SFA Fundraiser Sweet FA Heritage Round on Now: Proudly Raising Funds for the Women’s and Children’s Hospital.

[TedDougChris]

It’s the best!
TedDougChris is the bench expert, the inaugural and only ever exclusive INT player to make ALL SFA

One of my greatest accomplishments is that in a league where you sit on your arse to participate, my position is sitting on my arse so I don’t have to participate - and I’ve done that better than anyone else in league history !!!!

 

[MWPP]

One of my greatest accomplishments is that in a league where you sit on your arse to participate, my position is sitting on my arse so I don’t have to participate - and I’ve done that better than anyone else in league history !!!!

Coaching from the bench was always a thing in that other league, but captaining?
That’s next level- so credit where it’s due
Even more credit to my own captain tony who captains from the emergency area , even better than our own emergency full back JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[TedDougChris]

Coaching from the bench was always a thing in that other league, but captaining?
That’s next level- so credit where it’s due
Even more credit to my own captain tony who captains from the emergency area , even better than our own emergency full back JoshWoodenSpoon

Oh - I’m now so old and decrepit that I captain from outside the ground !! I can’t even get a spot on the 20 each week !!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I know - imagine having the quality of TheInjuryFactory and myself on the bench. It’s sickening !!

 

[Zevon]

I have the ability to delete the thread if we're losing so yeah

Oh shit so Super Moderators can actually like do stuff?? I always thought they were just some mythical creature people talked about… sort of like admins I just never thought they were real

 

[Gralin]

Oh s**t so Super Moderators can actually like do stuff?? I always thought they were just some mythical creature people talked about… sort of like admins I just never thought they were real

I mean I've got a cape.

Do stuff? Not so much.

 

[Dingster]

I mean I've got a cape.

Do stuff? Not so much.

I have a cape too.

 

[Wosh]

I have a cake.


I win

 

[JoseMourinho]

JoseMourinho yes
This is what you signed up for

Fortunately, Didier Drogba was able to arrive on time for some important striker/full forward tips. I'd get Romelu but i think he hates me.

 

[Ligma]

Fortunately, Didier Drogba was able to arrive on time for some important striker/full forward tips. I'd get Romelu but i think he hates me.

Romelu Lukaka!

 

[Tonga Bob]

I mean I've got a cape.

Do stuff? Not so much.

I have a cape too.

Do you wear your undies on the outside of your pants though?

I have a cake.


I win

Don’t need you to answer that.

 

[Zevon]

Travis Head seems to be doing a good job of scoring, maybe get him in for some advice

Just a shame he’s doing it when the wrong team is batting.

 

[Wosh]

Do you wear your undies on the outside of your pants though?

Don’t need you to answer that.

I did tuck my skirt into my stockings after going to the toilet once, then went back behind the bar to work. Was my first night…I made quite an impact.
It was about 10 minutes before somebody finally found the heart to tell me, it was a round bar too with the fridges and spirits in the centre, just to make it better, you could see from all sides.


Does that count?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I did tuck my skirt into my stockings after going to the toilet once, then went back behind the bar to work. Was my first night…I made quite an impact.
It was about 10 minutes before somebody finally found the heart to tell me, it was a round bar too with the fridges and spirits in the centre, just to make it better, you could see from all sides.


Does that count?

As long as you didn’t tuck your cake in your stockings.

 

[Falconista]

I have a cake.


I win

I hope it's carrot or hummingbird.

 

[Zevon]

As long as you didn’t tuck your cake in your stockings.

Don’t yuck somebody else’s yum Tonga Bob

If Wosh loves tucking cake into her stockings then that’s a matter for her

 

[Tonga Bob]

Don’t yuck somebody else’s yum Tonga Bob

If Wosh loves tucking cake into her stockings then that’s a matter for her

Won’t anyone think of the cake?

 

[Zevon]

Won’t anyone think of the cake?

I prefer to think of pot roast

 

[Tonga Bob]

I prefer to think of pot roast

Wow how much food can Wosh tuck into her stockings?

 

[Falconista]

Wow how much food can Wosh tuck into her stockings?

Probably plenty.

The more pertinent question is, how much food can Wosh tuck into her stockings before she's asked to leave the buffet?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Probably plenty.

The more pertinent question is, how much food can Wosh tuck into her stockings before she's asked to leave the buffet?

Not enough for Sizzler to go bankrupt.

 

[Pugsley]

Sweet FA'ers Official Team Sheet
vs GeeDees Nuts
Charity Match
Proudly Supporting Sikh Volunteers Australia

B: gab213 / U2tigers / Pugsley
HB: manangatang / Tonga Bob / Pie 4 Life
C: omgfridge / Kennedy Parker / Falconista
HF: T2B_ / damicky / MP_
F: jackster83 / okeydoke7 / Dingster
FOLL: thewizardmelon / Zevon / MWPP
INT: Barrybran / TedDougChris

Tangerine cutting: TheInjuryFactory / Cadsky / James Colorado / nahnah


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Those back pockets look good.

 

[Wosh]

Wow how much food can Wosh tuck into her stockings?

This sounds like a challenge

 

[okeydoke7]

Now normally I’d want to kick a massive bag of goals. Especially because I have pledged $10 per goal I kick and I think it’s an incredible cause.

But it seems that many people have pledged AGAINST my goals that it’s in the best interests of the charity for me to have a poor game!

 

[Dingster]

Now normally I’d want to kick a massive bag of goals. Especially because I have pledged $10 per goal I kick and I think it’s an incredible cause.

But it seems that many people have pledged AGAINST my goals that it’s in the best interests of the charity for me to have a poor game!

Friend okey you will still kick a bag. The combined will just kick more. #WinWin