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Thanks Filth.
I'm honored to have won this prestigious award. It's all the more special to have been presented this by yourself.
Certainly been a journey.
Awards have avoided me like anti vaxxers have avoided COVID shots, but it's nice to have something next to my name for once.
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Rd 14 – The Filth Wizard
East Side Hawks v Ophidian Old Boys at The Eyrie
Well records are meant to be broken and I guess it’s my pleasure to summarise where one of my own was crushed. The Hawks welcomed the Old Boys in a hotly anticipated contest and the game started with Tarkyn_24 kicking the first of many on his way to a record breaking 13 (and like the famous Buddy Franklin 13 I was there and it hurt my feelings). The Hawks piled on a massive 9.9 for the quarter which didn’t yet look like a murder as the OOB’s had still put up 4 in a disjointed goalfest. The second half went in much the same manner with the Boy’s still mathematical and doing their best to keep up but the 45 point third break score was going too prove insurmountable as the OOB’s beat Tarks by 38 points. Giant Strides, PhenomenalV1 and TY24 had huge games in the middle with the OOB’s potentially finding votes through Dingster and Mrs Turbo.
3 Tarkyn_24 2 BRAB 1 Giant Strides
Dragons FFC v Mount Buller Demons at Ljp86's Lair
Two teams at different ends of the top 8 and the Demons looking to solidify their spot at the top of the ladder so we all know how this goes. Inaccuracy cost the Dragons as they managed 4.3 to 5 straight in the first but a surge of goals in the second saw them take a 32 point buffer into half time. The Demons worked hard to stem the scoring and chip back in but the end result was an unsatisfying 21 point loss for them. DragoDelph, Purple Jesus and Blaze Storm will be in the race for votes for the Dragons with moginie and Gralin chances for the Demons.
3 DragoDelph 2 Pie 4 Life 1 DJ75
Sin City Swamprats v Fighting Furies at The Underground Stadium
A real see-sawing contest in this one as the Furies and Rats both traded goals for three quarters, the Furies holding a goal advantage at both quarter and half time as the Rats powered into the lead for what was to be a blockbuster final stanza. Well, the Rats were left to wonder what they had done wrong as their defence was battered by the Furies who shut the Rats out of the game on their way to a 25 point win and some good forward pressure by Raz. The Rats will see some votes perhaps for philreich or damicky but this was a masterclass by omgfridge and Frothies Mcveigh.
3 Frothies Mcveigh 2 philreich 1 omgfridge
Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne
The Royals welcomed the Bombers to the Throne for this hot contest and to keep it succinct they didn’t do too much to make their guests feel welcome as they jumped to an early lead which they sustained in Q2 taking a 20 point lead into the second half. An 8 goal to 5 third quarter set this one in stone as the Bombers could not snatch this back ending up going down by 34. Nothing, Crimson Azure and manicpie will be considered for the winners and DemurePrincess may get the tacklers award snaring a vote for the losers.
3 Crimson Azure 2 Nothing 1 snozulu
Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby
The Gumbies and Warriors closed out the round with the match of the round between two clubs soaring up the ladder and the Warriors were already behind the 8-ball as this game celebrated @zackah’s 350th and the Gumbies kicked the first couple before the Warriors levelled it at the first break. This closeness continued to the long break with neither team breaking the deadlock. There was a slight edge taken into the last quarter by the Gumbies and they withstood a solid challenge by the Warriors to take the prize in a ten point win. cats_09 and Falconista were superb for the Gumbies with Freofalcon and TheInjuryFactory working hard for the Warriors.
3 cats_09 2 Falconista 1 Brick Loosener
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There ya goThanks Filth.
I'm honored to have won this prestigious award. It's all the more special to have been presented this by yourself.
Certainly been a journey.
Awards have avoided me like anti vaxxers have avoided COVID shots, but it's nice to have something next to my name for once.
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Huh. Ended up having a decent back half of the season in ruck.
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Rd 15 - Gralin
Las Vega Bears 22.17 (149) defeat Baghdad Bombers 18.6 (114)
The Bears fresh off the bye hosted the Bombers fresh off a 34 point loss. The 11th placed Bears started off hot with the first 3 goals of the game before the Bombers hit back to trail by 14 points at quarter time. Matera92 was strong early for the bears.
