Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[A Cut Above]

Bruce: Quite hard to believe that chopstix voted off both Haduken and A Cut Above

Dennis: Quite right Bruce. They had a veritable dream lineup, but have really come asunder. Unbelievable.

BT: Oh boy, and yes. Even though bosk is a big ****ta, his on field presence was sorely lacking today.

Don't tag me minnow.

 

[Stronzo]

Don't tag me minnow.

I'm just pissed because you give the best material.

 

[Dinsdale]

Tribe Cotchin! We feast on dead hippo tonight!

I expected no less from the Cotchin Cretins, and tomorrow it's hippo sandwiches for lunch! Good stuff by both tribes really.

sent by shoe phone using tapatoe

 

[bontshow]

This is the survivor equivalent of what you just did

Yeah yeah yeah I get that bit

Go back to the part where you told me to shut up because you don't want me to get voted out

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Looks like I picked the wrong winner in round 2, JoseMourinho was right, they really are Tribe #Tension.

We are tribe #cupcakes

 

[Morganashlee]

Yeah yeah yeah I get that bit

Go back to the part where you told me to shut up because you don't want me to get voted out

I never said I didn't want you to, was implying that you are going the right way about getting voted out

 

[A Cut Above]

Allikat is the tribal captain, and a fine one at that. She did a good job last challenge but this time Chappyuk posted before she could organise anything. Cooksen didn't try again, everyone else went alright but some of the posts were too similar and they didn't flow from one to the next like they did last time whith the exception of A Cut Above's entry

Anyone else I can throw under the bus? #jamestown

Yup, high time things started getting nasty.

 

[bontshow]

I never said I didn't want you to

Now I know how Mel McLaughlin felt #blushing

 

[Girldogs]

Now I know how Mel McLaughlin felt #blushing

 

[bontshow]

It's OK Girldogs. I'm taken, Morgs is taken, I'm just stirring her because I know how much she hates me and how icky she would feel thinking I took something that way

 

[Bender_]

It's OK Girldogs. I'm taken, Morgs is taken, I'm just stirring her because I know how much she hates me and how icky she would feel thinking I took something that way

Just for the record, I feel icky.

 

[bontshow]

Just for the record, I feel icky.

Hi Girldogs

 

[Bender_]

Hi Girldogs

Do your fly back up please.

 

[Morganashlee]

It's OK Girldogs. I'm taken, Morgs is taken, I'm just stirring her because I know how much she hates me and how icky she would feel thinking I took something that way

I don't hate you. This does not mean I want you, don't blush ffs

 

[DapperJong]

My idea for next challenge is best use of Korean dialect

 

[ChappyUK]

My idea for next challenge is best use of Korean dialect

I only know what I learnt from Team America.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Headline: North Korea Have World's First Pregnant Man

What about that pregnant man from last year from the USA after a sex change from a women.

 

[Haduken]

Given the tribe tension's penchant for voting out talent, I'm expecting dapper Jong or benwah to get the pineapple.

I'm highly over-rated

 

[Red mist]

Ffs it's 8:16

But you are here..

 

[Packedlunch]

Loving the survivor banter thread.

 

[Red mist]

Loving the survivor banter thread.

Is this that one. I don't even know. I'm simpkined.

 

[Packedlunch]

Headline: North Korea Have World's First Pregnant Man

I think you're on to something.

 

[Bender_]

Boydshow just admit it you want to run survivor?

I think he just wants to run something.

 

[Red mist]

Happy days. Thunderstorms on the horizon.

 

[ChappyUK]

Tribal Council
Looks like Sparkles goes and Boydshow replaces him as the host of Survivor.

Challenge #6 - How good is Tom Boyd?
Your challenge is to make Tom Boyd look like the Matthew Lloyd of football.

Grammatically incorrect entries will not be accepted.