Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[shinboner magic]

*ing lol

Yeah scotts fits like a glove

 

[Danni_Benson]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

Let’s be honest what choice did you have lol

 

[Roosurgence]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

Come back in a couple of years when he has sucked the life out of your football club and you realise you were sold a lemon.

You will wish the greatest monster of all time in Hitler was your coach by that time.

 

[Dan]

It’s because of s**t like this, says Scott is the front runner, then 10 days later Yze has been offered the job. Then after Scott is appointed replies to his Yze tweet saying he didn’t get the job because of the Hawthorn saga, how convenient!View attachment 1521722View attachment 1521724

Is it not possible that he’s right about that? It does kinda make sense with Hawthorn stuff that’s happening.

 

[shinboner magic]

How are they taking it at needle park

 

[El Triggso]

Maybe we can trade him to *

Brad and Sugar reunited

RFA? Brad might get us better picks at * than the AFL…

 

[franjon]

You can just imagine the first chat with Jake Stringer…….. Brad: Jake have you thought about your property portfolio? Jake: I have thought about investing in a business where the local school kids hang out.

Actually the response will be "wot?"

 

[benbanjo]

Property in tulla about to start selling like hot cakes.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

In other words, in 2026 he'll be getting $900k to sit on his arse doing nothing.

So pretty much what he was doing in his last few years at North.

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

Actually the response will be "wot?"

You can just imagine the first chat with Jake Stringer…….. Brad: Jake have you thought about your property portfolio? Jake: I have thought about investing in a business where the local school kids hang out.

Jake: Bard mate, you lost me at "thought".

 

[1975]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

One of our clubs was convicted of cheating by injecting young men with a systematic regime of experimental drugs which happens to be the biggest sporting disgrace that this country has seen. Now can you guess who that might have been? That right! Essendon but for the moment you can’t be accused of being racist, you stuck the needles repeatedly in all the kids with completely equal enthusiasm.

That stink will never ever wash off.

 

[Wild Bill]

Lol - last man standing. Bad Scott!!!!

 

[koshari]

Good luck to Brad he's gonna need it dealing with those personalities. Will be constantly checking for knives in his back.

He'll make them competitive, but he'll also keep a lot of duds and list cloggers longer than they need to be.

Prolly depends on how much say the dodo still has.

 

[koshari]

Oh Man, now I gotta go a delete a whole bunch of posts from his North days.

#standbybrad

Keep a copy of them because you will be re instating them soon enough.

 

[nut]

Hopefully he doesn’t kick security guards in the back again in Tassie.

 

[My Left Foote]

Is it not possible that he’s right about that? It does kinda make sense with Hawthorn stuff that’s happening.

Why don’t you ask Sam on Twitter to explain the timeline;
12/9 Scott is the front runner
What happened between these two dates?
21/9 Essendon offer Yze the job*
29/9 Scott is appointed
29/9 (After Scott is appointed) Yze missed out because of the Hawthorn saga

*Now here’s the key piece of information, the Hawthorn saga breaks early that morning like 6.00am but according to old mate Sam despite that * offer Yze the job sometime that day because he Tweets that at 9.11pm that night.

If what he’s saying is true why would * offer him the job? The Hawthorn saga blew up so quickly literally a couple of hours before it was everywhere. Surely any competent organisation, even a train wreck like *, wouldn’t then proceed to offer an assistant coach, who was employed at the time, their senior coaching role? Surely they say let’s wait a few days to see how this plays out before we press go? But no * go ahead and offer him the job. Makes no sense whatsoever.

If his intel is that good why didn’t Sam Tweet, before Scott was appointed; Is it true Adam Yze hasn’t gotten the Essendon coaching job because of the Hawthorn saga? All very convenient to claim that after the fact

I’ve said it before, he clearly gets some good info but he’s very hit and miss, he’s happy to claim the ones he gets right but doesn’t acknowledge the ones he gets wrong. Has a great career in journalism!

 

[Cyber_punk]

How are they taking it at needle park

They seem quite split on it on reddit compared to on here.

This was unironically posted on their board:

******* stoked. If not Ross he was the man I wanted. Finally no more cryptic press conferences, no more smooth ride for players!

I'm guessing they don't know about the 'every player owning his own home' priority from Brad. He's give them some wins but while doing it is gonna clog their list up worse than a toilet at a steakhouse.

 

[Dan]

Why don’t you ask Sam on Twitter to explain the timeline;
12/9 Scott is the front runner
What happened between these two dates?
21/9 Essendon offer Yze the job*
29/9 Scott is appointed
29/9 (After Scott is appointed) Yze missed out because of the Hawthorn saga

*Now here’s the key piece of information, the Hawthorn saga breaks early that morning like 6.00am but according to old mate Sam despite that * offer Yze the job sometime that day because he Tweets that at 9.11pm that night.

If what he’s saying is true why would * offer him the job? The Hawthorn saga blew up so quickly literally a couple of hours before it was everywhere. Surely any competent organisation, even a train wreck like *, wouldn’t then proceed to offer an assistant coach, who was employed at the time, their senior coaching role? Surely they say let’s wait a few days to see how this plays out before we press go? But no * go ahead and offer him the job. Makes no sense whatsoever.

If his intel is that good why didn’t Sam Tweet, before Scott was appointed; Is it true Adam Yze hasn’t gotten the Essendon coaching job because of the Hawthorn saga? All very convenient to claim that after the fact

I’ve said it before, he clearly gets some good info but he’s very hit and miss, he’s happy to claim the ones he gets right but doesn’t acknowledge the ones he gets wrong.

There’s no need to be upset.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Nine hundred thousand Australian dollars per year. Nine hundred thousand of em. Absolutely blow me down with a feather. **** me sideways

 

[DesertRoo]

Nine hundred thousand Australian dollars per year. Nine hundred thousand of em. Absolutely blow me down with a feather. **** me sideways

Recon he’s getting paid more then Clarko.

 

[big_e]

There’s no need to be upset.

You're literally the only guy upset that he's been proven wrong yet again.

 

[discodaddy]

The only thing that could top this corruption from the afl would be that we find out tomorrow that * have been granted an end of first round priority pick. Amusingly, it turns out that Brad hit send on that particular email before logging off for the last time and grinned from ear to stupid ear as he walked to his car with his box of office knickknacks (mostly cat photos).

The statement from the afl would include the phrase “to ensure the integrity of the competition”.

 

[shinboner magic]

They seem quite split on it on reddit compared to on here.

This was unironically posted on their board:



I'm guessing they don't know about the 'every player owning his own home' priority from Brad. He's give them some wins but while doing it is gonna clog their list up worse than a toilet at a steakhouse.

They don’t know that bard plays his favs
Dev smith would of been a scotts type of player

 

[Dan]

You're literally the only guy happy that he's been proven correct yet again.

efa

Relax...it's ok.

 

[TheKanga]

Honestly Brad Scott wasn't a bad coach for us.
Those finals during 2014-2015 were great times.
Definitely an upgrade on Rutten and going with Yze would just be another Rutten 2.0.