Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[ManWithNoName]

It was written, and so it was done.



Mick Malthouse

 

[ManWithNoName]

It is done

 

[Beetlebum]

Mick + Carlton

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

Brothers,
Call it a hunch, but something about TGO's scriptures right now is leading me to believe that he thinks Carlton should perhaps sack Mick Malthouse. Can't put my finger on it. It's just the vibe of the thing.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Everyone, everyone, loves Scott Pendlebury...as a footballer. Do you love him? Yeah, I love him. I love him. Everyone loves Sco- how can you not love the way Pendl- He hasn't, he hasn't, done anything that would upset anyone, Scott Pendlebury. And when you look at him, all you say is, 'Jeez, I wish he was playing for my team'. That's all you say, that's all you say. Yeah, so, that's love, right. When you say that, that's love.

Scott Pendlebury

 

[CJApples87]

Folks, we now have a new definition of love as well. Webster's, Oxford, Collins, Macquarie, Urban... All the dictionaries are to be rewritten.

 

[BigRough]

Hand balling is too fast, it has been decreed.

Jack Gunston

 

[gomax]

Motor Neurone Disease

Neil Daniher Balme

 

[ManWithNoName]

If he does lose his job, Carlton will advertise at the end of the season for a new coach for the first time in its 151 years of existence.

And so it was written:

Jack Worrall
Fred Elliott
Norman Clark
Jack Wells
Viv Valentine
Horrie Clover
Percy Parratt
Paddy O'Brien
Ray Brew
Dan Minogue
Frank Maher
Percy Rowe
Brighton Diggins
Percy Bentley
Jim Francis
Ken Hands
Ron Barassi
John Nicholls
Robert Walls
Ian Thorogood
Ian Stewart
Alex Jesaulenko
Peter Jones
David Parkin
Wayne Brittain
Denis Pagan
Brett Ratten
Mick Malthouse

 

[Mighty P]

It hath been decreed from upon the golden throne of 360: thou shalt not booeth Goodes.

 

[Beerfish]

Was also decreed in tonight's sermon that Luke Perry is now the coach of the Bulldogs.

To this end: Luke Beveridge

 

[Shane Hird]

It hath been decreed from upon the golden throne of 360: thou shalt not booeth Goodes.

It clearly upsets the great Man, so therefor I too, shall cease, the mindless, booing, of Goodesssey.

 

[Shane Hird]

TGO went all out on his recent praise of the new Golden Boy Fyfie.

Only a true master of the pen could scribe such words of brilliance. Bravo..bra-vo.


And if he’s behind, he either plants his legs and stops the opponent from getting to the fall of the ball or audaciously and sometimes arrogantly, simply leans over and clutches the ball or jumps on top of the opponent to mark the ball.

If it’s side by side he dismantles his opponent with the use of his body to the point, at the end, it’s an uncontested mark

If Nathan Fyfe was a beast, he would be a lion, all hair and fury and confident, because when the ball is near him he attacks it as if to devour it,

He tackles. He runs deep into defence. And he never argues or complains.

 

[SJ]

Hand balling is too fast, it has been decreed.

Jack Gunston

Hawthorn should get TGO down at training during the week to teach the Hawks how to handball. Ball mastery.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Was also decreed in tonight's sermon that Luke Perry is now the coach of the Bulldogs.

To this end: Luke Beveridge

 

[DeanoT]

It hath been decreed from upon the golden throne of 360: thou shalt not booeth Goodes.

I am normally one who follows TGO's decrees devoutly, but I am willing to defy Him and incur his wrath on this particular matter.

 

[BigRough]

Hawthorn should get TGO down at training during the week to teach the Hawks how to handball. Ball mastery.

Can some wiz please make a gif of Robbo's handball technique?

 

[BigRough]

If Nathan Fyfe was a beast, he would be a lion, all hair and fury and confident, because when the ball is near him he attacks it as if to devour it,

He tackles. He runs deep into defence. And he never argues or complains.

And the trade week prophecies begin

 

[manboob]

"make it $50" TGO your generosity is boundless!

 

[SJ]

 

[Beetlebum]

I am normally one who follows TGO's decrees devoutly, but I am willing to defy Him and incur his wrath on this particular matter.

I too am prepared to suffer eternal damnation when it comes to booing complete flogs.

 

[Beerfish]

Wednesday

 

[Starburns_]

Hawthorn supporters.
Dale Thomas.

 

[Starburns_]

TGO smites the unholy gathering that was Gerard's 40th birthday.

 

[Micksy]

I am normally one who follows TGO's decrees devoutly, but I am willing to defy Him and incur his wrath on this particular matter.

This passage is open to interpretation. Was he referring to Adam, or Brett? One may never know.