Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Bond.ShaneBond]

Thy shalt not impersonate The Great Unwashed in vain.

 

[juzzo]

Dear god someone please make that a gif.

 

[Jef Costello]

Judging by Gerard's response I reckon he's snuck a peek or two in here. Hi Gerard! Big fan!

 

[bourbons]

The false prophet Carey has reportedly taken a swipe at dear leader, labelling him an armchair critic and making scurrilous accusations regarding his culminary intake.

Currently trying to track down some vision from last night's The Game Plan to confirm this sacrilegious attack.

 

[TerryWallet]

The false prophet Carey has reportedly taken a swipe at dear leader, labelling him an armchair critic and making scurrilous accusations regarding his culminary intake.

Currently trying to track down some vision from last night's The Game Plan to confirm this sacrilegious attack.

Can confirm i witnessed the Carey attack on The Great One.

Accused Robbo of "becoming a cheap shock jock".

It was a horrendous accusation.

Poor old Robbo.

All he is doing is fulfilling his employment obligations as a News Ltd employee.

In greener times He was once named Journalist of The Year.

If Mr Carey is reading this, i implore him to be easy on Robbo.

I am sure The Great Man is already wrestling with his own conscience about being a cheap spruiker for a corrupt organization.

 

[footscore]

The false prophet Carey has reportedly taken a swipe at dear leader, labelling him an armchair critic and making scurrilous accusations regarding his culminary intake.

Currently trying to track down some vision from last night's The Game Plan to confirm this sacrilegious attack.

thou shalt feel thy vengeance!

Prophet Carey is a dying breed of jealous over-zealous bastards.
The great one will take matters into his own hands as he did with Satan's Andy Maher pictured below

 

[footscore]

Our, illustrious leader, has attempted to tweet, whilst obviously enjoying copious, malted beverages at, the pub

Mark Robinson ‏ @Robbo_heraldsun

ZdASsAdssSSDZASAA @

Must be some kind of advanced language only those with truncated lateral sulcus of the brain can seemingly comprehend.

Quite intriguing and very audacious of the great one to consider tweeting such a prime example of his genius.

Note that he uses 2 capital Z's and 5 capital A's, and yet he freely alternates between lower/upper case S's, D's and A's.

Sheer brilliance!
Could really be revolutionary in this tweeting era where personal opinions and utter boredom keep us all on the edge.
This one may take a long time to decipher but am glad he made contact with you Lenny.

You a truly blessed my brother.

 

[Goo]

thou shalt feel thy vengeance!

Prophet Carey is a dying breed of jealous over-zealous bastards.
The great one will take matters into his own hands as he did with Satan's Andy Maher pictured below

I for one look forward to the vengeful fist of grog!

The great one could have also defiled the great satan Careys womenfolk, but alas he is too late.

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Footy Classified reported last night that Robbo was in some sort of "scuffle" with fellow journo Michael Warner.

Mark "Sugar Ray" Robinson won by a TKO in the first round.

 

[evo]

Let it be known that we at the Holy See are taking this cult very seriously.

For the first time in nigh on two millennia we feel genuinely threatened. Many of the faith are starting to question what is Real.

Know that you have made a powerful enemy Robbo. Tremble before us, or suffer the consequences!



yours in Holiness, Benedict XVI

Deuteronomy 4:35
Yahweh, He is God; there is no other besides Him.

 

[coast2coast]

AFL can't slide away on issue

• by: Mark Robinson

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/afl-cant-slide-away-on-issue/story-fn7si01d-1226351335599

THIS sliding issue is beyond rational comprehension.

...

It's all a perverse game of musical chairs.

In this case, when the music stops, everyone gets a seat, and they look at each other dumbfounded, as if to say, what happens now?


,

 

[lamaros]

AFL can't slide away on issue

• by: Mark Robinson

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/afl/afl-cant-slide-away-on-issue/story-fn7si01d-1226351335599

THIS sliding issue is beyond rational comprehension.

...

It's all a perverse game of musical chairs.

In this case, when the music stops, everyone gets a seat, and they look at each other dumbfounded, as if to say, what happens now?


