Media Super League - Baghdad Eshays Official Champions

[PMBangers]

Ah **** gotta do a pinned post as well

Southside shitgibbons: TheInjuryFactory, NaturalDisaster, manangatang, Headless pantskyle , Elton Johns Wig , Broken , Proper Gander , Agent93, Riviat , beez, Rodney Dangerfield, spookism, The Jesus, SSwans2011, Dav, Blacky, brahj, Kennedy Parker, fitzroybowiedog

Springfield Isotopes: krakouers85, Marlowe, tony, serial_thrilla, Muddiemoose, Smartys Power, Bastyy, Chipmunk, Ned_Flanders , GWS Goose , NinjaSwan, Rioli8217, Knifey Spoony, Kilroy, T2B_ , MC Bad Genius, hotchilli, Dancing Potato , Dory_77, Cactus_

Baghdad Eshays: Callums_Guns, Tarkyn_24, Strigoi, Antonio BlueVein, Tonga Bob , Dingster , Bonz , Metalcrusher , philreich , cooney, The Half Back , sausageroll, Mozzie19, Yakker, ClarkeM, JackNah_8, thewizardmelon, WaynesWorld19 , haydo, moginie

Supersuns FFC: Supersuns, Tigerturbulance, Mobbs, The Filth Wizard, HaroLad, GREENESHOOTS , BLUEALLTHRU, Lingua Ignota , PMBangers , KohPhi, croweater 41 , por_please_ya , fumbler, SarahSmiles, Chief, zackah, ImissFrosty, Zevon, SM, GreyCrow

East Side Rebrands: Hate, Tony Lynn 15 , Wosh, U2tigers , Barrybran , MWPP , Ant Bear, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95 , damicky , Lore, ant555, Loonerty, BRAB, miggs, boncer34, RobR, TheCoach16, SweetD, Pie 4 Life

Tittybong Thunder: TJASTA, Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever , sante, A Swallow , omgfridge , _Mike_ , JT_the_Man , Pickitt, Brenton Davy , eth-dog , nahnah, Cap, Pugsley, Catsnlakers, GremioPower , DockerDen5215, TedDougChris, FootyGuy13 , Jabba73, I Dont Care

 

[GWS Goose]

Didn't you do a draft last year, it was good once, don't go all Matrix 2 and prove you got lucky the first time.

 

[PMBangers]

Didn't you do a draft last year, it was good once, don't go all Matrix 2 and prove you got lucky the first time.

You are free to ignore if you are worried about being disappointed, because you will be

 

[serial_thrilla]

Chipmunk what are the odds GWS Goose doesn't get selected until after the fifth round?

 

[Chipmunk]

Chipmunk what are the odds GWS Goose doesn't get selected until after the fifth round?

Probably evens, Goose is doing as much media as in his rookie year and is getting as much appreciation.

 

[PMBangers]

Chipmunk what are the odds GWS Goose doesn't get selected until after the fifth round?

Only 114 selections, he was on the fringes to begin with!

 

[GWS Goose]

Only 114 selections, he was on the fringes to begin with!

Is SOS drafting for all 6 franchises.

That is the only way that the reigning best player in the league wouldn't be a walk up first round start.

 

[Greenery]

Tittybong thunder draft me pls, I'm an academy prospect.

Pls draft me

 

[Riviat]

Southside Shitgibbons forever!

 

[PMBangers]

It is with great pleasure I can announce I have stepped down as list manager, replaced by the very best in Callums_Guns as list manager of the Baghdad Eshays!

Media - Guns to sit out

There has been alot of negativity towards Mount Buller Demons current win streak Within the Club on game day we put some things in place the last 2 weeks There has been instructions from Richard_Cranium for sausageroll not to touch the ball, so we effectively played with 19 players. This has...

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[Chat Pile]

if I don't get drafted by the Supersuns I'm going to pursue a career in Qricket.

 

[PMBangers]

Our second list manager interview sees us head over east for an unidentified distance, where we meet Hate. For those that don't know, Hate has spent the last few months morning the death of one of his favourite 12 ever SFA teams in the East Side Hawks. Hate has wandered far and wide in search for answers and an escape from the pain of the loss. I was lucky enough to stumble across him as I dumped all my East Side Hawks merchandise at the local salvos, where I promptly invited him to join the Super League and bring back to life what he loved. Hate looked at me with rage, and declared he was no longer in mourning, no, he was angry, and wanted revenge...

Hello *insert list manager name here* and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?

You are very welcome.

It feels great - quite frankly, I feel like this is my true calling in life.

That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?

Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?

I would like to join these two questions and give you my thoughts -

The premier Super League club, the East Side Rebrands (Hwaks) will not be seeking to draft the following list of players:

thewizardmelon, Itsmyshow, MannumPower, larrikin, SaintBilly, NinjaSwan, jackenny, raskolnikov, daddy_4_eyes, Drunkgoliath, 11kgm, TY24, andleanback, eth-dog, Red mist, Milera2Betts.

The premier Super League club, the East Side Rebrands (Hwaks) will also, categorically, absolutely ******* not, be seeking to draft the following list of players:

Zoops, SM, Shermy, por_please_ya, Chipmunk, Agent93 and even more emphatically, MWPP

I implore all other licensed and non-licensed Super League clubs to take the same stand in stamping out and preventing silliness, disgusting acts, betrayal and peanuttery (I do not think this is a word) from occupying the Super League.

We will seek strong, trusted, respected, reliable, dedicated, loyal, bold and creative posters to occupy the positions. There is great confidence that we can mould any player in to a superstar of the position they occupy.

What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?

You know, it just happened - in a just because kind of a way - almost randomly generated. Oh, silly me - you asked about THIS franchise! Well, that is confidential, but perhaps other captains of the Super League may know

Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?

