Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Red mist]

Only if I don't have to do anything

You should have purpose. I see that.

 

[Morganashlee]

so glad chat came back here...so since Starbums is away, can we have the weekend off, coz its Oz day next Tues and the thing to do is to take a couple of leave days and turn it into 5...

 

[Dinsdale]

dafuq you get my foto??

 

[Red mist]

How did we go?

 

[BoringRoss]

Where the f**k are the Power Rankings???

JoseMourinho ???

I am most displeased with the lack of power rankings.

Where else can I read something as dull as those.

 

[Dinsdale]

well there goes the neighbourhood. I'm probly out of contact for a while, off fishing tomoz.

 

[ChappyUK]

Sorry flogs, no tribal council or new challenge until mid tomorrow (but don't worry, it's an easy one). Go to bed, Boydogs.

He can't now. He's drunk 10 cups of coffee to keep him up this long.

 

[ChappyUK]

I am most displeased with the lack of power rankings.

Where else can I read something as dull as those.

Your tactics notebook?

 

[Morganashlee]

He can't now. He's drunk 10 cups of coffee to keep him up this long.

Lucky they are an hour behind

 

[ChappyUK]

Jose making himself accustomed to cupping Durex's balls

Everyone knows Jose is a Duritz elias right?

 

[Red mist]

Haha Jose rustling.

 

[A Cut Above]

It is time for the POWER RANKINGS!

Sponsored by the Adelaide Strikers - Choking so you don't have to.

1) Duritz - Level
Consecutive number 1s. A well timed Croweater Joke which was followed up by yours truly!

2) Benwah - UP 5
That ******* Hamish part made me laugh so ******* hard that it deserves to be Number 2.

3) Kangaroos4eva - Up 1
Just like Benwah, an insanely awesome joke at the end with Teach! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4) Stronzo - Up 1
BT getting stuff wrong jokes are common and well-repeated! However, you made them sound original and unique!

5) Dapperjong - Down 3
Loved the pictures and the wrestling match and the actual reality of the 7 Commentary Team. Forever spamming adds.

6) Jose - Level
Megawall and Croweater joke. Sucks to be Richmond.

7) Dinsdale - Up 4
Great Entry, Oogac should be thanks immensely for his part

8) TootToot - Up 2
Post Match informericials, hell yeah!

9) Red Mist - Up 3
In a hall of great entries, 9th is like being robbed ..

10) Allikat - Down 7
No elaborate jokes and an obvious joke about Spike/Hird . Disappointing

11) ChappyUK - Down 3
The only joke was the squirrel and you wasted a good cyril line on Dennis Commetti. C'mon, chappy! Also spelling mistakes @dapperjohn

12) Cooksen - Up 1
Do I have to tell you where you went wrong or can you see that a block of text is hard to read. . Liked the kicking Hame in the testicles part though.

13) Hazard - Up 1
Liked the lingy part in the end but you guys never linked it up. Your entry just sucks on its own. Pictures were a nice touch.

14) Boydshow - Up 1
Great entry and I would move you around to 11th or 12th but I cbf and I'm rushing dese fings, u notiec ow meny spleling mistaeks i am maikng. kewl fing is dat u can reed dem. Either way, the sam newman addition was tops.

Greatest thing about being banished to Not Convicted island is not being part of this bloody thing.

 

[Packedlunch]

Everyone knows Jose is a Duritz elias right?

All over it!

 

[DapperJong]

You should also change your country's name to Norf Korea, so that it's reflective of current trends.

Surprised no one has mentioned this earlier.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Surprised no one has mentioned this earlier.

Norf Korea has been used by other flogs before, see the people want the change.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Greatest thing about being banished to Not Convicted island is not being part of this bloody thing.

NYC Power Rankings
1. Morgs
2. Haduken and Bosk
3. Ibeng
4. Royals

 

[Morganashlee]

NYC Power Rankings
1. Morgs
2. Haduken and Bosk
3. Ibeng
4. Royals

Royals must have got shipwrecked somewhere between the gulf of throwtoysoutofcot and the sea of ragequit because he ain't here ...

 

[JoseMourinho]

Royals must have got shipwrecked somewhere between the gulf of throwtoysoutofcot and the sea of ragequit because he ain't here ...

He is there........

 

[Morganashlee]

He is there........

You worry about your island and I'll see you over here soon

 

[DapperJong]

zzzzzzz

 

[JoseMourinho]

Poor Cookie.

 

[hazard]

Noooooooo #cookiekat !!!!!

Stupid tribe

I like cookie but his entries were so bad.

banking on the dominance of Dapper and Benwah to carry them, will be interesting to see if it works out for you.

Pretty sure Dapper and I had the highest rated entries for the last contest. Had to relieve Benwah after all the carrying he had to do in earlier challenges

 

[Morganashlee]

Hahahahahahahaha brilliant meme

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I like cookie but his entries were so bad.

Word challenges are my worst.

Memes are my thing however.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Hazard. Good.