List Mgmt. The 2019 Trade and Free Agency Thread

[blitznu]

A curves man then?

Good man.

Need something to grab onto thats for sure. Ass needs to giggle

 

[Topkent]

A curves man then?

Good man.

Aren't most blokes?
Reckon you'd find your Twigleys and your Nadia Bartels of the world aren't as hot as they think they are

 

[Proper Gander]

Aren't most blokes?
Reckon you'd find your Twigleys and your Nadia Bartels of the world aren't as hot as they think they are

Good to know. A vast number of women that have been held up as being beautiful look seriously worrying to me. I’m not a fan of the thinness thing where someone’s head, elbows, knees etc start to look disproportionately large. I have a nasty feeling a few are skating very close to medical assistance required.

I like Jennifer Lawrence though. I have no doubt she puts some work into keeping in shape, but she looks strong and tall and curvey and so forth.

 

[Demon 16]

Sorry this is long winded but this is what I've put together from a few in the management game. It's pieced together so please take it with coke... I mean salt.

So sounds like Frosty's Manager (FM) was approached fairly early on by Nth with a sizeable offer. He then went to the Dees and said "we've got offers, we'd like ...this to stay". Now apparently it was an amount which would have made Dusty blush (exaggeration, but I'm hearing top 3 at the club).
JM retorted with "we were hoping he'd be happy with ....." (important to note they were a fair stretch apart but the dees offer not unreasonable).
Next thing, there are articles of lowballed offers, before an official amount was submitted to Frosty. JM tells Frosty he is valued and wanted but the figure asked for was pretty much a no. JM said they would negotiate and see where they end up.

Frosty has stayed out of negotiations. Frosty wants to stay but Nth offering big coin and Hawks... well they're the hawks.
Dees are trying to work something out, but are mighty upset at the media reports saying they lowballing and not that interested.
Club is currently negotiating.

So I’m essence, Frost has shopped himself about and is letting Melbourne be the fall guy.

I hope we re-sign him. The only way out is if we can get a pick high enough to get us near Alex Keath who we were rumoured about for a while.

I’d be happy if we needed a swap of third rounders to get Keath for Frost.

 

[markm106]

Someone told me that Viney has port sniffing around. Is Todd moving to a Farm in SA? That was part of the rumour.

 

[Devastating Boris]

So I’m essence, Frost has shopped himself about and is letting Melbourne be the fall guy.

I hope we re-sign him. The only way out is if we can get a pick high enough to get us near Alex Keath who we were rumoured about for a while.

I’d be happy if we needed a swap of third rounders to get Keath for Frost.

I get the impression it’s the management. Got a good offer from Nth so went large at MFC. Honestly sounds like it’s a strong relationship with the player but agent has been a douche.

 

[blitznu]

Aren't most blokes?
Reckon you'd find your Twigleys and your Nadia Bartels of the world aren't as hot as they think they are

Yeah they are rank. I hate anything fake as well. Seeing this bird now who just got bigger lips bitch already had lips most woman would want now theyre stupid ****ing looking. Now shes getting her ****ing freckles removed im like theres nothing wrong with freckles they are cute. Im not talking freckles like a fly has constantly shat on you like those weird brunette ranga looking campaigners im talking just normal freckles. I dont understand woman

 

[Topkent]

Weird brunette Ranga looking campaigners, bloody poet


Nah know what you mean but those campaigners who look like someone placed a fly swatter on their cheeks and then rubbed shit into all the holes

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

I would trade pick #4 and McLean to erase my memories of reading the last few pages of this thread.

 

[Cannon82]

Yeah they are rank. I hate anything fake as well. Seeing this bird now who just got bigger lips bitch already had lips most woman would want now theyre stupid ******* looking. Now shes getting her ******* freckles removed im like theres nothing wrong with freckles they are cute. Im not talking freckles like a fly has constantly shat on you like those weird brunette ranga looking campaigners im talking just normal freckles. I dont understand woman

Somewhat relevant.

 

[blitznu]

Weird brunette Ranga looking campaigners, bloody poet


Nah know what you mean but those campaigners who look like someone placed a fly swatter on their cheeks and then rubbed s**t into all the holes

I try my best to explain never heard it explained your way but yes those campaigners

 

[Demon 16]

I get the impression it’s the management. Got a good offer from Nth so went large at MFC. Honestly sounds like it’s a strong relationship with the player but agent has been a douche.

