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I've got $2000 says it's not!! Come on??
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I've got $2000 says it's not!! Come on??
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youre one of those guys that goes arouynd picking up everyones discarded tickets at the TAB arent you? Or that prick who cheers home every single winner louder than everyone else, but no one ever sees you put a bet on. You are what is commonly referred to as a SEAUGULL Duritz............youre full of shit!
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Not me. I'm a betting Goliath. I'm the bloke who has little turds picking up my cards after I've put them through the machine to see what I've backed.
Down two gorillas. Having a monkey on Milne for the first goal to get out.
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youre full of shit vulture.....................put your hard scabbed on jesse smith for the first goal
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Stick it up your wide rectum, I've got a monkey on Milne at $6.50 with Sportingbet, first goal.
Locked in, pre-event, not like Plugg3r with his after the event rants.
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Cause that's the best way to get out of a hole, plonk it on the guy that chokes in finals. Tell you what, if it doesn't get up I will let you save some cash this week and I'll F*^# your mum for free.
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I've also had a gorilla on "either team under 15.5 points" at $3.10, just in case Milne doesn't get up, to recover all the stakes. So if that gets up I'll be almost square.
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Originally Posted by Duritz 
Not me. I'm a betting Goliath. I'm the bloke who has little turds picking up my cards after I've put them through the machine to see what I've backed.
Down two gorillas. Having a monkey on Milne for the first goal to get out.
Congratulations... But you now owe me my usual service fee
Not me. I'm a betting Goliath. I'm the bloke who has little turds picking up my cards after I've put them through the machine to see what I've backed.
Down two gorillas. Having a monkey on Milne for the first goal to get out.
Congratulations... But you now owe me my usual service fee
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thats gambling. live with it. shows how good the TAB get the overs/unders
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I'll just add you to the LOOOOONG list of people who have been thoroughly, utterly, comprehensively PWND by me. Nice to meet you.
He's still $1400 down
Maths not your strong suit? Here's my bets this weekend:
1000 on overs fri night
1000 on overs today
500 on Milne first goal
1000 on either team under 15.5 points
Outlay: $3500
Collect: (odds of $6.50 Milne) $3250
So, worst case I lose $250, but I still have my either under 15.5 going.
Buy a calculator mate.
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I just checked my Sportingbet balance and it had gone up $3250. As I saw it change, I made both my hands into gun shapes, pointed them at the screen and said, "Duritz!!"
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You should barrack for Lietank (Carlton) Duritz, you're funny, but you're an utter bullshit artist
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Bet you sig for a week I ain't BS'ing.
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well played
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I'll take the bet, I'm good for it
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I thought the point of betting was to win money?
I'm glad the rise in the tax free threshold is giving battlers like you a leg up.
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Apparently pwning the man isn't allowed.
Typical censorship by the bigfooty mods...
Stay winning Durtiz
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