Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Spitta09]

More tears from the *essendon flogs after the 40 man AA squad was released. Most sooking about no Hibberd - he was good in the 1st half terrible in the 2nd half and dumb footballers should be no where near the AA squad.



Dumb footballers are dumb. But if you ever here this Frankston bogan speak you will quickly pick up that he is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. Actually he should no longer be part of society and be living in a prison.

I would argue that mullet has had as good a year as hibberd

 

[Higgins2Waite]

It probably won't happen but I'd love it if ASADA said, "We have enough evidence to believe that some of your players took banned substances. Unfortunately due to your lax record keeping we cannot ascertain which ones. Since this is not a criminal matter with a burden of proof to be beyond all reasonable doubt, we're putting it on you to provide us with evidence to show conclusively which players did not receive banned substances and everyone else will get infractions."

Bang on!!!

 

[Wild Bill]

I would argue that mullet has had as good a year as hibberd

Agree - Mullett attacks as well.

 

[Gasometer]

217K views of this thread...is this the most viewed thread on BF?

 

[Jimms]

217K views of this thread...is this the most viewed thread on BF?

the essendon one cracked 1mil

 

[Engimal]

217K views of this thread...is this the most viewed thread on BF?

More views than the main board rules.

 

[Mr Reliable]

It probably won't happen but I'd love it if ASADA said, "We have enough evidence to believe that some of your players took banned substances. Unfortunately due to your lax record keeping we cannot ascertain which ones. Since this is not a criminal matter with a burden of proof to be beyond all reasonable doubt, we're putting it on you to provide us with evidence to show conclusively which players did not receive banned substances and everyone else will get infractions."

This makes too much sense and has too much integrity to ever happen in an AFL-inhabited world.

My conspiracy theory is that the AFL has done a deal with ASADA to punish the *club on governance and then stamp out performance enhancing drugs and supplements across all clubs in exchange for no infractions this time.

This explains why Demetriou, Gilligan, the Watsons, *hird, McVeigh are all so smug about the matter now being at an end.

 

[HomerLeGrande]

Lol Jab lucky we're more accepting over here

 

[Jab]

Lol Jab lucky we're more accepting over here

You're a much better bunch over here, I'm fortunate that you've all been so loving and kind to me. I miss this place, no one has tagged me in ages

 

[Twinkletoes]

You're a much better bunch over here, I'm fortunate that you've all been so loving and kind to me. I miss this place, no one has tagged me in ages

Done Jab, and tagged.

 

[Horace]

You're a much better bunch over here, I'm fortunate that you've all been so loving and kind to me. I miss this place, no one has tagged me in ages

Jab, its easy. Make the change to the might Royal Blue and White. We know you really want to.

We'll readily accept you and even let you be a mod. Well, make that an assistant mod to Twinkletoes, who might appreciate a chop out every now and again.

More importantly join up as a NMFC member and enjoy the magnificent ride ahead. You won't regret it.

 

[Jab]

Jab, its easy. Make the change to the might Royal Blue and White. We know you really want to.

We'll readily accept you and even let you be a mod. Well, make that an assistant mod to Twinkletoes, who might appreciate a chop out every now and again.

More importantly join up as a NMFC member and enjoy the magnificent ride ahead. You won't regret it.

Where do I sign? Can I keep my full mod pay, or do I have to take a pay cut?

 

[Wild Bill]

Where do I sign? Can I keep my full mod pay, or do I have to take a pay cut?

You get more for leaving that filthy team behind. You are the minnows of big footy.

 

[Jab]

You get more for leaving that filthy team behind. You are the minnows of big footy.

I'm happy to see that you'll embrace me, you're too kind I'll have a chat with admin and see what we can negotiate. If I get stuck I'll give the master negotiator, Paul Little a call. He plays hardball

 

[Only Forwards]

Jab How much do you like being tagged in the thread?

I have an idea for a game we could see if it catches on.

not sure how much you would want to play

 

[Jab]

Jab How much do you like being tagged in the thread?

I have an idea for a game we could see if it catches on.

not sure how much you would want to play

I'm happy to play, how much I reply just depends on time and work. Just about all the guys here have been pretty good to me. What's the game?

 

[Only Forwards]

I'm happy to play, how much I reply just depends on time and work. Just about all the guys here have been pretty good to me. What's the game?

As with the *

Any post in this thread should now be accompanied by......

Jab

 

[Only Forwards]

I could also retro fit this in my spare time.

Jab

 

[Only Forwards]

thoughts Jab ?

 

[Jab]

I can already feel the love!

 

[Only Forwards]

it'll be the gift that keeps on giving.

Wait until the ASADA findings

Jab

every post.....

 

[Wild Bill]

I'm happy to play, how much I reply just depends on time and work. Just about all the guys here have been pretty good to me. What's the game?

Are you a GSP fan or are you mocking him because he got beat up?

 

[HomerLeGrande]

Where do I sign? Can I keep my full mod pay, or do I have to take a pay cut?

You can still use your mod status to pick up chicks.

 

[Jab]

Are you a GSP fan or are you mocking him because he got beat up?

I'm a GSP fan. This pic was from after his fight with Condit, which he won. He comes to the post fight press conference in a suit and a bag of ice. What a stud!

 

[Only Forwards]

Are you a GSP fan or are you mocking him because he got beat up?

Wild Bill this is your first and only warning that your post is missing something

Jab