Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Allikat]

I accept this latest challenge but can i still post crap memes?

Of course

 

[Duritz]

Jose how's life on NYC Island?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Jose how's life on NYC Island?

Empty.

 

[JoseMourinho]

There will be no Power Rankings until I can get off this stupid island. I've only got my mobile and a dodgy internet connection.

The wireless is called "outlet" here.

 

[Morganashlee]

There will be no Power Rankings until I can get off this stupid island. I've only got my mobile and a dodgy internet connection.

The wireless is called "outlet" here.

The internet is fine but this metric **** tonne of horseshit known as the mobile site is more useless than Jesse White.

Still haven't quit though ...

 

[JoseMourinho]

The internet is fine but this metric **** tonne of horseshit known as the mobile site is more useless than Jesse White.

Still haven't quit though ...

We should revive the adventures of NYC Island thread.

 

[JoseMourinho]

#AdventuresfromNYCIsland
Day 1:
I washed up onshore of a strange island and awoke to a figure standing over me. "I've seen this place before", I mumbled.

The figure said "The gods have truly answered our prayers, we can now get rid of-". A loud noise came from the bushes and the figure dragged me along to their cave.

I sat up and slowly gained my bearings. "Louis, he has ruined everything! He hides in that cave, taking anything that is slightly fun and creative and destroys it!", the figure said, "Please, Jose, save us! I am dying from boredom out here!".

"What is your name?", I spluttered. "Cooksen, but you can call me, Cookie", Cooksen responded. I don't think Cookie realises that my style of football is less boring but I make up for it in my press conferences.

"Well, I'll see what I can do, Cookie", I whispered, "This Louis fella seems to be able to stay in a job without producing any results".

I turned on my mobile and I was unable to connect to BigFooty to post my notorious Power Rankings. It didn't matter, they all knew it was just full of crap. Exactly like ESPN!

However, there was a network called "outlet". I connected to it and posted this post......

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

#SackVanGaal

 

[JoseMourinho]

Allow me to give you the same reaction that I got when I last attended an AFLPA meeting!

Thread is for Survivor contestants only, **** off Jose!

#TootToot!

We must look alike

 

[bontshow]

This could be the first thread in BF history to have more posts than views

 

[Morganashlee]

This is like that bullshit story paddles told.

You've never connected to an outlet.

Divvy that post.

 

[DapperJong]

Lol I worked on the Squizzy series of underbelly. What a disaster that was.

 

[Benwah83]

Geez Pratt's son is intensely ugly. About time these wealthy families were told to stop ******* inbreeding.

There's some rather disturbing 'ranga movie villain' vibes that he's giving off

 

[hazard]

Challenge #7 entry

WEITERING WALKS OUT ON BLUES. JOINS EXERS
Mark Robinson 25th January 2015

He left a year ago??

 

[Stronzo]

That post smelt like a corpse flower.

 

[Red mist]

Dayum

 

[Red mist]

The bar has been raised!

Time for A Cut Above true code for ascendancy.

 

[Red mist]

time for me to lower the bar then...

Have Levi anytime.

 

[Red mist]

Bosk.

Brown note. He just played the brown note.

 

[Red mist]

View attachment 209607

Hahaha goose me

 

[fool]

Hahaha goose me

Like this?

 

[Red mist]

Yes.















It hadn't occurred slang or urban dictionary would come into effect.. Shhhhhhh







But if you could put Moss on a goose head would equal.

 

[Red mist]

The first picture is fake.

 

[Allikat]

The first picture is fake.

(it actually is)

 

[CarnDaTigg's]

Mods can we move this shit to GD?