Media Sterge Tonight presents: The Top 7 Rookies S23 (extended) edition

[NaturalDisaster]

Can you please quote said melt.

It wasn't just one melt. He basically spent the whole thread melting only later on the say how he just out bantered us and how great his bantering wa.

 

[Noobz0r]

Can you please quote said melt.

It never happened. As soon as banter isn't just everyone getting along and being nice to each other it's a "melt".

Back in 5 NaturalDisaster

 

[Sterge]

I was robbed, didn't even get a mention

*I asked most of the captains who their rookies were so if you aren't included it's because your captain hates you

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[brahj]

It wasn't just one melt. He basically spent the whole thread melting only later on the say how he just out bantered us and how great his bantering wa.

So you have no evidence other than your opinion?

Put yourself in the bin.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

So you have no evidence other than your opinion?

Put yourself in the bin.

Rubbish or recycle?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

It never happened. As soon as banter isn't just everyone getting along and being nice to each other it's a "melt".

Back in 5 NaturalDisaster

Here we go again

Noobz on a mission to prove how good at the bants he is

 

[brahj]

Rubbish or recycle?

General waste.

 

[Noobz0r]

lolz

you actually took that serious?

I just playing you just as much as you thought you were playing me.

Yes thats right, two can play that game.

Hi NaturalDisaster

I am sorry Noobz0r

I did actually think you were being serious for a second.

I should have know better

your not HaroLad after all

You win...

for now

Please put yourself in the bin as brahj suggested.

 

[brahj]

I've seen enough...

Bake him away, toys.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Hi NaturalDisaster




Please put yourself in the bin as brahj suggested.

hahahaha

I was playing you, I wanted you to think you got me that easy. Kinda like how you tell kids they did a good job just to encourage them and give them confidence when in reality you know they failed.

 

[Noobz0r]

hahahaha

I was playing you, I wanted you to think you got me that easy. Kinda like how you tell kids they did a good job just to encourage them and give them confidence when in reality you know they failed.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Put yourself in a bin and don't come out until we play you again Noobz0r

 

[NaturalDisaster]

yes, thats it, stay in there now.

 

[Noobz0r]

Jesus, I'd rather talk to akkaps

I've said my piece, and the evidence is there ND. You know what happened, I know what happened, the league can see what happened.

Bye.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Jesus, I'd rather talk to akkaps

I've said my piece, and the evidence is there ND. You know what happened, I know what happened, the league can see what happened.

Bye.

I'd rather talk to George and be called a fairy.

See you next time

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I.....can't.......believe......I......am.......saying this.......out.....loud

Noobz0rwonthefightNaturalDisasteryougotsmashednowgoawayuntilitssafetocomeoutyougotschooledtotallyitwasntevenclose

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Whilst I am still in shock that you pipped me EJW, please accept my sincerest congratulations on your number one ranking! You are a bloody good poster for a merc......merk.....merr.....pubic hair wig!

 

[Blaze Storm]

You guys were probably the most fun team we've played in the last 5 or so weeks.



yeah man your like elites at banter

 

[HumanMeatball]

Our top 2 are surprisingly both named after food items, but it's no suprise they are both seriously good posters and looking back through the Rookie countdowns of yore no Sterge Tonight top 7 rookies would be complete without a quality Furies candidate and tonight our 2nd place getter joins _Cayz_ & tgrs on that list of quality furies. Please make him welcome

2nd: HumanMeatball

ST: You made the obvious choice to join the Furies but was it really that obvious and was anyone else ever in contention?

HMB: Thanks Sterge yeah look while other teams including the demons and a few other teams chased my services, the obvious decision was to always join the Furies. The Furies are just such a welcoming club and while the the most successful club still make everyone feel welcome, I see myself being a fury for many years to come and after a initial meeting with the club the decision was too easy.

ST: You have made your mark early via werewolf games but what is in store Sweet FA wise from a bloke named after something more at home on spaghetti or in a subway?

HMB: While I have made a bit of a name for myself when it comes to werewolf, particularly from the likes of BRAB, I definitely intend to showcase myself in the landscape of the SFA. I have a few media threads in the back of my mind that have been sizzling in the back of my head, and have some ideas to expand on my shit truck of the week media thread that was more a test for future endeavours.

ST: You started the season at Fullback before finding a home at CHF during the Furies now record breaking win streak what does the future hold for a HumanMeatball such as yourself?

HMB: While I started at CHB and had 1 or 2 solid games in that position I felt my qualities and marking ability were better utilised in the foward line, after some frank discussions with the leadership group they agreed to trial me at CHF and we haven't looked back since. My performance while solid our winning streak comes down to everyone putting in 100% as a team. After a few hard loses we challenged each other and it's paying off. Lastly I'd probably like to eventually play a few minutes on the wing or even stints in the midfield but am willing to play in whatever position is best for the team.

ST: How have you rated your rookie season so far?

HMB: It's been a fantastic experience for my personally. I have met a bunch of really fantastic people and hope as a team we just keep getting better as a team. Personally I have rated my performance as solid but still have plenty to work on including my fitness and versatility. With the great playing group at the furies I'm more then confident I'll get the best of myself, and plan to stay a fury for many years to come.

ST: If it's not you holding the EKA medal on Mobbs night then who will it be?

HMB: Look while individual awards such as the EKA are a great honour to win, I'm all about team success over Individual awards. In terms of who will win it's hard to give a definitive answer as there are many fantastic players. I'm sure whoever wins will deserve it( unless there a demon)

ST: Thanks for your time today HumanMeatball

HMB: No problem thanks for having me​

I have never seen these answers in my life. Thanks for once again writing them for me. Greatly appreciated

 

[Golumless]

Lol someone explain to this imbecile what a rookie is please?

Pretty sure a rookie is just another word for sausageroll

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Pretty sure a rookie is just another word for sausageroll

sauce?

 

[HumanMeatball]

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Interesting comparison between Sterge's ratings and the league's. Great interviews as always Sterge.

Thought TheCoach16 was super stiff to not be higher.

Meatball the massive bolter in Sterge's rankings, going from a single vote in the league survey to a massive second place. Is he the next tgrs? Hopefully he times his run better than I did and manages to gain a vote in the EKA race. His antics in werewolf are underrated.

A cut above got 3 votes?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I.....can't.......believe......I......am.......saying this.......out.....loud

Noobz0rwonthefightNaturalDisasteryougotsmashednowgoawayuntilitssafetocomeoutyougotschooledtotallyitwasntevenclose

Cowards hide

 

[HumanMeatball]

Brab was pretty stiff to not make the list. While he is a shit poster for a rookie it can be slightly forgiven. I'd have him just behind philreich

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Cowards hide

ahhhh, yeah mate, yeah, ok.

Been in this thread the whole way through, and have never hidden. Call me a campaigner, a ****wit, a lot of things. Ain't no coward.

And sorry, on the evidence presented, whether you accept it or not, you got smoked