Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

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yeah 5th season in bottom 2 and your talking flags.

Better than i could ever do.

What a classic

never seen someone troll themselves before. Grab the popcorn for this guy

FFS Hird, DY could shit on his floor, grab a piece of paper and use his turd as ink, then take a pic and upload it onto BF and it would be less embarrassing than the below pic...





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what was he thinking, was he hoicked up on the good stuff.
 
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yeah 5th season in bottom 2 and your talking flags.

Better than i could ever do.

What a classic

never seen someone troll themselves before. Grab the popcorn for this guy
You bought Norths “best defender” for 1.2 million bananas. HAHAHAHA .. oi campaigner, he’s elite by hand .. for the opposition
 

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FFS Hird, DY could shit on his floor, grab a piece of paper and use his turd as ink, then take a pic and upload it onto BF and it would be less embarrassing than the below pic...





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what was he thinking, was he hoicked up on the good stuff.

you just don't understand fashion!
 
You bought Norths “best defender” for 1.2 million bananas. HAHAHAHA .. oi campaigner, he’s elite by hand .. for the opposition

he has had more wins with us in 20 rounds, than he did in 7 years with you :)
 
FFS Hird, DY could shit on his floor, grab a piece of paper and use his turd as ink, then take a pic and upload it onto BF and it would be less embarrassing than the below pic...





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what was he thinking, was he hoicked up on the good stuff.
Oi! I shit excellence..
 
He aint winning shit! He was kicked out of our club and you bought him up like a ****ing shiny victor mower at a garage sale

"kicked out"

lol

is that what you call not accepting the offer you put to him? You have probably been dumped before and said the breakup was mutual :)

I wasn't a big fan of signing McKay. but I'm sure he's happy he got a big pay day, and more wins this year than he's had in his entire career prior. He likely sleeps well.
 
"kicked out"

lol

is that what you call not accepting the offer you put to him?
You bought a tonne of sapago potatoes at premium price. We knee we had a potato.. we capitalised on him.

Would you rather Duursma (not your spud older brother) or would you rather ben fumble McKay?.. Gumbleton was a better player than mckay
 
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yeah 5th season in bottom 2 and your talking flags.

Better than i could ever do.

What a classic

never seen someone troll themselves before. Grab the popcorn for this guy
Yeah because that's what we want to achieve. We actually have goals in place that our club and it's members want to work towards.

Your coach keeps yapping about 'competitiveness' and '8 year plan' despite the fact you have one of the oldest lists in the AFL now and is about to finish in the exact same position.

Your club is a joke and needs a cleanout. But it won't happen because your administration has no balls. I called your demise way before the eventual capitulation by the way. Everyone knew that your team wasn't serious. Like all those years prior. 7200+ days and counting.

Everyone knows you're vulnerable and will feast on your embarrassing finish to the season. The issue with *Essendon is their ceiling is competitive but their floor is at the Earth's core. You let a depleted Adelaide on life support run over you. Or perhaps they were simply too good?

How many hopeless performances can you take before you realise it's just the way your team is?
 
Yeah because that's what we want to achieve. We actually have goals in place that our club and it's members want to work towards.

Your coach keeps yapping about 'competitiveness' and '8 year plan' despite the fact you have one of the oldest lists in the AFL now and is about to finish in the exact same position.

Your club is a joke and needs a cleanout. But it won't happen because your administration has no balls. I called your demise way before the eventual capitulation by the way. Everyone knew that your team wasn't serious. Like all those years prior. 7200+ days and counting.

Everyone knows you're vulnerable and will feast on your embarrassing finish to the season. The issue with *Essendon is their ceiling is competitive but their floor is at the Earth's core. You let a depleted Adelaide on life support run over you. Or perhaps they were simply too good?

How many hopeless performances can you take before you realise it's just the way your team is?
Don’t be a resultist!
 

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Yeah because that's what we want to achieve. We actually have goals in place that our club and it's members want to work towards.

Your coach keeps yapping about 'competitiveness' and '8 year plan' despite the fact you have one of the oldest lists in the AFL now and is about to finish in the exact same position.

Your club is a joke and needs a cleanout. But it won't happen because your administration has no balls. I called your demise way before the eventual capitulation by the way. Everyone knew that your team wasn't serious. Like all those years prior. 7200+ days and counting.

Everyone knows you're vulnerable and will feast on your embarrassing finish to the season. The issue with *Essendon is their ceiling is competitive but their floor is at the Earth's core. You let a depleted Adelaide on life support run over you. Or perhaps they were simply too good?

How many hopeless performances can you take before you realise it's just the way your team is?

