That's right! The Jeopardy™ Answer & Question thread!

[Bay Pie]

A. His shorts were too high.

Q: What was Al Clarksons response to Buddys' 2.11?

A: Marc Murphy is a ***

 

[Chewy]

Marc Murphy is a ***

Q. What was the real reason why Chris Judd preferred to go to Carlton?


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A. Pig's arse

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Q. What was the real reason why Chris Judd preferred to go to Carlton?


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A. Pig's arse

Q. What does Damien Peverill's head look like?


A. Look2Me4Guidance

 

[Bay Pie]

A. look2me4guidance

Q: What poster loves self gratification?"

A: Bryce Gibbs is called the electrician because of his ability to lay cable

 

[Mr Lizard]

A. Look2Me4Guidance

Q: Matt Damon?

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D'oh! Too slow....

A: Bryce Gibbs is called the electrician because of his ability to lay cable

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Q: Matt Damon?

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A:

Q. What is in Fremantle's trophy cabinet?

A. Farren and Tarkyn.

 

[Mr Lizard]

A: Bryce Gibbs is called the electrician because of his ability to lay cable

A: What would they be doing if they weren't professional footballers?

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Q: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

 

[Bay Pie]

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A: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q: What was the nice words that Essendon said to Kepler Bradley before they punted him?

A: NAB Cup doesn't mean jack, but it's good to win something

 

[Mofra]

A: NAB Cup doesn't mean jack, but it's good to win something

Q. 8 Coaches said what in unison?

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A. Capsicum spray & his mate's missus

 

[Bay Pie]

Q. 8 Coaches said what in unison?

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A. Capsicum spray & his mate's missus

Q: What does Fevola and Wayne Carey have in common?

A: "Bloody Pratt teabagged me while I was asleep and Juddy just laughed " Twiggy

 

[Chewy]

A: "Bloody Pratt teabagged me while I was asleep and Juddy just laughed " Twiggy

Q. What would Rebecca Twigley say if she found out that Richard Pratt teabagged her while she slept and Juddy just laughed?


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A. Jeff Farmer pointing to the sky

 

[Mr Lizard]

Q: When little Johnny imitates AFL stars at junior footy, which impersonation is he most likely to get beaten up for?

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A: Fourteen dollars and fifty cents.

 

[Achilles]

Q: When little Johnny imitates AFL stars at junior footy, which impersonation is he most likely to get beaten up for?

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A: Fourteen dollars and fifty cents.

Q: what is the value of the buddy file


A: 'sorry mum i am gay'

 

[Chewy]

A: 'sorry mum i am gay'

Q. What did the clever Magpie fan paint on a sign so he could get his head on television?



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A. Tania Buckley's G-String

 

[Achilles]

Q. What did the clever Magpie fan paint on a sign so he could get his head on television?



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A. Tania Buckley's G-String

q. on what did eddie hurt his finger

a. food glorious food

 

[Chewy]

a. food glorious food

Q. What song from the Oliver soundtrack does Lance Whitnall hum to himself when he contemplates his sacking from Carlton and life after footy?

A. Food, Glorious Food
B. Consider Yourself One Of The Family
C. Oom-Pah-Pah, That's How It Goes


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A. "Someone must've spiked my drink"

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Q. What song from the Oliver soundtrack does Lance Whitnall hum to himself when he contemplates his sacking from Carlton and life after footy?

A. Food, Glorious Food
B. Consider Yourself One Of The Family
C. Oom-Pah-Pah, That's How It Goes


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A. "Someone must've spiked my drink"

Q. What reason did Terry Wallace give to the Richmond board today when they questioned why his coaching in the first NAB cup game resembled that of a drunk?

 

[Rockford]

Q. What reason did Terry Wallace give to the Richmond board today when they questioned why his coaching in the first NAB cup game resembled that of a drunk?

Umm..

Q. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

A. 42

 

[jack lives here]

Q. What reason did Terry Wallace give to the Richmond board today when they questioned why his coaching in the first NAB cup game resembled that of a drunk?

A.

Q: What would the crowd look like in the first Gold Coast v's West Sydney blockbuster? (Please draw for clarification.)

A Three monkeys, a 1/2 packet of sao's and a warm glass of milk.

 

[Mop]

Q: What would the crowd look like in the first Gold Coast v's West Sydney blockbuster? (Please draw for clarification.)

A Three monkeys, a 1/2 packet of sao's and a warm glass of milk.

Q: What would the whole Fremantle team be paid per year if they were on performance based contracts?

A: "It was only 100 points!"

 

[Keys]

Q: What would the crowd look like in the first Gold Coast v's West Sydney blockbuster? (Please draw for clarification.)

A Three monkeys, a 1/2 packet of sao's and a warm glass of milk.

Q. If there was a webcam on top of Geelong Crazy's monitor what would you see?

A. Arms outstretched

 

[Chewy]

A. Arms outstretched

Q. Describe Richo's body language as he bursts clear on a 40m lead and watches the ball get kicked over his head?



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A. Jim Krakouer's old prison cell

 

[Mr Lizard]

Q: Name something more luxurious than North Melbourne's Arden St facilities?

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A: Because you used to be good at football.

 

[Chewy]

A: Because you used to be good at football.

Q. What did Choco say to Tredders when he was asked why nobody liked him or showed him any respect?


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A. In the back seat with Didak

 

[dapto]

Q. What did Choco say to Tredders when he was asked why nobody liked him or showed him any respect?


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A. In the back seat with Didak

Q:So where was the last fabled Rose polished?

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A: thats my pimp