Media Sterge Tonight presents: The Top 7 Rookies S23 (extended) edition

[burningdwarf]

2 in the top 20 already.

Haro vindicated.

 

[Matera92]

Equal Third last or equal 24th if you want put it that way are all the other inactives players who for whatever reason failed to turn up once the season started maybe their GPS failed or their alarm didn't go off for 11 weeks in a row who knows but you never know if you don't try so we tip our hats to the inactive rookies

Stiubhart Hoos Calcium Man gaskin Phillyroo The City Boyz Thomas9 Mooresome caddyshack Skipper_ Thetrader15 Phoenix_9 MWPP matt_bas OFFtheBALL reggie Nice n Crispy dude316

Congratulations to everyone on making the countdown

reggie and OFFtheBALL have in fact been active, get your facts right clown.

 

[arrowman]

Not sure I should feel burned by someone who can't do better than "vat of stale cat's piss" - twice.

Nice gifs, though.

 

[Sterge]

reggie and OFFtheBALL have in fact been active, get your facts right clown.

Reggie avg 4.3 ppw and offtheball didn't have stats when I did them because he started in week 8 but is currently on 7.3

before you go me in an opinion thread make sure you have a clue about your own team champ

 

[Sterge]

Not sure I should feel burned by someone who can't do better than "vat of stale cat's piss" - twice.

Nice gifs, though.

my real genius comes out when the interviews start

 

[Matera92]

Reggie avg 4.3 ppw and offtheball didn't have stats when I did them because he started in week 8 but is currently on 7.3

before you go me in an opinion thread make sure you have a clue about your own team champ

Inactive = 0 in a world where people can count.

 

[Sterge]

Anyway in 18th place is another HaroLad 'star' George or whatever the **** his name was before it was George. That's how much an impact he has had on the team at Sterge Tonight we don't even know what name he plays under.

None the less good work George you are 18th on the list and a vat of cats piss


18th: George

no gif for this one that's how uninspired we are
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[HaroLad]

Anyway in 18th place is another HaroLad 'star' George or whatever the **** his name was before it was George. That's how much an impact he has had on the team at Sterge Tonight we don't even know what name he plays under.

None the less good work George you are 18th on the list and a vat of cats piss


18th: George

no gif for this one that's how uninspired we are
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You've put so much work into this Sterge, I love how you're completely respectful of all and mature in this thread.

 

[Sterge]

You've put so much work into this Sterge, I love how you're completely respectful of all and mature in this thread.

Thanks mate, I totally pre-wrote all of these and aren't making them up as I go at all

 

[Sterge]

Fun Fact the Bears were judged to have the second worst rookies after the Wonders, probably explains why Matera92 is so angry

 

[George]

Anyway in 18th place is another HaroLad 'star' George or whatever the **** his name was before it was George. That's how much an impact he has had on the team at Sterge Tonight we don't even know what name he plays under.

None the less good work George you are 18th on the list and a vat of cats piss


18th: George

no gif for this one that's how uninspired we are
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Thank you Sergeant Fairy.

 

[Sterge]

In at number 17 and our last one for today is another poster averaging a metric **** ton of posts but it's not the size it's what you do with them that counts right.. He is the 16th of his name and much like the rest of his team hasn't really impressed anyone and the team at Sterge Tonight can't help but feel this wouldn't have happened under the reign of beez

17th: TheCoach16

 

[tgrs]

phwoah harsh on TheCoach16

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Coach is the second-best rookie on the Bombers list, he deserves to be higher.

 

[burningdwarf]

Coach is the second-best rookie on the Bombers list, he deserves to be higher.

Behind arrowman?

 

[arrowman]

my real genius comes out when the interviews start

I look forward to our encounter.
I shall shine out like a shaft of gold.

 

[TheCoach16]

In at number 17 and our last one for today is another poster averaging a metric **** ton of posts but it's not the size it's what you do with them that counts right.. He is the 16th of his name and much like the rest of his team hasn't really impressed anyone and the team at Sterge Tonight can't help but feel this wouldn't have happened under the reign of beez

17th: TheCoach16

phwoah harsh on TheCoach16

Coach is the second-best rookie on the Bombers list, he deserves to be higher.

This place has everything!

16th would've been more poetic. Top ten was probably more on the mark. Potentially I'm top five...

In reality, I'm probably lucky to even get a mention at all. So thank you everyone. A special thanks to those who voted for me, Larry, thank you, Curly and Moe, thanks guys...

 

[Eagling]

Our last group entry before we get down to the real stuff BRAB on account of their captain being too lazy to do posting stats these 2 get their own group

in equal 21st they could be inactive they could be posting at Grockadoc levels but either way they made absolutely no impact on the writers at Sterge Tonight so they go in here, it's

Equal 21st Eagling & Milera2Betts

*A visual metaphor for Hawks captains The Filth Wizard & Mr Eagle trying to complete basic tasks like posting stats​

East Side Hawks captain Mr Eagle defends his rookies Milera2Betts & Eagling from the cruel vagaries of a Sterge media thread.

 

[nahnah]

this is a brutal thread

 

[TheCoach16]

phwoah harsh on TheCoach16

Where would you place me, tgrs?

 

[TheCoach16]

Coach is the second-best rookie on the Bombers list, he deserves to be higher.

Phenom, I love you like a son. But if you ever refer to me again, as the "second best" ANYTHING, you and I will have a "misunderstanding"...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Drum roll please

in 20th place and the first to be individually named, despite averaging a staggering 203 posts per week it really equates to what William Wonka described as a large vat of cats piss. The bombers were equal second in Ant Bear mid season survey for least favourite team to play and after reviewing their 15 rookies it's not hard to see why

So without further delays, in 20th place

20th: Tony Lynn 15

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As if it equates to a vat of cats piss, I will accept a large stool sample but not cat piss!

 

[Mr Eagle]

*A visual metaphor for Hawks captains The Filth Wizard & Mr Eagle trying to complete basic tasks like posting stats

Pffft. That's clearly me posting a lineup. Get it right.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Coach a clear top 10 rookie, no question. Very harshly marked I would have thought.

 

[Blaze Storm]

This place has everything!

16th would've been more poetic. Top ten was probably more on the mark. Potentially I'm top five...

In reality, I'm probably lucky to even get a mention at all. So thank you everyone. A special thanks to those who voted for me, Larry, thank you, Curly and Moe, thanks guys...

Got to admit, I thought you'd be higher