Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[EdgeOfReason]

Saw a Blayden in the news online today.

 

[Keys]

Was walking through the shops yesterday and heard a mum call out to Alaska

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Was walking through the shops yesterday and heard a mum call out to Alaska

Was the reception cool?

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Served a young lady at worke named Elizabethany, is this a genuine name?

 

[wally funk]

Saw a Blayden in the news online today.

Was about to say this was the dumbest name I've ever seen, then this happened:

Served a young lady at worke named Elizabethany, is this a genuine name?

I wouldn't give these damn names to my cat, nevermind my child. Jesus.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Served a young lady at worke named Elizabethany, is this a genuine name?

Oh for **** sake. Pick a name. Elizabeth or Bethany. Cross mojinating two perfectly good names just ****s things up for everyone.

 

[Bombers 2003]

in the raine benares novels- her sometimes boyfriend's name is spelt mychael

 

[EdgeOfReason]

Jurnee.


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[Cleavy]

not a baby, but they just had a woman from Hong Kong customs on the news with the name "Kitty Poon".

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Jurnee.


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Is there a Destanayshun?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Anfernee.

Anthony spelt by people with a lisp.

 

[Matty_G]

Anfernee.

Anthony spelt by people with a lisp.

Penny Hardaway?

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Found another one today.

My stupid mate is talking to a chick named Amyz.

With a silent Z. Yes, her name is pronounced Amy.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Was the reception cool?

She was voluptuous, mountainous in fact! Just a shame she was 11 and fed a diet of KFC.

 

[The Speaker]

Saw a Blayden in the news online today.

There's a few Blaydens going around.

 

[Ice-Wolf]

So three siblings have gone missing in Vic (probably been taken by the father). They have the fantastic names of Diesel (a boy) and Aerodyne (a girl). The other one was called Jacob, don't know how he lucked out.

Pronounced Ya-C-ob

 

[rank and file]

There's a new kid in town,a boy called called Branch,just hope his middle names aren't David Ian

 

[RedmanWasHere]

There's a new kid in town,a boy called called Branch,just hope his middle names aren't David Ian

If he becomes a CEO of an upstarting company, will it, er, branch out?

 

[rank and file]

If he becomes a CEO of an upstarting company, will it, er, branch out?

Who knows?He might be pruned for bigger things

 

[Keys]

There's a new kid in town,a boy called called Branch,just hope his middle names aren't David Ian

Parents went out on a limb when naming him

 

[Upgrayedd]

Parents went out on a limb when naming him

some people just shouldn't root

 

[Flash of power]

Just heard of a new child called .................Sinamin

 

[LanceRomance]

Just heard of a new child called .................Sinamin

argh

Lady across the road... her friend named her baby khaleesi... just last week

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

One of my boys goes to Joeys (pre-scouts) with a girl called Patience...

 

[Pea Nut]

One of my boys goes to Joeys (pre-scouts) with a girl called Patience...

That actually isn't all that obscure !!