Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[barnrokn]

pretty sure everyone is laughing at both our clubs rofl.

the only difference between you and us is a healthy balance sheet.

And the systematic Doping program

 

[amaz199]

 

[Caracas]

pretty sure everyone is laughing at both our clubs rofl.

the only difference between you and us is a healthy balance sheet.

Is Essendon’s balance sheet not healthy?


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[The Nostradamus]

We’ve forced them to maybe payout a contracted coach

 

[The acurate one]

As long as dodo survives I’m golden.

Clarko can’t win without players. Dodo can’t pick decent players.

Bullshit Dododildo is doing a fine job

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Dodoro knows where the dead bodies are, no way he will ever get moved on.

As for the * fans, they consistently say there is no rivalry, yes I received text after text yesterday from friends who support them telling me how good it will be if they get him mainly due to us not being able to

 

[LittleSizzle]

I grew up in the 90s. All my Christmases came at once when Carlton beat the dons in the Prelim. Have no sympathy for the Dons as a team. I do feel for the individuals though.

 

[Wild Bill]

How does rutten have any dignity left?

Reminds me of this guy - all of the *ess board/players and fans showing Clarko "the love" while he sits and watches and can do nothing about it......

 

[LittleSizzle]

How does rutten have any dignity left?

Reminds me of this guy - all of the *ess board/players and fans showing Clarko "the love" while he sits and watches and can do nothing about it......

Rutten is asking if he can come out of the bus he was just run over in.

 

[Wild Bill]

"Bombers skipper Dyson Heppell has spoken to the media on a day of turmoil for Essendon, throwing his support behind embattled coach Ben Rutten

Ben Rutten

Age

41

Ht

190cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.4

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

7.0

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.0

3star

."


Of course this squib is going to support a coach that keeps playing him when he should have been retired 2 years ago.

Clarko goes from having Hodge as skipper to shortsteppell!!! *dyson is praying rutten stays.

 

[Hojuman]

Just leave this here.....
6555 days.......

 

[amaz199]

I hope they keep playing Heppell so commentators can say someshit like "Dyson Heppell on his traditional left foot" as he misses yet another target.

 

[Samsquanch]

I hope they keep playing Heppell so commentators can say someshit like "Dyson Heppell with his two left feet" as he misses yet another target.

FIFY

 

[Andronicus]

I received text after text yesterday from friends

I call BS.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I call BS.

You're obviously not one of his friends, so how could you possibly know?

 

[Uncle_Leo]

I call BS.

I have a supportive network of people around me

Something I hope Ben Rutten currently has.

 

[Andronicus]

You're obviously not one of his friends, so how could you possibly know?

Thanks serious Sam.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Thanks serious Sam.

That witty reply makes me sad.

 

[barnrokn]

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Decent * Poster on YouTube.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Can't read the story, bit I just love the headline.

 

[Wild Bill]

Pure gold!!!!!

 

[DapperDon]

Pure gold!!!!!

What an awesome last 10 years!

Geelong are jealous I bet

 

[Wild Bill]

Heppell - Flirted with elite, but not for long. Has been a solid player for a long time. He's been offered a year, and I'd be happy if he stayed. Having said that, if someone has offered him coin and security, can't blame him.
Francis - Yeah gone. Shame, all the talent in the world.
Phillips - Kidding. Is quality. The fact he's holding Bryan out of the team (who is going to be a ten year ruckman, unlikely to be with us for the long haul) says a lot. Every club needs 3-4 rucks on their list, he's value.
Ham - Gone.
Cutler - Gone.
Smith - Will be there in 2023. Let's not forget he's two years removed from being the best tackler in the game. He'd want to have an impact in early 23 though.
Hird - Unlikely to make it I'd say, particularly with the Davey twins inbound. Category B rookie though if memory served - hardly a list clog.
Waterman - Hmmm... surprised we haven't played him more. Not a star by any stretch, but certainly not a list clogger. I'd say he's looking unlikely.
Hurley - Please.
Wanganeen - Not worth a list spot? Come on - absolutely deserves next year.
Kelly - Would deadset be your best halfback.

smith - gone
hurley (another that will be remembered as a drug cheat) - gone

Looking like i will have good strike rate as to who will be given the flick!!

 

[Samsquanch]

That part where Nicholson turned to Halftimehero and said he needed to be out doing the things a young man would do, and it panned to Dapper and Boncer giggling like six year olds cracked me up.