Banter Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - play for the Melbourne board! Game over, but join the Sweet FA!

[Dingster]

Ben Brown

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Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

unsighted.

 

[Toump Ass]

More like Das Snöoze, amirite?

No, you are wrong.

It's more like Das Höot. One of the greatest war films ever. Brilliant.

 

[Chipmunk]

So your plan to beat the SFA team is to get Chipmunk drunk?

Since I’m #INT2, this will be an accurate picture of the game.

 

[Senor M]

Ben Brown unsighted.

He’s too busy doing an UberEATS commercial with Matthew Richardson

 

[Headless]

Since I’m #INT2, this will be an accurate picture of the game.

INT2 is the most important position and you know it.

 

[Zoops]

So your plan to beat the SFA team is to get Chipmunk drunk?

I was the rookie last season, I don't think it's my shout anymore.

 

[Dingster]

He’s too busy doing an UberEATS commercial with Matthew Richardson

Retired footballers association.

 

[Proper Gander]

Ben Brown unsighted.

Finding form in the VFL, mate. Spots are hard to get in a Melbourne outfit

 

[Chipmunk]

I was the rookie last season, I don't think it's my shout anymore.

You’ll find out soon who never pays for drinks at the club. I would say, but she’ll exact revenge.

 

[Pickitt]

Alright lads don't worry, we have a solid team and as the captain I think it's time I step up as a leader

 

[Senor M]

Alright lads don't worry, we have a solid team and as the captain I think it's time I step up as a leader

From class captain to SFA captain in one day—- big future here for Pickitt

 

[Pickitt]

From class captain to SFA captain in one day—- big future here for Pickitt

Well actually... Never mind I was class captain

 

[Tonga Bob]

No, you are wrong.

It's more like Das Höot. One of the greatest war films ever. Brilliant.

You need a packed lunch and a team of dogs to watch it though.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

It sure is

No, you are wrong.

It's more like Das Höot. One of the greatest war films ever. Brilliant.

It sure is a hoot of a film Toump Ass, but do you mean Das Boot?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Alright lads don't worry, we have a solid team and as the captain I think it's time I step up as a leader

 

[Tonga Bob]

Anyhoo flogs, it’s Friday night and you know what that means??

STUDIO AUDIENCE: [wearily] WHAT’S. BOB. DRINKING. NOW?


10% dessert stout from SE Melbourne. Goes well with caramel popcorn.

 

[Pickitt]

this is what you can expect from me as your coach

 

[Marlowe]

Melbourne board team as it stands:

B: Jake Lever - Grimesy87 - Marlowe
HB: Zoops - ImissFrosty (vc) - Christian Salem
C: Toump Ass - Bluelegs - TheCount
HF: FootyGuy13 - Dancing Potato - Christian Petracca
F: Pickitt (c) - TheDarkDwarf - 00Stinger
FOLL: Dory_77 - Crimson Azure - schmuttt
INT: Proper Gander - Headless

The closest I'll get to playing for the Demons.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Sweet FA XX v Melbourne Demons

B: Muddiemoose - Tonga Bob - A Swallow
HB: Antonio BlueVein - Mister M - Dingster
C: PMBangers - manangatang - Bastyy
HF: Mozzie19 - The Filth Wizard - Loonerty
F: serial_thrilla - Barrybran - philreich

FOLL: Kilroy - omgfridge - TheInjuryFactory

INT: Catsnlakers - Chipmunk​

Forward pocket? What even is this?

 

[serial_thrilla]

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Watch out TheInjuryFactory - he's got a knife!!

 

[Kilroy]

Pickitt and I as C and VC has serious Trengrove/Grimes captain vibes.

Grimesy87 thoughts?

You ever seen an actual potato pull on a guernsey and roll onto the field?

Barry Brooks at the Saints in 2002.

Love it

Yep. Andrew Lovett not playing at the Saints AT ALL in 2009 is right up there.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Watch out TheInjuryFactory - he's got a knife!!

[the ghost of AceAndy likes this post]

 

[Kilroy]

Anyhoo flogs, it’s Friday night and you know what that means??

STUDIO AUDIENCE: [wearily] WHAT’S. BOB. DRINKING. NOW?

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10% dessert stout from SE Melbourne. Goes well with caramel popcorn.

So is it breakfast or dessert?

And come to think of it, popcorn might make a delicious breakfast.

 

[Dingster]

Finding form in the VFL, mate. Spots are hard to get in a Melbourne outfit

Prefer stripes?

 

[Tonga Bob]

So is it breakfast or dessert?

And come to think of it, popcorn might make a delicious breakfast.

Yes.