Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Red mist]

Tribal Council
Looks like Sparkles goes and Boydshow replaces him as the host of Survivor.

Challenge #6 - How good is Tom Boyd?
Your challenge is to make Tom Boyd look like the Matthew Lloyd of football.

Lulz. On fire Jose.

 

[Red mist]

Jose where's the power rankings? I've promised my kids they could wait up for them.

I like them. I'm not one of your children.

 

[Red mist]

I quit

Ok

 

[Duritz]

I like them. I'm not one of your children.

Maybe you are. Does your mum like rangas?

 

[Red mist]

Maybe you are. Does your mum like rangas?

Cos I'm about its probably sapiens.

 

[Red mist]

Hey guys!

I see you're discussing award winning publications for children! May I suggest my best-selling* book for them as a bed time story?!

Nothing like a first hand account of how Uncle Ricky flushed his life down the shitter chasing teenage clunge to give them such terrible nightmares to scare 'em straight for eternity!

Plus if you buy a copy I wouldn't have to eat canned dogfood for the third** night straight!

#TootToot!


*only sold one pre-order to some schlub named royals1922

**eighth

I feel that Clunge is a word I haven't come about.

 

[A Cut Above]

Boydshow just admit it you want to run survivor?

First Survivor then Bay13 then THE WORLD

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

First Survivor then Bay13 then THE WORLD

I dont think someone can take over the world who can be defeated by bad spelling.

He lackz teh gutz 4 dat job.

 

[Red mist]

Starburns_ your next mission is to draw up a challenge before deadline.

 

[bontshow]

Tribal Council
Looks like Sparkles goes and Boydshow replaces him as the host of Survivor.

Challenge #6 - How good is Tom Boyd?
Your challenge is to make Tom Boyd look like the Matthew Lloyd of football.

Challenge 6
Starfish_ at age 21 has suffered from a rare case of adult sudden infant death syndrome, and you have decided to step up and keep the competition going. Your challenge is to set a challenge for the survivors that will produce the funniest entries

 

[Morganashlee]

Challenge 6
Starfish_ at age 21 has suffered from a rare case of adult sudden infant death syndrome, and you have decided to step up and keep the competition going. Your challenge is to set a challenge for the survivors that will produce the funniest entries

Hope for your sake it doesn't involve telling the time

 

[bontshow]

Hope for your sake it doesn't involve telling the time

I've got it down now Morgs. You congratulated me remember

 

[Morganashlee]

I've got it down now Morgs. You congratulated me remember

A broken clock is right twice a day ... I need more data before I deem you capable

 

[Red mist]

Dapper is a bit pensive.

 

[bontshow]

A broken clock is right twice a day ... I need more data before I deem you capable

Current Time
We don't get enough sun so we need to change the clocks twice a year - 10:38pm
Normal person time - 9:38pm
West Horsham - 10:08pm 21/01/1966

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Current Time
We don't get enough sun so we need to change the clocks twice a year - 10:38pm
Normal person time - 9:38pm
West Horsham - 10:08pm 21/01/1966

Efa

 

[ChappyUK]

Current Time
We don't get enough sun so we need to change the clocks twice a year - 10:38pm
Normal person time - 9:38pm
West Horsham - 10:08pm 21/01/1966

I'm not sure what this tells me but I'm certain it's not the time.

 

[Red mist]

Efa

**** you. It's 1969 Woodstock era. I'm about to catch Joan Bayez.

 

[Morganashlee]

Current Time
We don't get enough sun so we need to change the clocks twice a year - 10:38pm
Normal person time - 9:38pm
West Horsham - 10:08pm 21/01/1966

We have had heaps of sun lately, I'm almost the same complexion as Goodesy

 

[Red mist]

Starburns_ came in through the bathroom window. I love This song. I'm doing a plugger.

 

[Morganashlee]

I've done a bit of detective work for you daft campaigners

At the tennis, the fanatics just wandered into MCA after Hewitt's game. F*** they're wanchors.

Fyfo is at the tennis. Don't hold your breath!

 

[NorthernLights]

I've done a bit of detective work for you daft campaigners



Fyfo is at the tennis. Don't hold your breath!

Thanks Columbo

 

[ChappyUK]

I've done a bit of detective work for you daft campaigners



Fyfo is at the tennis. Don't hold your breath!

Except for you boydshow . You're allowed to hold yours.

 

[ChappyUK]

Thanks Columbo

Thought Morgs was more Angela Lansbury

 

[Packedlunch]

Current Time
We don't get enough sun so we need to change the clocks twice a year - 10:38pm
Normal person time - 9:38pm
West Horsham - 10:08pm 21/01/1966

Think your clock is out again boyddogs, my iPhone says it's 11.28pm.