That's right! The Jeopardy™ Answer & Question thread!

[Chaz Michaels]

Q. A word that not many people will know the meaning of?


A. Adam Selwood

 

[Chewy]

Q. If The Selwoods were a rock band, who would play the bass?


[Edit: I got my Selwoods confused. I was thinking of Troy as the bass player.
His brother Adam would play the drums and f**k the 14yo groupies]



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A. The Carlton captaincy




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[Look2Me4Guidance]

Q. What attracted bids on ebay?

A. Manlicker.

 

[Chewy]

A. Manlicker.

Q. Warwick Capper bought one of Tony Lockett's dishlickers, but instead of training it to run fast, he has it jump up on his bed and lick his balls every morning. What has he named this fine specimen of a greyhound?



moving right along...


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A. Free drinks in the corporate box

 

[Bay Pie]

A. Free drinks in the corporate box

Q: Why did Nathan Ablett accept the invitation to the next Geelong game?

A: That's absolute crap.

 

[Chewy]

A: That's absolute crap.

Q. What words do you hear when you pull the cord on the back of the wind-up Richo doll?



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A. The Birdman

 

[Bay Pie]

A. The Birdman

Q: The nose of which Adelaide player would you like full of diamonds?

A: Gee, my balls are itchy

 

[Chewy]

A: Gee, my balls are itchy

Q. What does Ryan Houlihan say to the boys in change rooms in order to pass himself off as a man?



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A. Horse 3, race 6 at Eagle Farm

 

[Chaz Michaels]

Q. What Caro says after a hard day at the office.

A. That is J. Roughead's girlfriend

 

[Chewy]

A. That is J. Roughead's girlfriend

Q. What did one Essendon medallion club member say to the other Essendon medallion club member before last years Elimination Final between Hawthorn and Adelaide?


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A. Culture

 

[Keys]

Q. What did one Essendon medallion club member say to the other Essendon medallion club member before last years Elimination Final between Hawthorn and Adelaide?


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A. Culture

Q. What did Andy D see in the Eagle's petrie dish?



A. Strike three

 

[Mop]

Q. What did Andy D see in the Eagle's petrie dish?



A. Strike three

.
Q. What does Buddy Franklin have nightmares about?

A. Baked beans and pies.

 

[Chewy]

A. Baked beans and pies.

Q. What is the culinary equivalent of Buddy Franklin strike three jokes?


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A. Freo's trophy cabinet



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[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Q. What is the culinary equivalent of Buddy Franklin strike three jokes?


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A. Freo's trophy cabinet



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Q - Bryce Gibbs has gonads the size of?

A - Cause it was a dark and stormy night.

 

[Deenamite]

What's another excuse for Hawthorn losing to North?

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"I forget."

 

[krisholio14]

Q.Which players were named as having three strikes by the AFL?




A.Geelong

 

[raskolnikov]

Q.Which players were named as having three strikes by the AFL?




A.Geelong

Q. The AFL recently ordered rare cashmere handbags as a reward for winning the AFL premiership for which club?


A. Neither. It was a draw.

 

[Mr Lizard]

Q: Back in the old days, was the fixture worked out to maximise attendances, or to give certain teams an easier run?


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A: That thread was deleted

 

[krisholio14]

Q. What happened to the 'West Coast Eagles 2007 premiers' thread?





A. David Polkinghorne

 

[someday-somehow]

A. David Polkinghorne

Q. Who's the leader of the club that's made from poo and wee? (sung to mickey mouse theme song)

(P-o-l, k-i-n, g-h-o-r-n-e)

A. Campbell Browne

 

[yeahmate]

Q. Who's the leader of the club that's made from poo and wee? (sung to mickey mouse theme song)

(P-o-l, k-i-n, g-h-o-r-n-e)

A. Campbell Browne

Q. Twiggers got upset because Chris Judd fingered who?

A. "Thats not a football, thats my head!"

 

[worthy]

Q. Twiggers got upset because Chris Judd fingered who?

A. "Thats not a football, thats my head!"

Q. What did Sam Mitchell say to Kerr while convulsing on the ground?



A. No seriously, it's yours.

 

[Hawkamania!]

Q. What did Sam Mitchell say to Kerr while convulsing on the ground?



A. No seriously, it's yours.

Q. The captaincy of Carlton offered to Judd in mid 2007 by Pratt.

A. Nick Stevens.

 

[Sanecow]

If you could choose between snagging Scott Stevens or Buddy Franklin, what would you do?

A. Buddy Franklin

 

[Rockford]

If you could choose between snagging Scott Stevens or Buddy Franklin, what would you do?

A. Buddy Franklin

Q. If you don't understand Jeopardy™ what is one possible question and answer you might post?

A. Buddy Franklin