Off-topic The Bay 13 Cricket thread - On the Windies bandwagon with Plugger. F*** India

[maryjames]

This.

Looks like the 70's grounds. FFS Engirlund is a shithole

Our elite athletes should not have to field in tis 3rd world mockery.

 

[Purple Suit]

Who is the bigger moo, Pietersen or Ballantyne?

Pietersen. For all Ballantyne's faults, he's never had his hair dyed in patches like a pommy git.

 

[KardiniaPark]

They need to give Starc the red jacket, sub on Bird or Harris.

See if that works.

'Hahaha we get to smash the green and gold ****s' thread ? Worth a try!

 

[KardiniaPark]

Our elite athletes should not have to field in tis 3rd world mockery.

It's more practice wicket than ****ing grass!

 

[maryjames]

It's more practice wicket than ******* grass!

Its laughable.

 

[David Schwarz]

Pietersen is the biggest flog in modern history

 

[armedwithhope]

Pietersen is the biggest flog in modern history

His tribal half sleeve confirms his status as an absolute sword

 

[Shawt]

Pietersen is the biggest flog in modern history

Graeme Swann says 'lolnoitsme'

 

[Amstaff_]

Patto always looks mad

 

[Starburns_]

Rubbish

Probably not, but Haddin remains a f***ing spud. Gilly or Healy would have swallowed that.

Smith gets a game cos his bowling action reminds the selectors of Warnie and nothing gets the selectors more excited than potential all-rounders, unfortunately 90% of them end up being shit at both.

He hasn't been picked with the intention of bowling him for like 3 years.

Warner, Cowan, Hughes and Smith are all terrible batsmen. Cowan has a bit more heart than the rest but is still shit.

At least Cowan values his wicket, some of the more talented members of the squad should take note. Hughes can bat, has a lot of ability and the workrate to match, move to the middle order might suit him.

 

[David Schwarz]

Graeme Swann says 'lolnoitsme'

He's another one, makes Baker look like a decent bloke

 

[armedwithhope]

Graeme Swann says 'lolnoitsme'

Also a flog. That stupid sprinkler dance after they won the last series over here. Flog!

 

[SydneyPhilly]

Aussie bowlers not doing too badly.

Could be a game in this yet

 

[Starburns_]

Aussie bowlers not doing too badly.

Could be a game in this yet

We can't bat though.

 

[David Schwarz]

Aussie bowlers not doing too badly.

Could be a game in this yet

should listen to the poms in their little circlejerk on sky sports here, reckon the match is already over and England have won

 

[armedwithhope]

should listen to the poms in their little circlejerk on sky sports here, reckon the match is already over and England have won

Nasser and Athers should be locked up for inappropriate dealings with a minor after the way they were speaking about Root

 

[Shawt]

Didn't love a recap of the last few decades of Aussie cricket without a mention of Hayden and Langer. I trace the decline of Australian cricket to the exact moment Hayden played his last test

 

[SydneyPhilly]

We can't bat though.

Peace has cost you your strength...victory has defeated you

 

[funk44]

PISS OFF YA SAFFER campaigner

 

[David Schwarz]

Siddle is dangling his balls in the mouths of the English cricket team

 

[SydneyPhilly]

Well well well, the saffa's gone

Save us Based Trott

 

[vjknight]

CHRIS JUDD, OOPS SORRY PIETERSEN OUT

 

[David Schwarz]

Flog before wicket, out for 14

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Eat a dick ya filthy Pommy Khunts

 

[armedwithhope]

Watson doing a job here. 10 overs like this a day from him would be very valuable!