The second quarter saw the Bears pull away to a 22 point lead 3 teams and the Bombers reel it back in. At half time the bottom of the table Bombers were only 10 points down despite 3 goals a piece to Art Vandelay_ and JoseMourinho thanks to having 9 individual goal kickers with only in form ruck MayTheNorthBeWithU on 2 for Baghdad
The third quarter saw the bears pull away with a 6 goal to 2 quarter as the influence of JoshWoodenSpoon began to be felt. The Bombers fought back in the fourth winning the quarter on the back of four goals from Grav but still going down by 35 points in the end.
3 JoshWoodenSpoon 2 MayTheNorthBeWithU 1 DemurePrincess
Dragons FFC 19.7 (121) defeat Roys FFC 10.5 (65)
The 7th placed Dragons were looking to cement their spot in the 8 while the Roys off the bye were looking to climb into finals contention. A tight first quarter saw the Roys take a 1 point lead into the break. Bonz had two goals at quarter time signalling the start of a big day. 5 more goals in the second to the Dragons Full Forward put them in a comfortable position at half time with only TheGoatBaron hitting the board for the Roys in the second.
The Roys came out after the long break and kicked the first two goals of the quarter before the Dragons hit back. The final quarter saw the teams trade goals with the mids for both sides hitting the board Ljp86 kicking two and Pie 4 Life working hard to slow down SpecialBruce and fitzroybowiedog and the Dragons winning the quarter and game.
3 Pie 4 Life 2 Ljp86 1 DragoDelph
Fighting Furies 18.14 (122) defeat Coney Island Warriors 18.12 (120)
The 5th placed Furies hosted the 2nd placed Warriors in what could be a preview of finals qooty. The Furies were looking to keep the momentum of their previous win going while the Warriors were trying to maintain homefield advantage for the finals. Reigning Mobbs medalist pantskyle kicked the first goal of the match from the middle quickly matched by Furies on baller Frothies Mcveigh
The first quarter set the tone for the match, close and many lead changes, with mids and small forwards for both teams being influentail throughough the day and the second quarter was more of the same. The Cryptkeeper crazywildhorse working hard for the Furies while Warriors ruck spudmaster pushed forward to hit the scoreboard
13 goals were kicked in the third quarter including 2 by rfctigerarmy off the bench for the Furies and 2 to Warriors half foward brian_muz leading to a 9 point Furies lead at 3 quarter time. The final quarter saw Warriors full forward The Filth Wizard put his side in front only for Furies big man NaturalDisaster to break the heart of Coney Island right at the end securing a 2 point win.
3 Frothies Mcveigh 2 Shueygod 1 spudmaster
Ophidian Old Boys 16.6 (102) defeat West Coast Wonders 14.6 (90)
The Old Boys at home held onto 8th with a big win last round, the Wonders are sitting 12 after the bye and would be hoping to avoid the wooden spoon with a win and two first quarter goals to HARPSichord was a good start but it was inaccurate kicking from the OOBs that saw the quarter time lead be only 5 points. The second quarter saw the Old Boys straighten up and kick straighter with winger Pugsley kicking two and the Old Boys forwards adding 4 goals.
The third quarter saw the Wonders close the gap largely thanks to croweater 41 who kicked 3. The fourth saw the two teams trade goals with Over The Post and Robertio both getting their second of the day from the middle and croweater 41 getting another 2 a great individual haul but not enough to stop the Old Boys running out 12 point winners
3 Over The Post 2 JT_the_Man 1 Pamcake1
Sin City Swamprats 14.11 (95) defeat East Side Hawks 14.5 (89)
10th placed Sin City hosted 6th placed East Side in the final match of the round. The Hawks were favorites going with a big win in Round 14 and the Rats were trying to avoid losing two in a row and keep their chances of playing finals alive. Tarkyn_24 had just set the single game record for goals kicked and who the Swamprats played on him today would be important with league veteran MP_ given the nod from the coaches
The first quarter saw Sin City rookie full forward Raz kick 2 while Tarks could only manage the one behind and the Swamprats took an 11 point lead into the break. A low scoring second quarter saw the rats hold onto a slim lead thanks to a late goal to half forward Rodney Dangerfield
In the third quarter there were five lead changes but Tarkyn_24 kicked 2 goals and The Majestic kicked their third to help the Hakws to a slim 3 point lead heading into the fourth. Quick goals the Swamprats saw them regain the lead, PhenomenalV1 twice kicking goals to get the Hawks within 5 points before Raz put the game just out of reach allowing the Swamprats to hold on for a 6 point win
3 PhenomenalV1 2 larrikin 1 TY24
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S38 R16 (Heritage Round): James Colorado
Mount Buller Demons 15.9.99 defeated by West Coast Wonders 18.9.117, at the Snow Dome.