I was not aware the Sweet Football Association had values... This is exciting news to me. Where can I find them?!

Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?

Please see above. On the opposite, we will gladly welcome any player by the name Golumless

And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament?

You are better than asking such silly questions, Bangers!

Exciting times ahead and, well, I'm just glad I'm here for the ride

 

[Supersuns]

if I don't get drafted by the Supersuns I'm going to pursue a career in Qricket.

 

[eth-dog]

Shermy and I are a package deal, if I get drafted to one franchise and him another I will immediately request a trade to them.

And the other guys are okay too I guess.

 

[Shermy]

Shermy and I are a package deal, if I get drafted to one franchise and him another I will immediately request a trade to them.

And the other guys are okay too I guess.

I don't deserve this sort of attention

In other news, my list of demands are as follows:
1. No training
2. Guaranteed position
3. 6 pack of Pineapple cruisers after training is completed
4. 4 meat pies throughout the week
5. 1 good hot dog after the game.

Come get me big boys!

 

[PMBangers]

After Hate so graciously hosted me and my questions, I went in search of TJASTA to catch a glimpse into the mind of the madman. When I stumbled into Tittybong Thunder HQ, I was met not with a man, but a computer that simply read 'ask questions into microphone...

Hello *insert list manager name here* and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?

Hello I am TJASTA Bot. These are my answers to the above questions. Please do not reply to this post.


That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?



Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?



What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?



Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?



Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?



And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament?

404, confidence not found

 

[serial_thrilla]

Okay enough pumping the captains' tyres. Start the draft already!

 

[PMBangers]

Okay enough pumping the captains' tyres. Start the draft already!

Can't take the limelight away from the Grand Final sorry mate

 

[Callums_Guns]

Can't take the limelight away from the Grand Final sorry mate

What’s the draft order for Round.1 ?

 

[PMBangers]

What’s the draft order for Round.1 ?

Draft order will be completed tomorrow

 

[serial_thrilla]

Can't take the limelight away from the Grand Final sorry mate

That isn't until mid-December. You've got plenty of free air in the meantime.

 

[GWS Goose]

Okay enough pumping the captains' tyres. Start the draft already!

Is it time for the Gumbies to take over yet?

 

[PMBangers]

Like most people on Saturday September 25th, I was out partying and celebrating some sort of large event, I think it was the U19's WA vs SA match, in which WA won with a goal in the final minute, breaking a 57 year drought of wins on September 25th. But I realised, I had interviews to do dammit. So I called up Supersuns, and through his slurring and powernaps on the phone, managed to get a damn interview out of him

Hello *insert list manager name here* and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?

Thanks for the warm welcome Bangers.
Look it's not surprise Supersuns FFC was asked to join, we are a first class team with a stronger identity than a few current Sweet FA teams are already, if I was the Rats or Phawks id be pretty worried about Supersuns FFC.

That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?

Ruck seems to be the most important position on the field this season, so building around a strong ruckman is very important.

Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?

Little bit of both, you need an even spread of posters and good qooty players.

What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?

Me, my titanic sized ego is only receiving boost after boost with this venture. I'm pretty ******* good.

Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?

Id like to see a harder edge in the Super League, the biff has disappeared from from Sweet FA, many teams whinge when people post aggressively

Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?

Absolutely no Muddiemoose or Riviat are allowed near my team. I'd fold before I drafted them

And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament

All I have to say is GG EZ


ANNOUNCEMENT
Draft order will be released at the conclusion of the SFA Round 8 (or is it round 9) fixtures

 

[Muddiemoose]

Like most people on Saturday September 25th, I was out partying and celebrating some sort of large event, I think it was the U19's WA vs SA match, in which WA won with a goal in the final minute, breaking a 57 year drought of wins on September 25th. But I realised, I had interviews to do dammit. So I called up Supersuns, and through his slurring and powernaps on the phone, managed to get a damn interview out of him

Hello *insert list manager name here* and welcome to history, first off, thanks for being apart of this, how does it feel to be deemed suitable as a franchise owner/ list manager/ whatever in the Super League?

Thanks for the warm welcome Bangers.
Look it's not surprise Supersuns FFC was asked to join, we are a first class team with a stronger identity than a few current Sweet FA teams are already, if I was the Rats or Phawks id be pretty worried about Supersuns FFC.

That's fantastic, we're excited to have you on board! Looking ahead to the draft, what positions will you be prioritising with your early picks and who might fill them?

Ruck seems to be the most important position on the field this season, so building around a strong ruckman is very important.

Do you think SFA posting is going to come into account for you here, or are you all on field performance focused?

Little bit of both, you need an even spread of posters and good qooty players.

What inspired your new franchise's name and moniker?

Me, my titanic sized ego is only receiving boost after boost with this venture. I'm pretty ******* good.

Will you be carrying over traditional SFA values, or do you have a different vision for your Super League team?

Id like to see a harder edge in the Super League, the biff has disappeared from from Sweet FA, many teams whinge when people post aggressively

Is there anyone we can officially rule out from being selected by you?

Absolutely no Muddiemoose or Riviat are allowed near my team. I'd fold before I drafted them

And finally, you've seen the competition, are you confident of winning the inaugural tournament

All I have to say is GG EZ


ANNOUNCEMENT
Draft order will be released at the conclusion of the SFA Round 8 (or is it round 9) fixtures

Stupidsuns FC will fail before it even plays a game due to weak leadership and zero club identity

 

[PMBangers]

Stupidsuns FC will fail before it even plays a game due to weak leadership and zero club identity

Every league needs a joke team Moose

 

[Muddiemoose]

Every league needs a joke team Moose

Why does the SFA have 6?