having a go at anyone's lifestyle. It's called a metaphor, which follows on directly from ND's universe-brained foster child metaphor.
Try to keep up.

And extremely weird of you to try and assert that I save massive amounts of hentai and own life-size pillows of whatever. Not sure what you're basing that off. Neither of those assertions apply to me, but if it does apply to anyone here, I don't have any issue with them.

Being inclusive and open-minded is central to the values of the Allies. We represent a collaboration of people from all over the world, from all backgrounds, cultures, lifestyles and values. A truly modern, cosmopolitan movement. You represent blind allegiance to people within your arbitrary geographical boundaries and in-group-out-group troglodytery fittingly led by this guy:

What a weeb

 

[Bastyy]

That'd be a team and a half, I don't even want to ruin it with other recruits

The marquee signings of blokes who come exclusively to argue about everyone's rankings about a week before the draft would be unstoppable

 

[Kennedy Parker]

If thats the point you want to iterate in every single SoO series like a broken record, you could also argue since your allegiance spans over multiple states, technically you don’t actually represent any state, but a fraction of several. Even less of the “fraction” of Vic we represent.

If you don't like cliches lines of banter being used against you then maybe don't start off with 'hum dum Allies ain't even a state, not on the map, etc'

Are you all just a bunch of Cloud puppets now?

Being able to apply basic logic doesn't make people clones of me ND, despite how amazing it may look from your perspective.