The Sweet FA's oldest and most lukewarm rivalry took centre stage in Heritage Round, with the Wonders defying a middling season to this point to take a win on the road and maintain bragging rights. An early lead was not quite enough to keep the Demons at bay, who kept it close all game and even took the lead at three quarter time, though the effort to overtake was not matched with the desire to maintain and the Wonders were able to kick away with what they had cunningly kept in reserve to make it a true four quarter performance. Both teams shared the goal scoring load, with sausageroll making a play for the Fred as well as the EKM with four, ably assisted by Bluelegs with three, while the Wonders saw Roonescape and Ressies SwampPig lead an even forward line with three apiece. The occasion was crowned by a stunning battle in the midfield, with both sides seeing high possessions from familiar names in Gralin, Headless, Giant YoYo, and JT_the_Man, though it was a masterclass by dogs105 in the ruck that proved the difference in this one.
3 dogs105 2 moginie 1 Headless
East Side Hawks 12.12.84 defeated Fighting Furies 11.5.71, at The Wally Centre of Excellence.
A game very much determined by momentum, the Hawks were unable to capitalise on their early dominance due to wayward kicking and the lack of scoreboard pressure let the Furies back into the game in impressive fashion in the second quarter who then extended their lead in the third. The Hawks then seemed to remember they had another quarter to play, and stormed home in the fourth, piling on 35 points to the Furies' 7. Tarkyn_24 forgot to pay tribute to/stab in the heart the club whose own goalkicking award is named after him by only kicking 3, while the man who has taken out the Tarks every season since arriving at the Hippodrome in ShaunDuggan managed the same, doing his Fred chances no favours. In a match that was a tight arm wrestle all day there was not really the opportunity for any stand out performances, though boncer34, TY24 , and PorPleaseYa fought valiantly for the Hawks, with Shueygod leading the Furies from the front, backed up by Toump Ass and rfctigerarmy.
3 TY24 2 Shueygod 1 boncer34
Roys FFC 17.16.118 defeated Gold City Royals 13.10.88, at Brunswick Junction Oval.
A fast starting Roys were hauled in during the second quarter by a Royals outfit that refused to yield. Until the third quarter, when their aristocratic sensibilities fell before the red tide of Brunswick Junction's finest, with the Roys hammering home their dominance. Leading the way was TheGoatBaron with an impressive 8.4 to keep himself in the Fred hunt, though his opposing number and the reigning Fred Medallist, Brenton Davy has a day he would not count as one of his finest, scoring only 2.2 in a game decided by weight of shots on goal. The Royals were able to boast an even spread of contributors, with Crimson Azure, GreyCrow, and against his old team, Zevon all able to hold their heads high, though despite being hamstrung by a couple of performances from windyhill and Mooch that belong nowhere near a highlights package, the Roys were able to overcome this and have their forward line enabled by sterling performances from fitzroybowiedog, DERRINALPHIL, and Ed_Gein.
3 royboy2 2 DERRINALPHIL 1 fitzroybowiedog
Las Vegas Bears 10.6.66 defeated by Dragons FFC 12.7.79, at the Stadium in the Sky.
An early lead by the Bears in front of a rabid home crowd was almost entirely cut short by a Dragons team that finished the first quarter on fire, with Bonz getting his kick away just in time to nail a massive goal on the quarter time siren to see the Dragons trail by a point. The momentum continued into the second quarter with the Dragons racing away before the Bears were able to wrest some of it back towards the end of the second, though the Dragons were able to keep holding them off throughout the middle stretches of the game and take a 28 point lead into the final term. A "motivational speech" by tony, who may or may not have had some more "colourful characters" flanking him in the changeroom to hammer home the point saw the Bears lift significantly in the last, and though it was not quite enough to get the job done there was a real noticeable shift in the demeanour of a team that has found some form in the back half of the season. Goals were hard to come by, with Art Vandelay_ having three for the home team and Bonz the same for the visitors, though the Sweet FA's favorite perverted cat did all his best work early on in the piece before losing interest in anyone else (which is incredibly in character). Stand out players were difficult to find in what proved to be quite a dour game, though RonnieRaven, Cap, and Senor M led the Bears comeback, with @milky95 doing all the grunt work with 7 tackles, and Drizzy, Blaze Storm, and the living legend Ljp86 leading the way for the victors.
