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[Agent93]

I don't like that dog dogs105.

 

[Coopers]

Here's my deets:


Name (your BigFooty username): Coopers
Preferred Position 1: Ruck
Preferred Position 2: Small Defender
Preferred Position 3: 2nd Ruck
Number: 20
Height: 234cm
Weight: 42kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Wonders
State (optional): Radelaide
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: ClarkeM

I think it's important that we realise the valuable commodity I bring, as that new prototype Ruck/Lockdown Small Defender hybrid that we see so much these days.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I don't know about anyone that uses the term Radelaide being given access to the internet, or the right to vote. But welcome Coopers, I think.

 

[ClarkeM]

OK, I'll give it a go again, Go Wonders!

I do have to say though: You don't know what you're getting into. I am... not reliable.

If it's like previous years, I'll find myself busy, and may forget to post stuff. Usually it's caused by the succession of supermodels that camp out in front of my house and make it difficult for me to get to work in the mornings.

Also I'm teaching myself to be a habitual liar, as that seems like an important talent to foster, so none of that may be true.

I'll never know.

I am very, very excited. Dingster - do your thing.

 

[ClarkeM]

Here's my deets:


Name (your BigFooty username): Coopers
Preferred Position 1: Ruck
Preferred Position 2: Small Defender
Preferred Position 3: 2nd Ruck
Number: 20
Height: 234cm
Weight: 42kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Wonders
State (optional): Radelaide
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: ClarkeM

I think it's important that we realise the valuable commodity I bring, as that new prototype Ruck/Lockdown Small Defender hybrid that we see so much these days.

By those measurements, we'll have to hold off on playing you on away games where you'll be subject to the wind.

 

[Coopers]

I don't know about anyone that uses the term Radelaide being given access to the internet, or the right to vote. But welcome Coopers, I think.

Thanks! We only just got the internet here anyway, and that's how I got the title of "Chief Engineer" at the mud factory. I have to defend this "modem" thingy using a spoon, body odor and old fashioned gumption to make sure the lights all stay on.

By those measurements, we'll have to hold off on playing you on away games where you'll be subject to the wind.

I've been told I've been very effective when used as a lasso.

 

[ClarkeM]

Thanks! We only just got the internet here anyway, and that's how I got the title of "Chief Engineer" at the mud factory. I have to defend this "modem" thingy using a spoon, body odor and old fashioned gumption to make sure the lights all stay on.


I've been told I've been very effective when used as a lasso.

The SFA is a better place with you.

 

[Dingster]

By those measurements, we'll have to hold off on playing you on away games where you'll be subject to the wind.

We've recruited Spider Burton!

Coopers you'll be official tomorrow arvo.

 

[Coopers]

The SFA is a better place with you.

 

[McEvoy]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

 

[Agent93]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

*statement of official bid for playing services*

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

A shame my good charm wasn't enough to seduce you to the Wonders.

Good luck at the Royals. They did well here.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

Dude?!?!?

Why do you hate yourself so much!!!!

 

[McEvoy]

Dude?!?!?

Why do you hate yourself so much!!!!

It's not a done deal yet ... all I've done is knocked on the door of the palace.

 

[Broken]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

Roys will be happy to take you. The Roys name is 33% more efficient than the Royals. You know it makes sense.

 

[Paddles_]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

Perfect timing to sneak into the side for this week!

 

[CazC30]

Name (your BigFooty username): CazC30/Cazza/CazCat
Preferred Position 1:Any
Preferred Position 2:Any
Preferred Position 3:Any
Number: 8
Height: 5 9"
Weight: Really
Preferred Team (if you have one):Bombers
State (optional): Western Australia
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: https://www.mumsnet.com/

 

[Ant Bear]

Name (your BigFooty username): McEvoy (Cheval/MaxMinch)
Preferred Position 1: Never cared
Preferred Position 2: Never will
Preferred Position 3: It means nothing to me
Number: 37
Height: 177
Weight: None of your beezness
Preferred Team (if you have one): Gold City Royals
State (optional): Dream-like

You can have my position and guaranteed* B&F votes every week if you come home to Sin City


*assuming Far Kern permits me to vote

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It's not a done deal yet ... all I've done is knocked on the door of the palace.

I think you're gonna find, when all this shit is over, I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling mother****er.

The thing is, McEvoy, right now you're a big flog. But painful as it may be, being a flog don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard mother****in' fact of life, but that's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. See, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic mother****ers. Mother****ers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Besides, McEvoy, how many seasons do you think you got in you anyhow? Two? Flogs don't have an Old Timers Place.

Tomorrow night, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride ****in' with you. **** pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a season from now, when you goon drunk and punching WONDERS in the neck, you gonna say to yourself, "RFCTiger74 was right."

(Throws a bag of homemade goon at McEvoys feet)

so, you're a Fury?

 

[Broken]

I think you're gonna find, when all this shit is over, I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling mother******.

The thing is, McEvoy, right now you're a big flog. But painful as it may be, being a flog don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard mother****in' fact of life, but that's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. See, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic mother******s. Mother******s who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Besides, McEvoy, how many seasons do you think you got in you anyhow? Two? Flogs don't have an Old Timers Place.

Tomorrow night, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride ****in' with you. **** pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a season from now, when you goon drunk and punching WONDERS in the neck, you gonna say to yourself, "RFCTiger74 was right."

(Throws a bag of homemade goon at McEvoys feet)

so, you're a Fury?

Are you sending the Wolf to clean up this mess?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

It's not a done deal yet ... all I've done is knocked on the door of the palace.

Let's take this opportunity to confirm it is a done deal... at 5.26pm tomorrow.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Let's take this opportunity to confirm it is a done deal... at 5.26pm tomorrow.

The master recruiter does it again.

Oh scrap that, The Bombers LG recruited you a great player.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The master recruiter does it again.

Oh scrap that, The Bombers LG recruited you a great player.

I'm happy to concede this one... was a pleasant surprise to get a PM from a player I would have been happy to approach had they not recently switched sides.

 

[The Half Back]

Name (your BigFooty username): CazC30/Cazza/CazCat
Preferred Position 1:Any
Preferred Position 2:Any
Preferred Position 3:Any
Number: 8
Height: 5 9"
Weight: Really
Preferred Team (if you have one):Bombers
State (optional): Western Australia
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: https://www.mumsnet.com/

You are a ****ing moron.

 

[BRAB]

Name (your BigFooty username): CazC30/Cazza/CazCat
Preferred Position 1:Any
Preferred Position 2:Any
Preferred Position 3:Any
Number: 8
Height: 5 9"
Weight: Really
Preferred Team (if you have one):Bombers
State (optional): Western Australia
How did you hear about the Sweet F.A?: https://www.mumsnet.com/

Tony Lynn is a racist.

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