Off-topic Survivor: Cockburn. Banter and gossip thread

[Morganashlee]

Been stuck at 11 on the premiership clock for yonks

Preliminary findings have shown that it is completely farqed

 

[Packedlunch]

I'll have you know that creating eliases can be extremely fulfilling

Your time is coming whatsisname!

 

[bontshow]

Didn't you arse the time up in the FOTY as well Mensa?

That was the timezone on BF. It's still GMT-11 for me, no idea why

 

[Plugger35]

You're like one of those disgusting kids who always sat in the front row in high school and volunteered to clean the board at the end of each class.

Meanwhile I'd spend all my time in the back row drawing disparaging cartoons of teachers & passing them around. Oh how little has changed.

He's a goddamn coattail rider.

Woodogs

 

[Girldogs]

That was the timezone on BF. It's still GMT-11 for me, no idea why

Hi Boydogs!

 

[bontshow]

Hi Boydogs!

Hey, where you been? Were you losing our money playing poker with Duritz again?

 

[BoringRoss]

Power Rankings will be out on Monday 7pm WST.

Ross' Survivor rankings will be out shortly afterwards.

I am so excited by them.

Jose's "Look at me" Power rankings

Potential Fremantle Member I can promise an alternative rankings that reflects the true culture of the Fremantle Football Club.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Power Rankings will be out on Monday 7pm WST.

Any hints jose.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Any hints jose.

New Sponsor. New Celebrity Guest.

 

[Girldogs]

Hey, where you been? Were you losing our money playing poker with Duritz again?

Who is Duritz?

lol at "our money". We both know who the bread winner is in this house buddy.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

New Sponsor. New Celebrity Guest.

Am i the spooner?

 

[Benwah83]

Hi Boydogs!

Hey, where you been? Were you losing our money playing poker with Duritz again?

You two clearly need to catch up and spend some quality time together.

Perhaps tabulating the release time of Jose's Power Rankings at each time zone across the globe could be a fun task?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

DapperJong not winning the opposition tribe name is definitely daylight robbery.

Im assume he is first in the power rankings

 

[JoseMourinho]

Im assume he is first in the power rankings

He is up there.

 

[bontshow]

Obviously been using the Doggies premiership clock to tell the time without realising its been broken since 1954

Be nice Morgs or I'll backstab you with your chopsticks

 

[Morganashlee]

Be nice Morgs or I'll backstab you with your chopsticks

We will both need to make the merge for you to do that pal and I don't think that will happen.

 

[Morganashlee]

I repeat. Vote 1 Jose

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Be nice Morgs or I'll backstab you with your chopsticks

Thats not a nice way to treat a fellow member of the doggies.

 

[bontshow]

We will both need to make the merge for you to do that pal and I don't think that will happen.

I have contacts on your tribe. We're communicating via smoke signals

 

[Morganashlee]

You gonna stick to tradition and cancel your account?

Survivor's version of an account bet.

Loser quits

 

[JoseMourinho]

Geez Jose, just keep painting a bigger target on your back

Our entire tribe's entries were average and they know that . You don't play survivor to make friends now

 

[BoringRoss]

Geez Jose, just keep painting a bigger target on your back

JoseMourinho is defending his points as well as a team coached by myself.

Keep defending Jose you are a good Fremantle man.

 

[Morganashlee]

Our entire tribe's entries were average and they know that . You don't play survivor to make friends now

We should take your word for it since you have the most experience with average posting

 

[JoseMourinho]

We should take your word for it since you have the most experience with average posting

Still better than your entry though.

 

[Benwah83]

Our entire tribe's entries were average and they know that . You don't play survivor to make friends now

You're right. I'm sure they'd also appreciate some detailed coaching from yourself on how to improve their performance going forward

TBF, in Probsty's power rankings Jose was actually 3rd from Tribe Cotchin this round, they might need his contribtutions in the team challenges.

Well there ya go