3 Drizzy 2 DragoDelph 1 Millky95
Baghdad Bombers 16.6.102 defeated Gumbies FFC 10.5.65, at Abdu Prison.
If there's one team that would fail at failing, it would be the Bombers. What would you do to derail a wooden spoon campaign? Pull KohPhi's finger out and trounce the opposition to move within 6 points of second last. The match was a see-sawing affair for the first quarter and a half (so, three eights...), though Baghdad put their foot on the Gumbies' collective throat from then on and did not let up until they could see the plasticine squeezing between their own collective toes. iDon and @mcgrath_truther led the way with three goals apiece, as did GWS Goose for the Gumbies, though the Baghdadians were ably supported by MayTheNorthBeWithU's sterling performance in the ruck, as well as The Sultan, Lunar, snozulu, and norway blue around the ground. For the Gumbies, Brick Loosener, ossie_21, and Mop all battled valiantly against the Black and Red tide.
3 MayTheNorthBeWithU 2 snozulu 1 DemurePrincess
Coney Island Warriors 13.14.92 defeated Sin City Swamprats 12.7.79, at Van Cortlandt Park.
In a game whose notable feature for its first half was poor kicking, the Swamprats got an early lead and maintained it due to the fact they actually had some goals amongst their rush of behinds. Given the conditions for the match were "warm", with the words "windy", "muddy", "wet", and "overcast" not being used as amusing ways of describing this, it was really interesting how two professional fake football teams could do such amazing impressions of actual professional footballers and miss the literal goal of the game so often. After half time, the Warriors appeared to understand the purpose of the sticks they were kicking towards, and their radar improved sufficiently to accrue a decent score through sheer weight of scoring shots. On the other hands, the Swamprats focused on accuracy rather than scoring, and while the percentage of goals to behinds improved significantly, the percentage of scoring shots relative to their opponents was the casualty, with the Warriors overrunning them with a final quarter tally of 40 points to 18. zackah led the way with 4.4 for Coney Island, and for Sin City Rodney Dangerfield got a little respect with 3, joined on that figure by Power Raid. pantskyle and Tonga Bob led the Warriors' fightback, with spookism and BloodySwan responsible for much of the Swamprats' good work.
3 Mesc 2 Ocha905 1 Jewelsbon
Bye: The Ophidian Old Boys' Chancellor Tigerturbulance advises the week was spent refurbishing the parts of Spotswood Academy that have been open to the public due to a few too many liberties taken during the weeks they have hosted some of the less salubrious teams. Notably, there is a suspicion that James Colorado & omgfridge and the Furies have been abusing the wine cellar by replacing rare Bordeaux with cheap goon (to quote Turbo, "those barely sentient plebians probably have three working tastebuds and brain cells between them, and would not even be able to tell the difference!), that GreyCrow & Footypie32 and the Royals have really misunderstood the notion of "throne" when visiting, and that Tonga Bob and the Warriors have been taking violent offense to a few of the academy members who simply asked if they would like to come out and play. The dining hall has required extensive refurbishments since Mobbs and the Roys were served choc mint ice cream for dessert, a serving suggestion which led to "some unpleasantness", and Jabba73 and the Bombers took over the preparatory year's sandpit to install tents and a lewd belly dancing show. The Bears, led by tony's crew of "Strictly Legitimate Businessmen" have been running an off the books bookie operation, and the less said about DragoDelph's Dragons (particularly an excited Bonz and a spam filled Pickitt) the better...
