ClarkeM
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- Mar 14, 2007
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Hi Collingwood fans. My name is ClarkeM, and I am here with Barrybran and TheInjuryFactory to promote the game of Qooty, as played on the Sweet FA board of BigFooty. Your moderators Magpie Girl Maggie5 jathanas Gone Critical and Anzacday have been kind enough to grant us permission to challenge the Collingwood Board to a game of Qooty this coming weekend.
What's Qooty?
Qooty is a football simulation program written by BigFooty's own Mobbs, which allows a game of footy to be simulated and generated in text form. Basically, your username is entered into the program, along with 19 team-mates and an opposition team of 20, and the program generates a game, with commentary and stats like this:
4 : 12.56 {lW} - Test Tickle has it.
4 : 13 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards The Filth Wizard.
4 : 13.04 {C} - Big mark by The Old Dark Navy's!.
4 : 13.08 {lW} - With the ball is Jeremias.
4 : 13.13 {CHF} - He tries to find ESKIE with a chip pass.
4 : 13.17 {CHF} - ESKIE appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 13.21 {lHBF} - TedDougChris looks downfield.
4 : 13.25 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 13.29 {lHBF} - Heavy clash between Daddad Dave and TedDougChris. Daddad Dave comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 13.33 {lHFF} - gab213 hits the ground running.
4 : 13.37 {rFP} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 13.41 {rFP} - Metalcrusher gets too far under the ball.
4 : 13.46 {lBP} - Not enough pressure on Headless.
4 : 13.5 {rBP} - He tries to find Elton Johns Wig with a chip pass.
4 : 13.53 {rBP} - Salt Lake Cities upset the marking attempt by Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 13.58 {lFP} - Salt Lake Cities has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 14.02 {lFP} - Salt Lake Cities slams the ball at goal.
4 : 14.06 {lFP} - What a goal from Salt Lake Cities.
Carlton Blues : 12.7.79
Sweet FA : 10.12.72
AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
Rich (BB code):CAR SENIORS Vs SFA SENIORS CAR 3 2 7 3 11 5 13 8 86 SFA 2 1 7 8 9 9 12 12 84 CAR HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt SFA HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt BlueGum 0 8 2 9 1 0 0 0 0 52 Elton John 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 8 ferrisb 0 4 4 2 0 0 0 0 0 28 spookism 0 4 1 5 1 2 0 0 0 31 ShanDog 0 6 1 1 0 1 2 3 3 39 Headless 0 8 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 36 OnceWeWere 0 8 10 7 0 1 0 0 0 69 serial_thr 0 7 5 10 2 1 0 0 0 65 T2B_ 0 9 4 10 1 0 2 0 0 57 Barrybran 0 7 2 4 0 0 2 0 0 29 Gethelred 0 10 7 11 0 0 1 0 0 70 TedDougChr 0 5 3 3 2 0 0 0 0 38 Arr0w 0 8 6 7 0 1 3 0 2 50 Loonerty 0 15 6 13 3 0 1 0 0 98 The Old Da 0 11 6 4 0 0 2 0 0 53 The Filth 0 16 6 12 1 0 0 3 0 112 Jeremias 0 12 9 6 4 1 3 2 0 95 Test Tickl 0 12 1 7 0 1 0 0 0 54 Daddad Dav 0 4 5 7 1 0 0 0 1 46 Tonga Bob 0 6 6 9 1 0 0 2 1 71 ESKIE 0 2 0 3 0 1 0 1 0 19 TheInjuryF 0 3 3 8 4 1 0 0 0 51 gab213 0 9 3 6 4 0 2 1 2 66 philreich 0 8 7 6 1 0 1 2 1 71 Metalcrush 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 13 Proper Gan 9 9 0 8 2 1 0 1 2 69 BLUEALLTHR 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 GWS Goose 0 5 0 0 2 0 0 1 4 33 Salt Lake 0 3 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 23 Sab22 0 3 1 1 1 0 0 1 2 26 RobR 14 8 0 13 6 0 0 1 0 94 ClarkeM 5 6 0 4 5 3 0 0 0 54 HBF 0 10 0 10 5 0 0 2 0 82 Agent93 0 13 0 14 6 4 1 1 0 98 myblueroan 0 11 0 6 4 1 0 0 0 62 NaturalDis 0 8 0 5 8 3 1 1 0 72 MrsEddieBe 0 2 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 21 Mobbs 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 11 Jabba73 0 4 4 4 1 0 1 0 0 33 Tigerturbu 0 1 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 11
What is the Sweet FA?
The Sweet Football Association is a board on BigFooty. 12 teams, which originally began mostly as club board representative teams but have long since hybridised and merged into teams of mixed loyalties, play two 16/17 game seasons every year, followed by finals, team and league awards presentations and much fun and banter. AFL allegiances are left at the door; people from different origins work together harmoniously - Port/Adelaide supporters, Fremantle/West Coast supporters, Collingwood/Carlton fans - they work and play together, and many people put in amazing efforts to keep the board entertained. It's all about fun and banter, based on the SFA team you play for, not the AFL team you support. The Sweet FA began in 2001, and has now been running for 29 seasons. There is much history, and career stats are a treasured source of banter.
WHO ARE THE SWEET FA CLUBS?
What do you need to do?
Simply sign up to represent the Collingwood Board by saying "in" or some other form of acceptance in this thread. You don't need to do anything else, although the attraction about the game is bantering with the opposition team in the lead-up to the game: things like "You're the worst CHF in the history of Qooty"; "I'm gonna run through you so hard, they'll need a spatula to pick you up" etc. Skills like posting gifs and memes are also attractive; basically, it's all about having fun and interacting with people from other boards in a friendly manner on neutral terms.
Who will be your opposition?
Some of Sweet FA's finest Qootiers will take the field alongside you. Collingwood fans and Sweet FA long-timers, Tarkyn_24, Pie 4 Life and a few others will all be around to help answer any questions you might have.
People from all club boards come together, in a world where AFL rivalries don't exist, and we comprise 12 fantasy teams who play 2 seasons/year for glory and badges.
Past games vs Collingwood board:
Game Day - Qooty Tour of BigFooty - SFA v Collingwood Picas. What's Qooty? Come find out! LIVE MATCH THREAD
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. My name is ClarkeM and I'm the promoting manager of the Qooty Tour of BigFooty. That's right, QOOTY. Ever heard of it? Created by Mobbenfuhrer decades ago, Qooty is a football text-based simulator where you can create leagues and teams full of whichever...
www.bigfooty.com
So if you want to have a game of Qooty against a representative side from the Sweet FA who will show you how it's played, then put your name down and we will answer any questions that you have for us!
Collingwood Board team:
1. ClarkeM
2. Temploar
3. Tarkyn_24
4. beez
5. Pie 4 Life
6. FireKrakouer
7. barrackers
8. AnzacDay
9. Ulahoopski
10. Mooresome
11. Kawenda
12. The Sherriff
13. Spuddd
14. Maggie5
15. OniAu
16. Vicky Park
17. Leviathan Pie
18. bringoutthegimp
19. Matt_352
20. Raveneyes
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