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Dont do it DJ he said earlier that you not even in his top 3 glorious leaders... but cotch is somehow :S

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I'm sure the other eliminated contestants stuck on NYC would appreciate a personally delivered, spoken word version of the Power Rankings :$
What do you think Adventures on NYC Island Day 2 will be?
 
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Day 2
I woke up in Cookie's cave. Cooksen stared at his mobile in boredom. "There is no internet here and the outlet network is unbelievably slow", Cookie mumbled.

"Yeah, I can't even post my notorious Power Wan... uhh Rankings.", I replied. I looked at my connections and saw a new connection, "Casa del Morgs".

"Cookie! There is another person on this island", I yelled. "Huh, of course there are, there are two guys who just argue all the time, there were two guys that used to be here but they disappeared", Cookie responded.

"Were anyone them called Morgs?", I asked. "Nope, I guess it must be a new person", Cookie replied "Let's go check it out to see if they have working internet or fish n chup.......s".

After passing past the two guys who were still arguing. "Shit, they've been at it for two weeks", Cookie sighed. All i heard was "Your Team are a bunch of drug cheats" and "Bosk, you're a downright stupid ****".

Eventually, we got close to Louis's lair. Cookie said "Be careful, if we get even slightly excited, Louis will know and he'll destroy us!". We snuck past Louis's den and arrived at a hot water springs.

We saw a little house with an angry looking woman screaming at her mobile phone. "OMG, Why can't I post emoticons onto BigFooty?", she screamed "How can I tell Jose that his Power Wankins are full of crap".

"Hello, you need some help?", I asked. "Ahhh.... yes..... you're Jose?", the woman replied. "Crap, she knows me and she hates everything about my power rankings", I thought.

"What is your name?" I asked. "Huh, you seriously don't know who i am. I am the sole survivor, Morganashlee!" Morgs responded.

To be continued :rainbow:
 
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That could work!

Shocked face.

Angry face. Angry face. Angry face.

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Now that morgs has allowed benwah to tell this everyone while she is in NYC, everyone is gonna be doing it. Gonna see alot of sheep i rekon. sadface.
 
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Now that benwah has said this everyone is gonna be doing it. Gonna see alot of sheep i rekon. sadface.
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