Competition Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League (SPAM FL)

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Reardo 's wished to never play finals, torn asunder to the greatest degree!

You know this is all perspective,
Wanting what the others have.
This attitude is defective,
Why work when you can just scav.

Down here it's a perm vacation,
No need to be keeping score.
Freedom from all expectations,
Who could want for something more?

Roys FFC. Roys FFC!
It doesn't matter which end of the ladder, simple you see!
Up near the top you have to play,
As though it matters in some way.
Sorry, downvoting this call for bignoting
Roys FFC!

Down here there's a vibe that's happy,
There's no stress from long-term goals.
It's fine if your form is crappy.
We just do it for the LOLs.

But if you are seeking pennants,
Stop now before it's too late.
Lest you join the other tenants,
In threads in which stuff gets rate
d.

Roys FFC. Roys FFC!
Unclench your meatus, let others beat us, you'll remain free.
Lean on the fence and read a book, laugh at the whiners when they sook.
Don't pursue medals, like statwhore chattals,
Roys FFC! {Roys FFC}
Roys FFC! {Roys FFC}
There's time to think here, chudshakes to drink here, take it easy!
{Take it easy-sy-sy}
Just nod to everything they say,
Expansion, mergers, pseudo-trades.
No need to fear it, if you're not near it,
Roys FFC!

Roys FFC. Roys FFC!
Ignore the goading, here its worth noting the cameraderie!
When the home-aways are done, look out it's Vegas here we come.
It's much more stable down under the table,
Roys FFC!

Roys FFC. Roys FFC!
Who says we shouldn't collect all the wooden-type cutlery!
Who'd want to risk sudden death shame, when we've got pants and Fred to blame.
Park your arse gloating for achieving nothing, Roys FFC!
Having a blast here, finishing last here, Roys FFC!
Give you the mail, we're happy to fail here,
Hide in the sewer and become a ruour,
Wanna be stuck here, don't give a **** here,
Roys FFC!
 
JoshWoodenSpoon said:
Match-Ups
('Davis Bertans.', 'Son of Stoods.'); 0 to 85; In an enthralling match up, Son of Stoods. has prevailed over Davis Bertans.
('Josh Giddey.', 'TedDougChris'); 0 to 114; In a tough battle, Josh Giddey. and TedDougChris were more or less evenly matched.
('Luguentz Dort.', 'harambe.'); 0 to 108; In an enthralling match up, Luguentz Dort. has prevailed over harambe.
('Isaiah Joe.', 'Dr Zaius.'); 0 to 93; No ambiguity on who won this matchup, Dr Zaius. well and truly has Isaiah Joe.'s measure.
('Tre Mann.', 'King Kong.'); 0 to 29; In an enthralling match up, King Kong. has prevailed over Tre Mann.
('Olivier Sarr.', 'killer'); 0 to 114; In a tough battle, Olivier Sarr. and killer were more or less evenly matched.
('TyTy Washington Jr.', 'Sun Wukong.'); 0 to 114; In an enthralling match up, Sun Wukong. has prevailed over TyTy Washington Jr.
('Cason Wallace.', 'Slax'); 0 to 23; In an enthralling match up, Cason Wallace. has prevailed over Slax
('Jack White.', 'lioness'); 0 to 13; In a tough battle, Jack White. and lioness were more or less evenly matched.
('Jaylin Williams.', 'Roylion'); 0 to 76; In a tough battle, Jaylin Williams. and Roylion were more or less evenly matched.
('Jalen Williams.', 'Mobbs'); 0 to 35; In a tough battle, Jalen Williams. and Mobbs were more or less evenly matched.
('Kenrich Williams.', 'Ptizzle'); 0 to 11; In a tough battle, Kenrich Williams. and Ptizzle were more or less evenly matched.
('KJ Williams.', 'Mojo Jojo.'); 0 to 29; In a tough battle, KJ Williams. and Mojo Jojo. were more or less evenly matched.
('tigland', 'Reardo'); 0 to 114; No ambiguity on who won this matchup, tigland well and truly has Reardo's measure.
('Chet Holmgren.', 'FitzroyRamone'); 0 to 54; In an enthralling match up, Chet Holmgren. has prevailed over FitzroyRamone
('NaturalDumbarse.', 'Sterge'); 0 to 7; In an enthralling match up, Sterge has prevailed over NaturalDumbarse.
('Ousmane Dieng.', 'Allikat'); 0 to 114; In a tough battle, Ousmane Dieng. and Allikat were more or less evenly matched.
('Stevi_Tigers', 'Kabanna'); 0 to 13; In a tough battle, Stevi_Tigers and Kabanna were more or less evenly matched.
('Ousmane Dieng.', 'RU_'); 0 to 19; In an enthralling match up, RU_ has prevailed over Ousmane Dieng.
('NaturalDumbarse.', 'Allikat'); 7 to 43; In an enthralling match up, Allikat has prevailed over NaturalDumbarse.
('Edmund Hunt', 'Ptizzle'); 11 to 114; In a tough battle, Edmund Hunt and Ptizzle were more or less evenly matched.
('Stevi_Tigers', 'Sterge'); 13 to 106; No ambiguity on who won this matchup, Sterge well and truly has Stevi_Tigers's measure.
('Jack White.', 'Chezzalenko Reborn'); 13 to 21; In a tough battle, Jack White. and Chezzalenko Reborn were more or less evenly matched.
('Ousmane Dieng.', 'lioness'); 19 to 114; In an enthralling match up, Ousmane Dieng. has prevailed over lioness
('Jack White.', 'RU_'); 21 to 114; In a tough battle, Jack White. and RU_ were more or less evenly matched.
('Cason Wallace.', 'Kabanna'); 23 to 114; In an enthralling match up, Cason Wallace. has prevailed over Kabanna
('Keyontae Johnson.', 'Mojo Jojo.'); 29 to 114; In an enthralling match up, Keyontae Johnson. has prevailed over Mojo Jojo.
('KJ Williams.', 'King Kong.'); 29 to 114; In a tough battle, KJ Williams. and King Kong. were more or less evenly matched.
('Jalen Williams.', 'Slax'); 35 to 64; In an enthralling match up, Slax has prevailed over Jalen Williams.
('Tre Mann.', 'Allikat'); 43 to 114; In an enthralling match up, Allikat has prevailed over Tre Mann.
('Kenrich Williams.', 'FitzroyRamone'); 54 to 114; In a tough battle, Kenrich Williams. and FitzroyRamone were more or less evenly matched.
('Chet Holmgren.', 'Slax'); 64 to 69; In a tough battle, Chet Holmgren. and Slax were more or less evenly matched.
('Chet Holmgren.', 'Chezzalenko Reborn'); 69 to 114; In a tough battle, Chet Holmgren. and Chezzalenko Reborn were more or less evenly matched.
('NaturalDumbarse.', 'Roylion'); 76 to 113; In an enthralling match up, NaturalDumbarse. has prevailed over Roylion
('Davis Bertans.', 'Slax'); 85 to 114; In a tough battle, Davis Bertans. and Slax were more or less evenly matched.
('Isaiah Joe.', 'Son of Stoods.'); 93 to 114; In a tough battle, Isaiah Joe. and Son of Stoods. were more or less evenly matched.
('Stevi_Tigers', 'Mobbs'); 106 to 114; In a tough battle, Stevi_Tigers and Mobbs were more or less evenly matched.
('Jalen Williams.', 'harambe.'); 108 to 114; In a tough battle, Jalen Williams. and harambe. were more or less evenly matched.
('Luguentz Dort.', 'Roylion'); 113 to 114; In a tough battle, Luguentz Dort. and Roylion were more or less evenly matched.
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Channelling a great Blair Witch Project quote: "what is that? WHAT THE **** IS THAT?"
 

