Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Yidaki]

Never once said it was me, had nothing to do with anything I said. Get off that high horse before you do yourself a mischief.

Ah, Morgs arguing with a Norf supporter again. It's like the good old days once more.

 

[Morganashlee]

Ah, Morgs arguing with a Norf supporter again. It's like the good old days once more.

I argue with a Norf supporter daily, I just get to say it to his face now

 

[Plugger35]

I'm glad I'm sitting this series out. Last series, KP and Marto tried to #$%^ me with their home-made dildos. In this series, it seems like everyone has a dildo and is willing to @#%$ each other with it.

Violence, dildos, bushie maps, and sex. It's like the Bay 13 Game of Thrones.

I'd be like Phil Miller in the Last Man on Earth. I'd be getting no dildo action or sex.

That last episode where he divorces Carol and is about to get some, then the super good looking Phil Miller shows up and he gets called Tandy because he loses Jenga lol.

 

[KardiniaPark]

I'm glad I'm sitting this series out. Last series, KP and Marto tried to #$%^ me with their home-made dildos. In this series, it seems like everyone has a dildo and is willing to @#%$ each other with it.

Violence, dildos, bushie maps, and sex. It's like the Bay 13 Game of Thrones.

Pretty sure I did **** you. With my dick.

 

[Yidaki]

Pretty sure I did **** you. With my dick.

Look weirdo, your freckled penis came no where near me. You might want to revisit your memories of the Goolapagos Island. I do remember seeing Packedlunch bending you over a palm tree.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Look weirdo, your freckled penis came no where near me. You might want to revisit your memories of the Goolapagos Island. I do remember seeing Packedlunch bending you over a palm tree.

How do you know it's freckled?

 

[ChappyUK]

How do you know it's freckled?

Do you know a ranga without freckles?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Do you know a ranga without freckles?

True for the face and cleavage, doesn't mean they have freckled genitalia.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I missed this somehow.

This is ******* gold!!

I told you, benwah and dapper have the immunities. Prepare your votes

 

[NorthernLights]

Someone must be ball cupping your balls too hard.

As apposed to ball cupping another part of your body?

 

[Wosh]

I'm ready to be cupped

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Hell..I'll cup ya for that entry, you made me lol in a very good way

 

[DapperJong]

Hell..I'll cup ya for that entry, you made me lol in a very good way

Ay bb

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Found this wedged between the boat seat, anyone know who it belongs to?

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Was left from last last year.

 

[Rankin_1925]

I'm ready to be cupped

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Looks more like you are producing another hydrogen bomb

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

I'm ready to be cupped

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Ready to get down to Jenny Craig, you portly dictator, you.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

As apposed to ball cupping another part of your body?

Well played sire, I've got to stop doubling words.

 

[Wosh]

Look, thanks for all the praise, but I doubt the mods are actually gonna let the other tribe name be the GROUP OF STINKY PIG-DOGS

If I was a judge you'd have it..it's a grouse name

 

[Benwah83]

If I was a judge you'd have it..it's a grouse name

And it's also accurate - it ticks BOTH boxes!

 

[Wosh]

And it's also accurate - it ticks BOTH boxes!

And Lord knows this thread has been all about boxes.

 

[ChappyUK]

Look, thanks for all the praise, but I doubt the mods are actually gonna let the other tribe name be the GROUP OF STINKY PIG-DOGS

Death to all stinky pig-dogs

 

[Allikat]

Less writing this time because I busted a finger a couple of days ago and touch typing is super hard with two fingers taped together.

 

[RelaxMax]

Less writing this time because I busted a finger a couple of days ago and touch typing is super hard with two fingers taped together.

I like it

Less is more

 

[RelaxMax]

Oh and sorry about your finger

 

[Allikat]

I like it

Less is more

Thanks, I'll hurt myself more often then?

 

[RelaxMax]

Thanks, I'll hurt myself more often then?

Could be the catalyst for a winning formula in this comp

Precision is pain and all that