The Collingwood Betting Market

[Bender_]

Very generous on the last one. I actually don't mind him doing well this time of the year. Makes the lulz better when he is selected in finals

Every AFL coach is trolling the pies by letting him get kicks now

Favourites odds will probably shorten closer to events

 

[Knackers26]

What will Leon Davis be doing this September/October:

Ripping it up from the half back flank - $2.50

Polishing his "2010 Premiership Medal" - $2.05

Toilet papering Rex Hunt's boat - $1.85

Having his image posted on a milk carton - $1.15

Some real solid gold here Bender.
Tis a shame KissKnobbo cant find anything new or witty to add to the thread, some thing will never change.

 

[Bender_]

Tis a shame KissKnobbo cant find anything new or witty to add to the thread, some thing will never change.

Some people like vanilla. Some people like beige.

 

[chefmeister]

This

 

[Starburns_]

How will Dayne Beams celebrate the night of the 2011 Grand Final:

Few quiet drinks and an early night - $15

Wishing he'd actually played - $6

Having his other "sleeve" done - $2

Repeating his 2010 "exploits" - $1.05

 

[Those]

Mad mag want their gag back.

I'll put it in a language Bender will understand:

Hey Bender

Mad Magazine called

They want their gag back

 

[Bender_]

You mean MAD magazine invented betting odds?

 

[stevedarui]

I'll put it in a language Bender will understand:

Hey Bender

Mad Magazine called

They want their gag back

Sheez you mean someone posted an idea on bigfooty that they did not come up with.

Oh the humanity.

 

[TRAWP]

How many teeth does Joffa have remanining?

Four or more - $511
None - $253
One - $2.51
Two - $1.25
Three - $1.12

 

[WAG]

Oh the humanity.

Herbert Morrison wants his quote back!

 

[Eric_Melvin]

How many teeth does Joffa have remanining?

Four or more - $511
None - $253
One - $2.51
Two - $1.25
Three - $1.12

Thats just lazy.

 

[KardiniaPark]

He was working on that for 2 days

 

[TRAWP]

He was working on that for 2 days

2 working days and the weekend thankyou.

 

[Baldur]

How many teeth does Joffa have remanining?

Four or more - $511
None - $253
One - $2.51
Two - $1.25
Three - $1.12

The shelia's in this photo are almost as ugly as Joffa. I hope I never again awake from a druken binge beside one.

How many of them has Beams screwed

None $1013
One $507
Two $57
Three $13
Four $3
Four & Joffa $1.03

 

[Bender_]

2 working days and the weekend thankyou.

You're my kinda worker!

 

[peppy la pew]

You're my kinda worker!

Back in the closet Bender, there are kids on here.

Top thread

 

[Gray Day]

I'm telling my mum about this thread.

She can do what she wants with this information.

 

[neroblack]

The odds of AFL approval for the next St Kilda community clinic location...

Frankston High School $10,000
Punt Road Oval $20
Manpower $5
Port Phillip Mens Prison $1.05

 

[Bender_]

Reason why Nick Maxwell purchased a new glove this week:

To enhance his football gathering abilities in wet conditions - $2.80

Protection for his fist when he goes "3rd man up" at marking contests - $2.45

He got shit on the last one when performing Daisy's weekly rectal examination - $2.25

The last one tore at the knuckle on his mother-in-law's incisors - $1.07

 

[chefmeister]

I'll put it in a language Bender will understand:
Hey Bender
Mad Magazine called
They want their gag back

Dear 'O dear...

Hey Bender, looks like you've hooked another minnow.
Chuck him back, he's clearly underweight.

 

[Bender_]

Dear 'O dear...

Hey Bender, looks like you've hooked another minnow.
Chuck him back, he's clearly underweight.

Stick a fork in him chefy, he's done.