I believe that Frost wants to stay, but don’t underestimate how much an agent will check in with his client before acting.

He’s probably giving Frost poor advice, which is the biggest problem.

 

[Headless]

I would trade pick #4 and McLean to erase my memories of reading the last few pages of this thread.

Should be announced live on The Footy Show tonight.

 

[booshboy]

Someone told me that Viney has port sniffing around. Is Todd moving to a Farm in SA? That was part of the rumour.

id be good with this.

 

[harry000]

Aren't most blokes?
Reckon you'd find your Twigleys and your Nadia Bartels of the world aren't as hot as they think they are

Ive seen Nadia Bartel in person.. looked a bit like an alien IMO

 

[harry000]

Finding it hard to get too excited about the names we have been linked to this offseason.

I'm actually excited.

Start of the discussion I was thinking we would be giving up pick 2. Now it looks like we will find some decent role players that suit team needs and keeping pick 2.

IF and its a big IF our core group of players can get back to 2018 form with blokes like Langdon, Tomlinson and Jamie Elliot added in we will be very well placed. Then theres the wild card of Noah Anderson (or the like).

 

[Russian Demon]

Ive seen Nadia Bartel in person.. looked a bit like an alien IMO

The footy player seeking slappers peak at around 25 and then have to spend their player's money to get filled, lifted and tucked to try to keep the illusion alive... hence looking like an alien.

I always liked Archer's missus on the red carpet, woman had smashed out kids and looked like a normal person. The kinda bird who would sit on the couch with you and smash tea and Monte Carlos on a Tuesday night.

All the others look like they transfuse the blood of virgins each night.

 

[Devastating Boris]

Very brief “coffee” with Poppy’s manager apparently.

Don’t know any more deets sorry.

 

[harry000]

Very brief “coffee” with Poppy’s manager apparently.

Don’t know any more deets sorry.

Interesting. Was ranked 2nd for tackles inside 50 this year. Doesn't bring much else to the table apart from experience.

 

[markm106]

Very brief “coffee” with Poppy’s manager apparently.

Don’t know any more deets sorry.

Wouldn’t be the worst pick up as a DFA or for a token late pick. We really lacked pressure this year inside 50.

 

[HANDSOLO]

The footy player seeking slappers peak at around 25 and then have to spend their player's money to get filled, lifted and tucked to try to keep the illusion alive... hence looking like an alien.

I always liked Archer's missus on the red carpet, woman had smashed out kids and looked like a normal person. The kinda bird who would sit on the couch with you and smash tea and Monte Carlos on a Tuesday night.

All the others look like they transfuse the blood of virgins each night.

I like slender women who dont look like they spend every Tuesday smashing Monte Carlos on the couch. Different folks different strokes.

Interestingly, I used to play Football with a french dude. He was a bit weird, he looked at my legs alot, he used to stick his fingers in your ass and shout out "Olive" every time you went up for a mark. Anyway he had this theory that the most Hetero guys were the ones that would do anything, and those after good lookers were closer to gay / bi. I think there might be some truth in that theory

 

[stEdy]

That's a crap theory

 

[HANDSOLO]

That's a crap theory

So homophobic

 

[harry000]

I like slender women who dont look like they spend every Tuesday smashing Monte Carlos on the couch. Different folks different strokes.

Interestingly, I used to play Football with a french dude. He was a bit weird, he looked at my legs alot, he used to stick his fingers in your ass and shout out "Olive" every time you went up for a mark. Anyway he had this theory that the most Hetero guys were the ones that would do anything, and those after good lookers were closer to gay / bi. I think there might be some truth in that theory

I don't agree with this at all.

The dudes who would do anything are the ones bumming each other in prison.

 

[Cannon82]

Interestingly, I used to play Football with a french dude. He was a bit weird, he looked at my legs alot, he used to stick his fingers in your ass and shout out "Olive" every time you went up for a mark. Anyway he had this theory that the most Hetero guys were the ones that would do anything, and those after good lookers were closer to gay / bi. I think there might be some truth in that theory

That doesn't make sense unless the guy thinks good looking women look like men? I don't see how he's joined the dots on that one, and I don't think I want to know. Probably the kind of wisdom you can only achieve after having stuck your fingers up a wide variety of arseholes.