News Stratts Injury News!

[shoddy]

He'll play when he's fit enough to....FACT

 

[satan1]

Stratts wears a Breust costume each weekend....FACT

 

[IBleedBrownNGold]

The season is slowing down due to the mental powers of Ben Stratton. He'll play in Round 22......FACT

 

[Sixpence]

Loud noises! ... FACT

 

[That's deliberate]

he will play when he and only he can be bothered and is good and ready god damn it...FACT

 

[mrcurly]

Ben can play whenever he wants to, he will just favor the other leg.