Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 7,262 days since winning a final as at late July 2024); Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[BomberBoy123]

 

[Only Forwards]

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Thankfully the bloke who was pursuing/okaying such trades now works in Tullamarine.

 

[BomberBoy123]

Thankfully the bloke who was pursuing/okaying such trades now works in Tullamarine.

You’ve had 5 coaches since him and your still shit, worse in fact

 

[Samsquanch]

You’ve had 5 coaches since him and your still shit, worse in fact

School's back a week and it looks like somebody's on suspension already.

 

[Engimal v3]

You’ve had 5 coaches since him and your still shit, worse in fact

We're doing okay now. In fact- although we're mathematically out of finals, we're still an equal chance with the Bombers to win one this year.

 

[BomberBoy123]

We're doing okay now. In fact- although we're mathematically out of finals, we're still an equal chance with the Bombers to win one this year.

You’re still stuck in the bottom 2 and lost your last game by 80 point….

“We’re doing okay now”

 

[Engimal v3]

You’re still stuck in the bottom 2 and lost your last game by 80 point….

“We’re doing okay now”

We'll be spending our September the same way as the red-hot Bombers, so we must be doing something right!

 

[BomberBoy123]

We'll be spending our September the same way as the red-hot Bombers, so we must be doing something right!

Nope the rich clubs don’t go to Bali.

 

[Engimal v3]

Nope the rich clubs don’t go to Bali.

Certainly not if there's a bowls club there already

 

[BomberBoy123]

Certainly not if there's a bowls club there already

We just go and build our own casino in Vegas

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Thankfully the bloke who was pursuing/okaying such trades now works in Tullamarine.

They're not sending their best.

 

[amaz199]

We just go and build our own casino in Vegas

Your club can't even afford to get off pokies lol.

Such an inspirational club by the way. Taking advantage of people with an addiction

 

[BomberBoy123]

Your club can't even afford to get off pokies lol.

Such an inspirational club by the way. Taking advantage of people with an addiction

Your club can’t even afford to play a pokie let alone own them

 

[Lomas]

We just go and build our own casino in Vegas

Rolling the dice hasn’t really worked out for your club recently. Or pushing the envelope.

 

[BomberBoy123]

Rolling the dice hasn’t really worked out for your club recently. Or pushing the envelope.

Yet here we are miles and miles in front of you spuds with an 8 year winning streak over you, how embarrassing.

 

[Engimal v3]

Yet here we are miles and miles in front of you spuds with an 8 year winning streak over you, how embarrassing.

Miles ahead? You're about to slide out of the 8 during your most hopeful premiership tilt in 20 years lol

Given that Dyson Heppell is still getting games, I'd say your miles behind in your upcoming rebuild.

 

[BomberBoy123]

Miles ahead? You're about to slide out of the 8 during your most hopeful premiership tilt in 20 years lol

Given that Dyson Heppell is still getting games, I'd say your miles behind in your upcoming rebuild.

Your anchored to the bottom 2 once again, there is no where for you to even slide, absolute basket case of a club.

 

[Engimal v3]

Your anchored to the bottom 2 once again, there is no where for you to even slide, absolute basket case of a club.

Agreed - we'd need some sort of extreme failure to slide any further.

20 years of no finals wins, or something embarrassing along those lines.

 

[BomberBoy123]

Agreed - we'd need some sort of extreme failure to slide any further.

20 years of no finals wins, or something embarrassing along those lines.

You don’t get it, we’ve done all that and are still back miles in front of you, you beg for extra picks because your club is that much of basket case it gets a woman abused to take a number 1 pick under his wing, how embarrassing, now they’ve both left, laughing stock.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Agreed - we'd need some sort of extreme failure to slide any further.

20 years of no finals wins, or something embarrassing along those lines.

Their finals drought is about to get off it’s P plates.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

You don’t get it, we’ve done all that and are still back miles in front of you, you beg for extra picks because your club is that much of basket case it gets a woman abused to take a number 1 pick under his wing, how embarrassing, now they’ve both left, laughing stock.

Your club implemented an illegal, systematic doping regime and failed to make the finals off the back of it.

Toddle off sunshine.

 

[BomberBoy123]

Your club implemented an illegal, systematic doping regime and failed to make the finals off the back of it.

Toddle off sunshine.

Your club went and got one of the modern day coaching greats and still can’t win a game

 

[BomberBoy123]

Their finals drought is about to get off it’s P plates.

Your win tally for the last 5 seasons can’t even get its Learners license.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Your club went and got one of the modern day coaching greats and still can’t win a game

And he rejected your advances after you Shanghai’s your contracted coach in a feeble attempt to undercut us and lure him to your windswept shit hole.

Smallest ‘big’ club going around.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Your win tally for the last 5 seasons can’t even get its Learners license.

Were you alive the last time Essendon won a final?