Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Morganashlee]

Thanks Columbo

Had to google that, must have been before my time

Thought Morgs was more Angela Lansbury

More Veronica Mars

 

[Bender_]

Kristin Bell is hurtin for a squirtin

 

[Morganashlee]

Kristin Bell is hurtin for a squirtin

Ummm ... Chappyuk is it too late to pick Angela Lansbury?

 

[Bender_]

Ummm ... Chappyuk is it too late to pick Angela Lansbury?

Chappy liked my post too.

 

[Morganashlee]

Chappy liked my post too.

She is hot and this is fantastic lol

 

[Red mist]

Kristin Bell is hurtin for a squirtin

What's that?

 

[Bender_]

She is hot and this is fantastic lol

Funny + hot = splooge

What's that?

She can't wait to get jizzed on and I'm just the man to do it, you stoner.

 

[Morganashlee]

Funny and hot = splooge



She can't wait to get jizzed on and I'm just the man to do it you stoner.

Hot, funny women are few and far between. Understand the urge to bang her lol

 

[Red mist]

Funny + hot = splooge



She can't wait to get jizzed on and I'm just the man to do it, you stoner.

That is extraordinary.

 

[bontshow]

Think your clock is out again boyddogs, my iPhone says it's 11.28pm.

Well there's your problem

 

[NorthernLights]

Well there's your problem

The Huwei is where it's at eh?

 

[bontshow]

The Huwei is where it's at eh?

Any Android phone will do. I wouldn't trust an iPhone to tell the time

 

[Morganashlee]

Any Android phone will do. I wouldn't trust an iPhone to tell the time

NL used to use a sundial to tell the time before he upgraded his phone

 

[ChappyUK]

Chappy liked my post too.

I meant to hit Report you sick bastard.

 

[Morganashlee]

#doyouevenmod ?

 

[Red mist]

So challenge accepted.

 

[NorthernLights]

Lol at Red Pissed chirping away in the background

 

[bontshow]

We have had heaps of sun lately, I'm almost the same complexion as Goodesy

 

[ChappyUK]

#doyouevenmod ?

On occasions.

 

[NorthernLights]

And they thought Brett was bad at photo shop

 

[ChappyUK]

Dafuq

 

[Morganashlee]

Almost identical.

This one of yours also?

 

[ChappyUK]

Not Convicted Island looks better than our shithole.

 

[Red mist]

Lol at Red Pissed chirping away in the background

That's just total spam, you total spammer . Get yourself in the contest sir. Instead of the outside this is good or not diatribe that comes out your gaping maw. Starburns_ can we have an intruder ? NorthernLights seems like he's clued up with everything so let bombers 2003 unfirl the youf on Australia Day. Yay.

 

[NorthernLights]

That's just total spam, you total spammer . Get yourself in the contest sir. Instead of the outside this is good or not diatribe that comes out your gaping maw. Starburns_ can we have an intruder ? NorthernLights seems like he's clued up with everything so let bombers 2003 unfirl the youf on Australia Day. Yay.

Only if I don't have to do anything