State of Origin State of Origin XVI – Round One – Allies Vs. Vic Metro @ University of Tasmania Stadium

[PMBangers]

The marquee signings of blokes who come exclusively to argue about everyone's rankings about a week before the draft would be unstoppable

Coupled along with people who suddenly think they've drafted the top 5 players with their picks in the 30s and 40s

"Hey mate saw Richmond just drafted Sampson Ryan, where dies he sit in your rankings"

"I probably wouldn't have drafted him, but...."

"So you think you know more than a recruiting team that's gotten 3 flags, righto mate he's the next Dean Cox"

Yeah, I'm sensing good things

 

[NaturalDisaster]

If you don't like cliches lines of banter being used against you then maybe don't start off with 'hum dum Allies ain't even a state, not on the map, etc'

Being able to apply basic logic doesn't make people clones of me ND, despite how amazing it may look from your perspective.

I didn’t even say either of those things. My players on the other hand, can post however the hell they want.

Unlike you, I do not have my hand up each of my players bums.

 

[PMBangers]

Unlike you, I do not have my hand up each of my players bums.

Does KP play for Richmond now?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Does KP play for Richmond now?

I was making a puppet master joke and you just had to make it filthy, wtf is wrong with rookies these days?

 

[PMBangers]

I was making a puppet master joke and you just had to make it filthy, wtf is wrong with rookies these days?

Probably the hand up my bum

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I was making a puppet master joke and you just had to make it filthy, wtf is wrong with rookies these days?

Bizarre angle to take on me being some kind of puppet master. I'd never ghostwrite posts for anyone, sounds like a complete waste of time.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Probably the hand up my bum

I wonder how shit your mob is going to be when he is no longer your puppet master?

 

[tony]

I think this Allies top really brings out the colour in my eyes but I might have eaten a bit too much over the holidays, its a bit of a tight fit.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Are you all just a bunch of Cloud puppets now?

Well you are The Filth Wizard's puppet

 

[Callums_Guns]

KohPhi
Antonio BlueVein
Genghis Tron

beez
Blaze Storm
cooney
DemonJim
Firestarter
fumbler
JackNah_8
JT_the_Man
Ned_Flanders
okeydoke7
Proper Gander
TheCoach16
Tony Lynn 15
Mister M
Muddiemoose
kickthething
eth-dog
Marlowe

We are up and running, Allies first up

Struggling for numbers already I see with in-actives

You can't even put as them as emergencies you don't have enough

 

[I Dont Care]

This even a real state? Don’t see it on the map.

Melbourne people can read a map? Yeah OK

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Not only am I raps MVP but I was also MVP of this rabble of a tournament last year.

Our slogan for this week against the Allies has to be.

Oh well, you can only play what is in front of you. A tougher game awaits.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I didn’t even say either of those things. My players on the other hand, can post however the hell they want.

Unlike you, I do not have my hand up each of my players bums.

Most of his players actually request it without lubricants.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Meanwhile, it’s going to be a highlight to watch @Ant Bear , @BRAB and @Grand Uncle Horace all play together on the same team.

Dear Spookism

Oh FFS dry your tears you Snowtown bank dweller. Your tears explain the crap water in Adelaide. If you sobbed harder I swear you could be the source of a hydro power scheme.

Your intro piece contains some remarkable errors.

Notably you failed to acknowledge renowned leader Kennedy Parker has the admirable BRAB and ahem, Ant Bear and my gentle self on track. In fact the whole team is as one and singular in purpose.

I see we are playing NaturalDisaster and his soggy cardboard cut out nerdlings. After the SA Jellybacks, Vic Vermin Metro are the other easy beats of the Comp.

At least the one thing you got right was the margin. There may be hope for you yet.

yours etc
Horrie

 

[Senor M]

I didn’t even say either of those things. My players on the other hand, can post however the hell they want.

Unlike you, I do not have my hand up each of my players bums.