,

Let us hope, the music, never stops.

 

[davywap]

Let it be known that we at the Holy See are taking this cult very seriously.

For the first time in nigh on two millennia we feel genuinely threatened. Many of the faith are starting to question what is Real.

Know that you have made a powerful enemy Robbo. Tremble before us, or suffer the consequences!



yours in Holiness, Benedict XVI

Deuteronomy 4:35
Yahweh, He is God; there is no other besides Him.

 

[CotchDog]

http://www.humanheadline.com.au/Hinch-Says/People-In-Glasshouses

An incident involving two well-known Melbourne journalists has raised a number of questions about what is news, who is news, when should something be reported and why has this story not surfaced in the newspapers?

It also reignites the debate about people in glasshouses.

 

[SamFisher25]

i know it's true, it was in the digital pass

 

[darren forssman]

An incident involving two well-known Melbourne journalists has raised a number of questions about what is news, who is news, when should something be reported and why has this story not surfaced in the newspapers?

It also reignites the debate about people in glasshouses.

did he have an article or match review in the hun on the sat?

that would be hilarious if he did.

 

[Jef Costello]

LOL that is the night at the pub/Rose Hotel in Fitzroy l referenced a bit earlier in the thread! (post 134)

Odds on it was over the young lady they were all spilling beer on.

 

[Hellgood]

Did laugh when he was completely schooled by Sheedy on AFL360 tonight.

Before the interview Robbo was trying to justify his view on the sliding debate and said something like I am sure a smart guy like Sheedy will be all for the rule changes. ANyway Sheedy comes on and absolutely blasts the rule changes and then Robbo says "so you are all for broken legs in our game then?", Sheedy tells him to get a life.

I don't mind Robbo, but it was hilarious watching Sheedy tear him to pieces.

 

[Johnny619]

I love this man. He is truely the definition of Genius. When he talks I listen. I love the passion he shows and the strong opinions he has. He isn't affraid to take it to anyone. He is pure bliss. A breathe of fresh air. Good on him.

I feel like a better man just listening to him. Surpised he is single- quite the catch I reckon.

Sadly on the flip side, he has to sit next to that moron 4 nights a week...

 

[TerryWallet]

TheGreatOne: (Goes on a rant)...and coming up is Kevin Sheedy and i'm sure he will agree with me wholeheartedly.

Sheedy: What rubbish. Get a life for Gods sake.

TheChastisedOne: Are you talkin to me?

Sheedy: You heard.

TheShatteredOne: (Sulks til the Ad Break).

 

[giantroo]

TheGreatOne: (Goes on a rant)...and coming up is Kevin Sheedy and i'm sure he will agree with me wholeheartedly.

Sheedy: What rubbish. Get a life for Gods sake.

TheChastisedOne: Are you talkin to me?

Sheedy: You heard.

TheShatteredOne: (Sulks til the Ad Break).

Hahaha Sheedy put him back in his box.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Break with boredom brothers. Break with boredom.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/tabloid-ruckus-sponsored-by-carlton-united-20120511-1ygbr.html

 

[larrikin]

The great man nearl lost me this week with his dislike about Eagles fans whinging about the injury list - I mean there has been some excuses around here, but I'd hardly call it whinging. And who cares if fans whinge anyway, the club certainly didn't. Then it got me thinking - the only place he could've found eagles fans whinging was here (heck, you certainly don't them on Melbourne radio). Robbo has absolutely no bias, so it can't have anything to do with the team the Eagles played on the weekend. Robbo knew I would work his out, which is why I know can't help but think it was a coded message to me personally from our great leader.

So tonight, I'm going to sit down and re-read the whole article through the prism of a can of VB. The anticipation, is, killing me.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

What if Blighty called you and said...
Hmm... uhm... err... umm
Interesting.

A perfect impersonation. It was as though the great Malcolm Blight was in the 360 studio, larger than life. I could see the Robbologist's upper-lip stubble sprout into full-fledged moustachery, such was the pin-point accuracy of that impersonation.