Analysis The Coach – Simon 'Standard Practice' Goodwin: It's time to go (for real this time)

[Scythe94]

Goodwin, Richo and Shand must be very impressed with the Melbourne BigFooty board then.

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

 

[Headless]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

 

[PerfectFooty]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

Guess i'll run water then

 

[schmuttt]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

 

[Bluelegs]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

And the great thing about this group is there will never be any in-fighting.

 

[Dancing Potato]

And the great thing about this group is there will never be any in-fighting.

Shut up, jerk.

 

[Bluelegs]

Shut up, jerk.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

What am I, S94? I want to be involved.

 

[Headless]

Hostile takeover from the BigFooty board.

New CEO: Scythe
President: Dancing Potato
Coach: A11dAtP0w3R
Ruck Coach: Topkent
Midfield Coach: Bluelegs
List Manager: Mich0
Mascot: Headless
Comms: tomcruise
PR: The Dr
Security: schmuttt

Club is so back

Huge result for scythe, too.

 

[schmuttt]

And the great thing about this group is there will never be any in-fighting.

'Firstly we take you to Goschs paddock today where a sensational story is unfolding. The MFC head of security is alleged to have urinated on a car believed to belong to the clubs ruck coach'

 

[MarcMaverick]

'Firstly we take you to Goschs paddock today where a sensational story is unfolding. The MFC head of security is alleged to have urinated on a car believed to belong to the clubs ruck coach:

Meh, Amateurs. No Wiper breaking was involved.

 

[Bluelegs]

'Firstly we take you to Goschs paddock today where a sensational story is unfolding. The MFC head of security is alleged to have urinated on a car believed to belong to the clubs ruck coach:

Surely you are punching it too for good measure.

 

[Topkent]

I should be the HR rep

 

[Topkent]

Top Kent Ohalpin given pay rise after kicking Cameron Schmutt fair up the kloaka

 

[MarcMaverick]

I'll be the clubs PT. I'll get them up @ 5am every day.

 

[Scythe94]

I'll be the clubs PT. I'll get them up @ 5am every day.

 

[Scythe94]

Guess i'll run water then

Essential duties. Got players to hydrate after they go out on benders the night before

 

[demondavey]

You’d hope there’d be a shift from him in some way. There’s still a heap of real positives in the group. We should be playing finals.

 

[schmuttt]

You’d hope there’d be a shift from him in some way. There’s still a heap of real positives in the group. We should be playing finals.

If he didn't shift this year it's never happening. We went from bombing it in to chipping it around then back to bombing it in.

 

[Topkent]

If he didn't shift this year it's never happening. We went from bombing it in to chipping it around then back to bombing it in.

Shittest effort of changing any coach has ever made. It was like a micro change still 100% focused on protecting defence.
Hopefully we don't play the Bulldogs before round 5 and get another false reading on the season.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Mich will learn as list manager that the coach does indeed have the final say.

 

[demondavey]

If he didn't shift this year it's never happening. We went from bombing it in to chipping it around then back to bombing it in.

I am just hoping he has an epiphany and we are good again. It would be nice given the off field sagas and general negativity.

 

[netslave]

if he hand picks all his assistants and we still finish bottom 6, he has to go this year.

 

[booshboy]

If he didn't shift this year it's never happening. We went from bombing it in to chipping it around then back to bombing it in.

His big change was copying Geelongs game plan that they abandoned 3 years ago.