The Association Football AFL Thread 4.0

[Bradesmaen]

Via the Midweek Tackle:

Said Officer:

 

[RPCB]

That officer and the AFL to Geelong:



The rest of us to Geelong supporters when this audit finds they did nothing wrong and they start head butting each other out of happiness (or however else they celebrate their accomplishments down at the cult that is Geelong):

 

[chef]

Via the Midweek Tackle:

 

[glenferry23]

 

[SM]

Via the Midweek Tackle:

I dunno why you're proud of that?

 

[Jatz]

Via the Midweek Tackle:

God the AFL are inept

 

[Jatz]

I dunno why you're proud of that?

He's not proud, he just knows it will (rightfully) trigger others.

 

[SM]

He's not proud, he just knows it will (rightfully) trigger others.

Just seems a weird cognitive dissonance if he genuinely thinks they're innocent but is flaunting the fact the investigation is compromised.

 

[RPCB]

I dunno why you're proud of that?

“iF We DiD cHeAt, i’Ll be tHe fIrSt tO CaLl iT oUt”

 

[Jatz]

Just seems a weird cognitive dissonance if he genuinely thinks they're innocent but is flaunting the fact the investigation is compromised.

You remember who we're talking about right?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You remember who we're talking about right?

You'll find most cats fans on any relevant thread on this site are now purely taking the piss out of the rest of the site.

 

[SM]

You'll find most cats fans on any relevant thread on this site are now purely taking the piss out of the rest of the site.

Basically accepting guilt but choosing the tact of "Nah we're just winding you all up when we defend it". Strange decision.

 

[RPCB]

You'll find most cats fans on any relevant thread on this site are now purely taking the piss out of the rest of the site.

But why? Because most Cats fans don’t believe any of this is shifty. Or you do, but when Geelong cheat….. it’s cute and funny.

 

[SM]

Or instead of laugh reacting you could explain what is meant by 'Cats fans are now purely taking the piss out of the rest of the site' if not the notion that they aren't even bothering to defend it anymore?

If you pause 'taking the piss' for one moment, could you explain why having the Cats former COO as part of the audit doesn't compromise the investigation?

 

[chef]

It's like having John Sekta being the one to investigate the CFMEU

 

[Jatz]

You'll find most cats fans on any relevant thread on this site are now purely taking the piss out of the rest of the site.

And I completely understand why. It's no different to you claiming the 95 Carlton team was over the cap. Unless something is actually uncovered, it's all a moot point.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

But why? Because most Cats fans don’t believe any of this is shifty. Or you do, but when Geelong cheat….. it’s cute and funny.

One of you was going to find it and put it here. Might as well just have a bit of fun and take the piss.

In all seriousness the optics aren't great. But this is the AFL.
The same tackle segment pretty much said they're expecting no AFL announcement as the expectation is they'll find nothing to be wrong.

It's like having John Sekta being the one to investigate the CFMEU

Ha the CFMEU scandal this week should see the premier re-sign but they're teflon

 

[Magma]

ignoring that its Geelong that simply should not be allowed to happen, a long term previous employee performing a role like that

 

[RPCB]

 

[Magma]

its fantastically shit. everything a mascot should be

 

[Jatz]

It is horrifying.

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

Like a scary giant rat ..kids will have nightmares

 

[RPCB]

Like a scary giant rat ..kids will have nightmares

Kids? That’s going to give me nightmares.

Even the name is appropriate. “Rum’un”. Sounds like a boss out of Elden Ring’s.

 

[SM]

My wife thinks it's cute haha.

 

[largebus]

The lump under its ear is a nice touch given they're all dying from facial tumours.