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Nothing beats the fanfare of another Sweet F.A Season, well done to all the Teams for making it a great season, unrelated but **** the East Side Hawks
Nothing beats the fanfare of another Sweet F.A Season, well done to all the Teams for making it a great season, unrelated but **** the East Side Hawks
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Round 17 - DenieD
Ophidian Old Boys 13.6 (84) defeat Las Vegas Bears 11.16 (82)
A close encounter at Spotwood Oval saw the Old Boys come out on top by a mere 2 points. BRAB was a deadshot in front of the goals, converting 5 kicks into 5 goals for Ophidian. Over The Post was a tackling machine with 8 for the game to go along with their 10 disposals. Braklet was everywhere in the game, amassing 17 disposals, 4 tackles, 6 frees for, and 3 goals to boot. For the Bears, Cap tried their heart out in the ruck, gathering 12 hitouts, 26 disposals and 6 tackles.
3 Braklet 2 Millky95 1 Cap
Gumbies FFC 12.6 (78) defeated by Roys FFC 16.10 (106)
Roys took it up to the Gumbies at their home deck and gave them something to think about just before finals. DERRINALPHIL was a beast in the ruck with 15 hitouts, 18 disposals and a goal. Mike (17 disposals, 2 goals), royboy2 (15 disposals, 5 tackles) and SpecialBruce (15 disposals, 1 goal) were the main workhorses for the Roys. For the Gumbies, cats_09 (28 disposals, 2 goals), CatToTheFuture (28 disposals, 4 marks) and Falconista (12 hitouts, 19 disposals, 2 goals) were best on the day in a losing effort.
3 cats_09 2 Falconista 1 royboy2
West Coast Wonders 24.9 (153) defeat Gold City Royals 15.7 (97)
Wonders finally got their team into gear and dominated on their home turf to give themselves a chance at sneaking into the top 8, but it was too little too late. Cubs2Lions was stellar all around the ground with 35 disposals, 8 marks and a goal. dogs105 was dominant in the ruck with 20 hitouts, 26 disposals and 2 goals. HARPSichord slotted 6 goals off 9 kicks. BFew (33 disposals, 1 goal) and Giant YoYo (26 disposals, 2 goals) round out the best of the Wonders. For the Royals, manicpie tried their heart out with 26 disposals, 5 tackles and 2 goals. GreyCrow (16 hitouts, 24 disposals) and Crimson Azure (21 disposals, 2 goals) also performed well on the day.
3 ClarkeM 2 manicpie 1 HARPSichord
Dragons FFC 9.4 (58) defeated by Baghdad Bombers 15.10 (100)
Bombers finally got another win in a season that they will hope to forget, causing the Dragons to scratch their heads and question how they could've possibly lost this one at home. CursingFijian was one of the absolute best on the day with 19 disposals and 2 goals. Lunar (22 disposals, 5 marks), VainGlorious (17 disposals, 1 goals) and snozulu (13 disposals, 5 tackles, 1 goal) were the other Bombers that stood up during the game. For the Dragons, Pie 4 Life (14 disposals, 7 tackles), freo84 (19 disposals, 2 tackles) and DragoDelph (11 hitouts, 21 disposals) were the best of the bunch.
3 snozulu 2 Lunar 1 DragoDelph
Mount Buller Demons 26.14 (170) defeat Fighting Furies 15.6 (96)
Demons proved they were a top 4 and premiership worthy team by piling on 26 goals onto the heads of the astounded Furies. Scythe94 was incredible in the midfield, amassing 24 disposals, 13 tackles and slotting 2 goals. Van_Dyke (19 disposals, 9 marks, 4 goals), cats2rise (13 hitouts, 27 disposals, 2 goals), moginie (27 disposals, 2 goals), sante (25 disposals, 6 marks) and Gralin (26 disposals, 8 marks) all had a field day. For the Furies, Shueygod (26 disposals, 8 tackles), omgfridge (27 disposals, 1 goal), Frothies Mcveigh (24 disposals, 8 tackles) and James Colorado (23 disposals, 7 marks) tried their best for the losing side.
3 Scythe94 2 cats2rise 1 moginie
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#PhenoMedalV1
The winner of the Season 38 PhenoMedalV1, the SFA's most arbitrary award is...
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serial_thrilla, for missing finals after jumping ship, while his ex-teammates and arch-nemesis play off in the Grand Final!
The winner of the Season 38 PhenoMedalV1, the SFA's most arbitrary award is...
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serial_thrilla, for missing finals after jumping ship, while his ex-teammates and arch-nemesis play off in the Grand Final!
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That being my first tag on page 9 of this thread suggests my chances of winning the Mobbs this year are somewhat slim. Though I did kick 5 in rd 17 or 18 so surely I'll get one vote?
