That's right! The Jeopardy™ Answer & Question thread!

[Mr Lizard]

Q: If you can get heaven in the back seat of my Cadillac, where can you get seven to twenty five?

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d'oh! too slow again....

A: thats my pimp

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Q: What did 'GC26' and his mate 'WE are Geelong' answer to the cops when quizzed about the sleazy looking character in the back of the car?

A: Nathan Ablett

 

[Mr Lizard]

Q: Who was the sleazy looking character in the back of the car?

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A: How many times must a man fall down?

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Q: Who was the sleazy looking character in the back of the car?

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A: How many times must a man fall down?

Q: What's the strangest answer I have seen on this site?

A: 23 in the brown and gold !!

 

[raskolnikov]

Q: What's the strangest answer I have seen on this site?

A: 23 in the brown and gold !!

Q. Who's the most overrated player in the AFL?


A. The Carlton Board.

 

[Deenamite]

What's the only board softer than a marshmallow?

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A: "I didn't think it was going to be so sunny."

 

[Achilles]

What's the only board softer than a marshmallow?

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A: "I didn't think it was going to be so sunny."

Q. what did the little dog say standing infront of sdew


a. $8,000 per tonne

 

[ripitup27]

Q. what did the little dog say standing infront of sdew


a. $8,000 per tonne

Q: What did Hawthorn pay for Stuart Dew.

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A: TAC Sponserhip and Interstate Travel

 

[Achilles]

Q: What did Hawthorn pay for Stuart Dew.

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A: TAC Sponserhip and Interstate Travel

q: what did afl take away from eddie



a: we are so proud we will never consider a merger

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Q: What did Hawthorn pay for Stuart Dew.

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A: TAC Sponserhip and Interstate Travel

Q - With Ford in trouble globally, the Cats approached which organisation for sponsorship only to be told they would only be prepared to pay for "One way what?"

A - Not as big as Vinnie Catoggio's though.

Too late.
A - We are so proud we would never consider a merger.

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

q: what did afl take away from eddie



a: we are so proud we will never consider a merger

Q - As Brayshaw stood atop the rubble that was the Arden Street footy ground and lamented the $25 million Bocce development that would make North Melbourne the most up to date Bocce Club in the world - he was heard to lament?

A - 3 mud crabs - and make them snappy!

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Q - As Brayshaw stood atop the rubble that was the Arden Street footy ground and lamented the $25 million Bocce development that would make North Melbourne the most up to date Bocce Club in the world - he was heard to lament?

A - 3 mud crabs - and make them snappy!

When Greg Miller was asked what Richmond REALLY needs to take them forward, what did he say?


Death of a salesman.

 

[Achilles]

Q - As Brayshaw stood atop the rubble that was the Arden Street footy ground and lamented the $25 million Bocce development that would make North Melbourne the most up to date Bocce Club in the world - he was heard to lament?

A - 3 mud crabs - and make them snappy!

q- what did kerr want for breakie


a- i am not gay, but i may have gay tendancies

 

[someday-somehow]

q- what did kerr want for breakie


a- i am not gay, but i may have gay tendancies

Q.What does a obviously gay man say when he is battling with the reality of his raving homosexuality

A. "I have no idea how that got there officer"

 

[Ant_]

Q: Excuses for your appendage stuck to a vacuum cleaner


A: For the last five games of the season we are going to blood youngsters

 

[someday-somehow]

Q. The "master plan" that Wallet will produce to the supporters after the Tigers have lost 17 straight home and away games in 2008

A. That's not a wart

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

A. That's not a wart[/quote]

Q. Should we use liquid nitrogen on Dick Pratt?

A. Pull your head in champ.

 

[Bay Pie]

A. Pull your head in champ.

Q: What did Brett Ratten say to marc Murphy, when Murphy continually whinges about getting the no.1 tag?

A: No other choice but Chri$$ Judd for the captaincy.

 

[rainman06]

Q: What did Brett Ratten say to marc Murphy, when Murphy continually whinges about getting the no.1 tag?

A: No other choice but Chri$$ Judd for the captaincy.

Q: What will be Carltons ongoing problem for the next 5 years?

A: He doesnt stand up in pressure games.

 

[Deenamite]

Why don't people rate Luke Hodge again?

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I'm sure i told you of my intentions...

 

[Rockford]

Why don't people rate Luke Hodge again?

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I'm sure i told you of my intentions...

Q. What did Judd say to Worsfold when Woosha appeared shocked by Judd's departure?

A. Just Say No

 

[Sanecow]

What is umpiring rule #1 when Barry Hall wants a free kick?

Another glass, please.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

What is umpiring rule #1 when Barry Hall wants a free kick?

Another glass, please.

When asked what they're looking for in a key defender, what did the WCE selection committee say?

Strategic genius.

 

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

When asked what they're looking for in a key defender, what did the WCE selection committee say?

Strategic genius.

Q - What did Miller call Wallet when he showed him the correct way out of the Telstea Dome carpark?

A - "And the Milky Bars are on us!"

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

What did the Auskick kids say when they towelled up Richmond?

A. Auspices.