Media Sweet FA: Three Things I Learnt This Week - S29 Edition: Now With 50% More Melts!

[Carson Dial]

1. There are people who aren't washing their hands after a piss.

2. This Royals offense will make history.

3. You can hide literally anything in a .gif and no one will ever read it as long as you delay the loop long enough.

So the Royals team are the most offensive? I admire your honesty.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

So the Royals team are the most offensive? I admire your honesty.

Go **** yourself you gobshite.

 

[Pugsley]

Go **** yourself you gobshite.

That was below the belt.

 

[Marlowe]

So the Royals team are the most offensive? I admire your honesty.

No, I said we'll make history.

That implies we could wind up the least offensive, dickhead.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 10

Three things I learnt this week...

1. People would rather nuke their account than log off
2. Surprise podcast questions catch everyone off guard, even the host
3. Bad boy Dingster is my new favourite

Over to you Sweet FA

 

[VainGlorious]

1. Wazzas are a good bunch.

2. The penalties thread has hosted some magnificent melts as of late.

3. Podcasts are

 

[Test Tickle]

Three Things I Learnt This Week Rd 9
1. There is a lot of good people in this community (you know who you are).
2. When the pressure is on, Bears dig deep, it was a hard and tough game today played in the rain, easily our best win for the year.
3. A week is a long time in qootball.

 

[Pugsley]

1. The sim hates milestones
2. I actually enjoyed our match thread
3. My music taste is putrid

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. Elton Johns Wig has definitely irritated the sim. He again will top the Comp for Frees Against this season.
2. Our mob strikes a little reef and we find out who our mates are.
3. There should be more of Dingster off the leash.

 

[pantskyle]

1. I
2. Love
3. Women

 

[TJASTA]

1. I
2. Hate
3. Pants

 

[Tonga Bob]

1) Bombers get a bad rap. Last round was one of the most enjoyable in my time here;

2) My God they can talk the leg off a chair tho. You could say they like to... Babylon;

3) A good way to break a losing streak is to offer yourself as tribute and go to the supermarket to hunt & gather while the game is being simmed.

 

[Santoz]

1. The 'random' sim threw up a round of upsets across the board. How peculiar.
2. League admins do a great job applying rules with fairness and consistency.
3. I'm really shit at chess.

 

[GWS Goose]

1. Social isolation has really lowered the bar on what I do for entertainment. Never thought watching.a replay of a 6yo game I didn't care about at the time whilst on "house party" with mates would be my Saturday night.
2. Watching sports usually fills 80% of my weekend waking hours. The other 20% was attending bars, cafes and other non essential businesses.
3. Drinking beers watching Ozark doesn't feel as socially acceptable as drinking beer watching the football.

 

[pantskyle]

1. I
2. Hate
3. Pants

You're the reason why I hate men.

 

[RelaxMax]

0. There's no crying in qooty
1. There's no crying in qooty
2. There's no crying in qooty
3. There's no crying in qooty
4. There's no crying in qooty

 

[Agent93]

0. There's no crying in qooty
1. There's no crying in qooty
2. There's no crying in qooty
3. There's no crying in qooty
4. There's no crying in qooty

Thanks Jimmy Dugan.

 

[moginie]

1. The Roys are a good bunch of banterers.
2. I've suddenly realised I care about my imaginary football self.
3. I'm so glad I joined the Dees.

 

[VainGlorious]

1) Bombers get a bad rap. Last round was one of the most enjoyable in my time here;

2) My God they can talk the leg off a chair tho. You could say they like to... Babylon;

 

[Tonga Bob]

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I stand by what I said.

 

[VainGlorious]

I stand by what I said.

Don’t stand for too long, you’ll get hit by an errant goat.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Don’t stand for too long, you’ll get hit by an errant goat.

Wouldn’t be the first time, Tony.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

1. Furies are the real deal
2. It may be fantasy but sorry to see good posters like MWPP, AuntyBlindEye and JWS disappear
3. The SFA needs to get some life back into it during this crisis. I call for the AdSense police to be quarantined for a week. Then we can slam jello shots, say what we think, get nude and loose and all end up in Turbo's Hot Tub.

 

[GWS Goose]

1. Furies are the real deal
2. It may be fantasy but sorry to see good posters like MWPP, AuntyBlindEye and JWS disappear
3. The SFA needs to get some life back into it during this crisis. I call for the AdSense police to be quarantined for a week. Then we can slam jello shots, say what we think, get nude and loose and all end up in Turbo's Hot Tub.

Had AuntyBlindEye gone as well. This saddens me.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 11

Three things I learnt this week...

1. Turbo media is the funnest media
2. There is some **** ing inspirational posting on this board
3. When it comes to the Warriors, the sim is putting the sensual back into 'non-consensual'

Over to you Sweet FA