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Mobbs said:
there is no venue info here
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Kennedy Parker said:
FINALS WEEK 3 RESULTS

Headlines:
  • Tittybong Thunder beat Isotopes in a boilover to book grand final spot
  • The R.O.I smash the Bandits at Renown Park

Preliminary Final 1: Las Vegas Isotopes 10.8.68 wdb Tittybong Thunder 11.16.82 @ Stadium in the Sky
Preliminary Final 2: The R.O.I 19.16.130 d Baghdad Bandits 10.16.76 @ Renown Park


Grand Final

Grand Final: Tittybong Thunder v The R.O.I @ Stadium in the Sky @ Municipal Park
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Is at Municipal Park so on the same wavelength there
 
Just file the premiership away like any other random nondescript pointless waste of time!

Oh speaking of filing away random nondescript pointless wastes of time:
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Welcome to Go Away We've Already Forgotten About You House!

Right between NaturalDisaster and Hate :)
 

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Belated congratulations to Mobbs on winning yet another grand final. FFS!!!

On a serious note, a massive thanks to JoshWoodenSpoon for doing the heavy lifting and the massive commitment on each weekend to sim games and post. This concept does not happen without him. 👏

Thanks to those who actually engaged in this competition including Headless, DragoDelph with the inventive little tour early in the season, serial_thrilla, PhenomenalV1, TheInjuryFactory, Tonga Bob, Ocha905, AnUltimateRessie, tony and the entire Las Vegas Bears team.

Who really knows if there will be another SPAM FL in future seasons but hopefully for some of you all this would have been an enjoyable little experiment during S36.
 
Kennedy Parker said:
Belated congratulations to Mobbs on winning yet another grand final. FFS!!!

On a serious note, a massive thanks to JoshWoodenSpoon for doing the heavy lifting and the massive commitment on each weekend to sim games and post. This concept does not happen without him. 👏

Thanks to those who actually engaged in this competition including Headless, DragoDelph with the inventive little tour early in the season, serial_thrilla, PhenomenalV1, TheInjuryFactory, Tonga Bob, Ocha905, AnUltimateRessie, tony and the entire Las Vegas Bears team.

Who really knows if there will be another SPAM FL in future seasons but hopefully for some of you all this would have been an enjoyable little experiment during S36.
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JWS was in my beez votes for this league and was robbed of a top 20!!

Even though the league was a little rough around the edges, it was awesome and embodies what I love about reserves leagues around the country, a bunch of folks putting hard work into something they are passionate about. Yourself and JoshWoodenSpoon was that in spoonful's and even though most of those that were 'playing' aren't around anymore, it counts for those that recruited them into the league initially and those that were once active and put work into the SFA as a whole.

I hope the reserves league returns next season, I'll definitely be pushing for it and try to make sure the Wonders buy into it a bit more.

Thanks again legends.
 
Mobbs said:
To be fair I think that's true for most of us ;)

But I think your Qooty career highlight is still the day Sterge got dragged for you and while we got smashed you ran out and won the ruck with zero prep.

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Tis amazing what a few beers and listening to 'This is the Moment' by ANthony Warlow can do on match day!
 
Elton Johns Wig Will this be happening again this season?, after everything that was done last season to get this up and running it would be a shame just to allow it to sink into the abyss.
 
gab213 said:
Elton Johns Wig Will this be happening again this season?, after everything that was done last season to get this up and running it would be a shame just to allow it to sink into the abyss.
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:eyes:
 
gab213 said:
I know that you were the main person associated with this last season
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You're damn right! I run this joint! Everything good comes though me!


gab213 said:
Should I be asking you instead?
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Please no I'll do anything.
















Including run this treasured competition, SPAM FL is BACK for Season 2 baby!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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