How many bottom 2 finishes before you accept the same?
 
HirdsTheWord you campaigners are cooked for best on a decade. New club coming in, oi.. you lot are literally living North from 08 onwards. Ha! You’ll get more enjoyment from shoving barbed wire down ya dick hole 😂

ill let you know when we finish 5 years consecutively in the bottom 2.

oh wait.

what's it like? So i can prepare myself
 
How many bottom 2 finishes before you accept the same?
Go pay 1.2 million for defenders.. that has to be the biggest joke in afl trade history..

Thanks for that.. only one club could ever be that bat shit crazy..

Thats 10x worse than the polec trade. By the length of the nullarbor
 
ill let you know when we finish 5 years consecutively in the bottom 2.

oh wait.

what's it like? So i can prepare myself
Youve been drinking the brad scott cool aid.. not only did you campaigners pay 1.2 million for the shit twin.. you are also coached by the shit twin .. 5 years at least.

Matthew Nicks is a better coach.. id argue David King is a better coach
 
How many bottom 2 finishes before you accept the same?
Meh. Probably not many more but we ultimately understand it is a rough spot to be in. We certainly don't berate our players and throw scarves on the field. How petulant and embarrassing btw.

Our form since the bye has been a lot better so I would deadset back in my team to do a number on yours right now. Based on the pathetic effort against the Saints, you wouldn't be too confident.

How many mid-table finishes getting nowhere can you accept? Seems like your fans can't take much more. Isn't mid-table arguably worse? Can't get access to the best talent and have to top up again and again. You haven't bothered to counter any of my points and just gone for the lazy potshot.

Your club is an absolute mess. Needs a complete cleanout in terms of the list management and board level. Still the only organisation to desperately try and snatch a senior coach whilst they have one under current employment. What an embarrassment.
 
ill let you know when we finish 5 years consecutively in the bottom 2.

oh wait.

what's it like? So i can prepare myself
The funniest part about this, that’s your future after brads finished coaching, you’re going to have to strip the playing list bare and sit on the bottom of the ladder for a bit.

Mediocrity to pain
 
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Go pay 1.2 million for defenders.. that has to be the biggest joke in afl trade history..

Thanks for that.. only one club could ever be that bat shit crazy..

Thats 10x worse than the polec trade. By the length of the nullarbor

lol

bit rich coming from the club who took jared polec on 700k rofl.
 
Meh. Probably not many more but we ultimately understand it is a rough spot to be in. We certainly don't berate our players and throw scarves on the field. How petulant and embarrassing btw.

Our form since the bye has been a lot better so I would deadset back in my team to do a number on yours right now. Based on the pathetic effort against the Saints, you wouldn't be too confident.

How many mid-table finishes getting nowhere can you accept? Seems like your fans can't take much more. Isn't mid-table arguably worse? Can't get access to the best talent and have to top up again and again. You haven't bothered to counter any of my points and just gone for the lazy potshot.

Your club is an absolute mess. Needs a complete cleanout in terms of the list management and board level. Still the only organisation to desperately try and snatch a senior coach whilst they have one under current employment. What an embarrassment.

you might

but from this thread i dont really think alot of the rest do rofl .

You haven't beaten us in 7 years. You wouldn't back yourself to beat your VFL team rofl.

Maybe next year will be your year?
 
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Youve been drinking the brad scott cool aid.. not only did you campaigners pay 1.2 million for the shit twin.. you are also coached by the shit twin .. 5 years at least.

Matthew Nicks is a better coach.. id argue David King is a better coach

you understand McKays contract is all front-loaded right?

he is probably on what you paid polec as an AVG lol
 
ill let you know when we finish 5 years consecutively in the bottom 2.

oh wait.

what's it like? So i can prepare myself
Mate. We warned you.
Scott loves middle of the ladder stuff.
Truck wouldn’t stand for this shit. ****, even his game style was much more impressive than this.

Bringing in seniors and not developing your young talent.
This is our pedigree from 2010-2019.
Are you blind?
Obviously you weren’t paying much attention to North during your ‘golden era’.

You joke about Polec, but guess which dickhead wanted him after refusing to develop talent (or not knowing how) just so he could have more senior talented guys because he thought they could execute his game vision better.

Yep, that’s right. Your dickhead.

As it stands there were two different approaches.
No.1) North’s 2010 strategy under Scott. Never good enough, plug holes, don’t develop, fill gaps and hope for the best.

Or No. 2) Carlton’s.
Bottom out, high draft picks, build a sick core.

We’ve already tried option 1.
Now you guys are giving it a go.

We’re going down the other path.
 

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