Does KP play for Richmond now?

I was making a puppet master joke and you just had to make it filthy, wtf is wrong with rookies these days?

Probably the hand up my bum

Does FootyGuy13 play for the Allies?

 

[DemonJim]

I'm back after my self imposed hiatus.
Hope everyone enjoyed their new years celebrations. I for one can't remember making it to new years.

 

[moginie]

I'm back after my self imposed hiatus.
Hope everyone enjoyed their new years celebrations. I for one can't remember making it to new years.

You must have had a good one if you can't remember it. A bit like the comment about remembering the 60s.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

KohPhi
Antonio BlueVein
Genghis Tron

beez
Blaze Storm
cooney
DemonJim
Firestarter
fumbler
JackNah_8
JT_the_Man
Ned_Flanders
okeydoke7
Proper Gander
TheCoach16
Tony Lynn 15
Mister M
Muddiemoose
kickthething
eth-dog
Marlowe

We are up and running, Allies first up

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Also, good morning, assorted rabble.

We're going to kick your collective booty etc.

Although I suspect that we Metro posters will probably end up fighting each other, if our team thread is anything to go by.

 

[Nunez]

Can't wait to smash the dumb Melbourne hipsters!

 

[Muddiemoose]

I think this Allies top really brings out the colour in my eyes but I might have eaten a bit too much over the holidays, its a bit of a tight fit.

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Wtf Tony!
You are meant to follow me wherever I play!

What are you doing with this rabble!!!

 

[PMBangers]

I'm back after my self imposed hiatus.
Hope everyone enjoyed their new years celebrations. I for one can't remember making it to new years.

Didn't celebrate hard enough if you remember anything inbetween the 26th of December and the 2nd of Janurary

 

[VainGlorious]

If you don't like cliches lines of banter being used against you then maybe don't start off with 'hum dum Allies ain't even a state, not on the map, etc'

Being able to apply basic logic doesn't make people clones of me ND, despite how amazing it may look from your perspective.

Amazing, CloseKennedySquirrelBlessClod, simply breathtaking. I thought you were quitting the Sweet FA to focus your smooth brain on being a k-pop fanboi, but here you here, drooling all over your keyboard, desperately seeking validation from others, as if it’s really important to you.

If you weren’t so pretty I’d actually forget who you were, so I suppose you can consider yourself lucky in that regard.

Victoria - a state so amazing its metropolitan area can field its own team

Allies - a collection of scattered personsell, scraps that could only be assembled via local and international classified ads

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Dear Spookism

Oh FFS dry your tears you Snowtown bank dweller. Your tears explain the crap water in Adelaide. If you sobbed harder I swear you could be the source of a hydro power scheme.

Your intro piece contains some remarkable errors.

Notably you failed to acknowledge renowned leader Kennedy Parker has the admirable BRAB and ahem, Ant Bear and my gentle self on track. In fact the whole team is as one and singular in purpose.

I see we are playing NaturalDisaster and his soggy cardboard cut out nerdlings. After the SA Jellybacks, Vic Vermin Metro are the other easy beats of the Comp.

At least the one thing you got right was the margin. There may be hope for you yet.

yours etc
Horrie

It's true, spooks likes a cry.

 

[spookism]

Dear Spookism

Oh FFS dry your tears you Snowtown bank dweller. Your tears explain the crap water in Adelaide. If you sobbed harder I swear you could be the source of a hydro power scheme.

Your intro piece contains some remarkable errors.

Notably you failed to acknowledge renowned leader Kennedy Parker has the admirable BRAB and ahem, Ant Bear and my gentle self on track. In fact the whole team is as one and singular in purpose.

I see we are playing NaturalDisaster and his soggy cardboard cut out nerdlings. After the SA Jellybacks, Vic Vermin Metro are the other easy beats of the Comp.

I literally said it will be a highlight watching you play together.

Also, SA has made the last two Grand Finals. Not sure how that makes us easybeats.